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Oh my God. What did I wake up to?

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Nunez can’t hold the ball for shit and it kills me

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Nat sitting over there thinking ‘what the fuck do I have to do to get time?’


Nat sucks too

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Nat sucks too

Can’t be as bad as Matip in this match 

10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Gomez and Matip are washed.

Yup. 1000%. They both look like shit. Gomez is so bad on his positioning.

The lack of transition from our D thru the midfield to our attackers sucks ass since Gini left. 

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The lack of transition from our D thru the midfield to our attackers sucks ass since Gini left. 

We have a midfield?

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


bingo. 
 

what the fuck role is his playing on this? Some kind of 2nd grade sweeper?

 

https://www.nbcsports.com/video/joel-matip-own-goal-gives-wolves-flying-start-v-liverpool

That was exactly what I was talking about. Where the fuck is he going? You can even see Andy trying to figure out what the line needs to be because Gomez is no where 

Halftime should see Gomez and Keita out for sure. If we didn’t have so many injuries I’d say Matip and Nunez also. Although I can’t fault the forwards much. All we do is try to play long balls to them like we are fucking stoke

The lack of production is depressing. I'm not shocked that our defense is terrible without Konate and VvD. But to get nothing up front and not even really be a threat is more worrisome. Klopp doesn't seem to know how to get anything out of the existing parts any longer. We haven't score an EPL goal since Brentford on 1/2. 3 matches without any goals and in none of those games did it feel like we were threatening. 

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The lack of production is depressing. I'm not shocked that our defense is terrible without Konate and VvD. But to get nothing up front and not even really be a threat is more worrisome. Klopp doesn't seem to know how to get anything out of the existing parts any longer. We haven't score an EPL goal since Brentford on 1/2. 3 matches without any goals and in none of those games did it feel like we were threatening. 

It all comes down to the midfield. We don’t create any real chances for the forwards. It’s either they beat someone for pace or take a man off the dribble. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Gomez is atrocious. 

FIFY

Naby fucking sucks

I don’t b know if Bajectic is athletic enough for this level yet, but he is really good 

Shoulda scored Darwin. But again it’s the same shit. Our forwards don’t get chances other than random shit over the top. There’s no chance to find any rhythm 

Wow. It's just amazingly bad now. 

Sa brought that ball out right?! How’s that get missed 

It’s also amazing how much holding people get to do on Mo with no calls

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Sa brought that ball out right?! How’s that get missed 

It’s also amazing how much holding people get to do on Mo with no calls

That’s what it looked like to me at least. Had hands still on the ball a good 1-2 yards outside of it.

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I thought Brighton was going to be the low point of our season. Little did I know....

Klopp and Lijnders have shown the adaptability this season of Greg Davis against OU in 2004

Gakpo's walking to the bench thinking what the hell did I get myself into here?

13 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Klopp and Lijnders have shown the adaptability this season of Greg Davis against OU in 2004

I get it but like what would you have them do? The team sucks. What’s the winning strategy with no midfielders and no CBs?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I get it but like what would you have them do? The team sucks. What’s the winning strategy with no midfielders and no CBs?


not look like absolute shit by the third minute every game?

 

play more defensively and counter attack?

on the studio show: klopp has not adapted to departure of pressing mane; running same tactics, without the tools, and no january investment because fsg are preoccupied with a sale = is klopp up for another run with new owners and total retooling?

Nationalmannschaft der Vereinigten Staaten??????

On 2/4/2023 at 10:55 AM, hobbes2702 said:

What’s the winning strategy with no midfielders and no CBs?

 I can tell you that it's not "send everyone forward and Inshallah". The thing that worked for us in the past was that we defended with a high line. We basically cut the pitch in half and didn't need a transitional midfield because our defenders could pass directly thru the midfield or to the wingbacks. Since our defense has gone to shit and we don't possess the ball, it's not working. Having better players would help, but the system is flawed right now. Fuck it, go to a 4-4-2 and start from scratch. 

I know what I'm getting you guys for Christmas.

 

Derby day.  

 

That's about all I got for this one.

1 hour ago, pied06 said:

Derby day.  

 

That's about all I got for this one.

Can we get Origi on loan?

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Why didn't TAA take it?

No clue. Seemed like the wall was set up perfectly for a right footed shot.

HOLY SHIT the soccer gods smiled on us in that 15 seconds!

MO SALAH!!!!!!!!!!!! MO SALAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, pied06 said:

HOLY SHIT the soccer gods smiled on us in that 15 seconds!

Thought it was a goal. Turned out I was right...

MO SALAH! MO SALAH! MO SALAH!

RUNNING DOWN THE WING!

SALAH LA LA LA LA!

THE EGYPTIAN KING!

It's been a long time!

Nice pass from Nunez

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Gakpo on a nice pass from TAA!

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