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Alisson pulls a Gomez. And all the fun has been sucked out of this. 

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Blame Ali all you want, but that backpass from Gomez was ASS

I agree that it was a little light and short on space but Ali needs to be better there

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Blame Ali all you want, but that backpass from Gomez was ASS

Sure but maybe don't aim your outlet straight at the charging RM player?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I agree that it was a little light and short on space but Ali needs to be better there

Never put your keeper in that position. Ali hit it first time.

Gomez and TAA look like they are running in quicksand compared to Jr. 

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Gomez and TAA look like they are running in quicksand compared to Jr. 

He’s really damn good. Wish we were in on signing more Brazilian youth prodigies. 

Well, it was fun while it lasted but our terrible defense is a constant.

Gomez got a really good view of that. 

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Gomez is the worst player on the roster. I am absolutely convinced. Absolutely useless.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Gomez got a really good view of that. 

They should charge him for admission.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

I never thought I'd see a player worse than Lovren but here we are. 

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6 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Gomez is the worst player on the roster. I am absolutely convinced. Absolutely useless.

Yup. Absolutely. We need a starting CB, CDM, and CM all this summer or we are fucked next year

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Yup. Absolutely. We need a starting CB, CDM, and CM all this summer or we are fucked next year

FSG:

 

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I’m seriously racking my brain as to a worse performance for a CB. He’s undeniably at least partially at fault for all 4 of the goals.

 

didn’t close down Viniscius on a shot that should have been blocked

shitty, slow back pass that put Ali under pressure

fouled Viniscius and then watched Militao head the ball right in front of his face on the subsequent set piece, without moving

kept viniscius onside in the build-up and then hit the ball into the net with his ass

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3 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I’m seriously racking my brain as to a worse performance for a CB. He’s undeniably at least partially at fault for all 4 of the goals.

 

didn’t close down Viniscius on a shot that should have been blocked

shitty, slow back pass that put Ali under pressure

fouled Viniscius and then watched Militao head the ball right in front of his face on the subsequent set piece, without moving

kept viniscius onside in the build-up and then hit the ball into the net with his ass

His positioning is awful almost all of the time. We’d honestly be better off playing Fabinho there. Then we at least get his slow ass out of the midfield.

This team fucking sucks

Comical. Look live a JV squad. 

4 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I’m seriously racking my brain as to a worse performance for a CB.

Icing on the cake.

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

I never thought I'd see a player worse than Lovren but here we are. 

Gomez can’t hold Lovren’s jock

Five goals in less than 50 mins -- woof

Midfield suxks

center defense sucks

goalie sucked (today)

 

pretty good reflection on the lack of depth we have on the roster and a stale coaching staff scared to try anything new. 

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Goalmez.

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Offense with a cool 0.07xg in the second half. Common theme this season. We’ve gone from Mentality Monsters to Mentality Midgets. 

Not timely enough to avoid the Gomez abortion the other day though

 

No Konate yet. No Gomez at all. 

 

Hendo/Milner/Keita is such a rough trio to deal with. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Hendo/Milner/Keita is such a rough trio to deal with. 

Texted my buddies when the lineup was released:

”Lord beer me strength with that midfield.”

This either ends up scoreless or a smash and grab for Palace. 

Well Jota's back and so are the skyballs! 🤣

Jurgen, stop trying to make Harvey Elliott a thing. It's not going to happen. 

We should've known our ceiling was a point when that middle was announced. And we really only have a prayer of any decent replacements if we either somehow make CL again or this mythical investment happens that FSG are seeking. Just sell the fucking club because not investing is wrecking it, you Boston cumdumpsters. 

We could play for 3 more hours and not score.

 

just 1 game less to play out the string on this miserable season. 

Glad I was at the baseball game and couldn’t watch this shit show.

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