March 12, 20232 yr Author 8 hours ago, MoJames said: Your club looks like shit for an extended stretch. The manager is questioned. The ownership is questioned. You win a massive game to advance in the Champion's league. You steady the ship with a 1-0, 3 points at home in the PL. Then, in the next game, you're up 2-1 late and sub on Christian Pulisic.
March 18, 20232 yr Author At least 11 points out of 4th with 11 matches to play. Really can't be losing games at home.
April 1, 20232 yr 7 minutes in, and it should be 2-1 Chelsea. Defending is for the top half of the table.
April 1, 20232 yr Okay, lads, pretty good effort. Only down a goal and still have a chance to steal a point from Aston Villa at home. Blue is the colour!!
April 1, 20232 yr Welp, good try. I was probably asking for too much. You can't expect to beat the #11 side in the EPL just because you spent Spain's GDP on players. Winning is hard. I hate football anyway.
April 1, 20232 yr Author 3 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Welp, good try. I was probably asking for too much. You can't expect to beat the #11 side in the EPL just because you spent Spain's GDP on players. Winning is hard. I hate football anyway. If it makes you feel any better these matches don't really matter. We aren't catching the 4th spot and we aren't getting relegated. I think we qualify for Europa through CL already?
April 1, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, ztejas said: If it makes you feel any better these matches don't really matter. We aren't catching the 4th spot and we aren't getting relegated. I think we qualify for Europa through CL already? Yes, fair enough, but it would be encouraging if these guys started to look like they've known each other longer than the last hour.
April 1, 20232 yr Author 4 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Yes, fair enough, but it would be encouraging if these guys started to look like they've known each other longer than the last hour. I agree. The club has overall felt soulless and disinterested since Roman left. Not sure what the answer is. I don't think Potter is a bad manager.
April 2, 20232 yr Nags is terrible. You should hope you don’t bring him in. he tinkers and tries to create some sort of identity that doesn’t work at top tier clubs. You can’t sub off and change the formation every week at the top level. he’s a great mid table coach for someone trying to punch above their weight. I guess you should hire him them, that is what you are without Russian Oligarch blood money.
April 2, 20232 yr Author 1 hour ago, KennyPowders said: Nags is terrible. You should hope you don’t bring him in. he tinkers and tries to create some sort of identity that doesn’t work at top tier clubs. You can’t sub off and change the formation every week at the top level. he’s a great mid table coach for someone trying to punch above their weight. I guess you should hire him them, that is what you are without Russian Oligarch blood money. Edited April 2, 20232 yr by ztejas
April 3, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, KennyPowders said: he’s a great mid table coach for someone trying to punch above their weight. I guess you should hire him them, that is what you are without Russian Oligarch blood money. No, you are.
April 3, 20232 yr Author Imagine trolling the Chelsea thread where none of us really give a fuck to begin with.
April 3, 20232 yr We're going to hire Pochettino, win the CL with him this year, and win a bunch more trophies with him over the next few years. All the while, Spurs A&M will be running through managers and winning zero trophies. It's the best story, so it will happen.
April 4, 20232 yr We are so much better with Kante, and he's playing like he's angry he was out for so long. But we still can't finish. We should be up 2-0.
April 5, 20232 yr Author I don't understand the point of canning Potter if we're going to bring in an interim until we hire someone else. We aren't playing for anything in the PL and were actually doing pretty well in the CL under GP. I mean how many fucking managers do these players need to go through?
April 6, 20232 yr I mean, I guess we could score under Frank. It'll be interesting seeing the swing from a bunch of 0-0/0-1 games to 3-2/4-3 games.
April 6, 20232 yr Can you imagine if Frank leads us to a Champions League victory? We should be HEAVY underdogs the rest of the way, but it would be freaking hilarious if it happened...
April 6, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, APMP said: Can you imagine if Frank leads us to a Champions League victory? We should be HEAVY underdogs the rest of the way, but it would be freaking hilarious if it happened...
April 6, 20232 yr Frankie is gonna end up managing Chelsea 11 times for 14 total years. But who else we gonna get for the next few weeks? Welcome back, again, Super Frank. Talk some sense into these lads, can ya?
April 7, 20232 yr 22 hours ago, APMP said: Can you imagine if Frank leads us to a Champions League victory? We should be HEAVY underdogs the rest of the way, but it would be freaking hilarious if it happened... I love Lampard...and I hate that he wasn't ready before...but I think he's still not yet ready. Any sort of uptick in form (especially this scenario above) would put him in the mix for next season...and I'm not ready to see him fail here again.
April 8, 20232 yr Author This club is a mess. Cucurella is a fucking joke and just straight up not a PL quality player. There's no discernable vision or direction.
April 15, 20232 yr Author We fucking suuuuuuck. This Lampard shit was another retarded decision in a long list of them. He's just going to furrher fuck up the clubhouse.
April 15, 20232 yr People like to watch Nascar races and cheer when the cars crash into each other, people slow down and stare at car crashes when they drive by, there is a kind of pleasure from looking at a complete wrecked train of an organization.
April 18, 20232 yr Author I've been busy with work but I forgot we were even playing today. Gonna be a fun offseason.
April 18, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, ztejas said: I've been busy with work but I forgot we were even playing today. You'll be happy to know Pulisic didn't make one mistake.
April 18, 20232 yr Author 2 minutes ago, MoJames said: You'll be happy to know Pulisic didn't make one mistake. I barely even care how CP plays anymore. Everyone on this team plays like shit anyway. He needs a change of scenery - for both him and the national team. And he isn't invaluable to Chelsea.
April 19, 20232 yr Author Holy fucking shit this is incredible how bad it is. Is Arsenal paying Cucurella under the table?
April 26, 20232 yr Azpi back in the starting lineup for our meaningless game against Brentford today. This may be one of the last times we get to see him play in a Chelsea kit.
April 26, 20232 yr Author I think they should just burn down Stamford Bridge and put in some mixed-use development.
April 27, 20232 yr Azpi back in the starting lineup for our meaningless game against Brentford today. This may be one of the last times we get to see him play in a Chelsea kit. But at least he scored?
May 2, 20232 yr Somehow missed this, but we signed a 15 year old that will join the team in three years. https://www.goal.com/en-us/lists/kendry-paez-chelsea-spend-17m-sign-/blt9a6f0de06ae03279 So no worries guys, that'll fix this.
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