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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Yeah. That looked pretty fucking good 

 

 

fuckery not going both ways.  blue in the bag.  gonna need 13 or 14.

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Tristan, if you are going to "miss" just keep doing it in that spot.  Sometimes he might not give it to you but sometimes he will and those are hard pitches to get solid contact on.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

At a game last year I was sitting near one of his former teachers and his little brother was chatting with them and we all talked a bit. His brother has Asperger's or is a little autistic or something. I imagine Todd is a good human being

Yes. He is very respectful. 

I've had a few talks with him this year at games. He is definitely a humble young man. During the Kansas series, some guys came down to my row late and I was giving them crap (jokingly) about sitting in the seats next to me as I knew they were just moving down. We started talking and turns out that they were ALL his high school best friends and  had nothing but great things to say about him. 

They were like a proud momma watching their son play in their first High school start.

They mobbed him after the game. Pretty cool.

I've never seen anything like this infield. What the fuck is wrong with these people

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

is the baseball actually a tennis ball? 

Filled with pennies 

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Ump Better loosen the fuck up if he wants to end this shit before 2am. Cock sucker

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Just now, EuroHorn said:

Great play on Friday night?

Play of the day on Friday night!

I will cut these guys some slack - been a long fucking day. 

Just now, B00M said:

I've never seen anything like this infield. What the fuck is wrong with these people

Years and years of incest 

Just now, Fletch said:

Years and years of incest 

Was that wrong?

Just now, Born to Run said:

what fucking channel are we on

I'm about to stab my inlaws and lady friend

Hopefully that isn't the same person. 

 

This director is either slow as fuck, the technical director has bad hearing, the board is sticky, or they have no confidence in the camera guys getting the shots. I can’t recall a more sluggish broadcast switching between shots.

Just now, Born to Run said:

what fucking channel are we on

I'm about to stab my inlaws and lady friend

ESPNU

1 minute ago, B00M said:

I've never seen anything like this infield. What the fuck is wrong with these people

Their website says the groundskeeper is "The Ghost of John McGraw."

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Since we’re all in a good mood and I took an edible earlier: 

 

Dear White people—I got a promotion to be a Dean at a college in the Bay Area.  

Any food places I should try? 

Is there a Longhorn alum group out there?

Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

Just now, Born to Run said:

what fucking channel are we on

I'm about to stab my inlaws and lady friend

what about the wife? 

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

what fucking channel are we on

I'm about to stab my inlaws and lady friend

ESPNU

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Yes. He is very respectful. 

I've had a few talks with him this year at games. He is definitely a humble young man. During the Kansas series, some guys came down to my row late and I was giving them crap (jokingly) about sitting in the seats next to me as I knew they were just moving down. We started talking and turns out that they were ALL his high school best friends and  had nothing but great things to say about him. 

They were like a proud momma watching their son play in their first High school start.

They mobbed him after the game. Pretty cool.

Glad he's been able to contribute this season. I think we should get him a ring for good measure. 

Camera / director are still pretty bad. Think they had a couple of drinks during the delay.

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

what fucking channel are we on

I'm about to stab my inlaws and lady friend

Streaming or televised?

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Skyler needs to play deeper on this asphalt

I mean it must really cut down on maintenance and water. Just spray paint that shit 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

5,807. Cute. 

That was last night's count.

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1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

Nobody goes there anymore 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Hopefully that isn't the same person. 

 

The rep limit is pissing me off

1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

Confused Gary Coleman GIF

1 minute ago, Yankee said:

Camera / director are still pretty bad. Think they had a couple of drinks during the delay.

NTTAWWT.

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