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15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, I am 95% certain we will be Friday/Sunday.

The only question is if we are the 2pm or 7pm on Friday.  Hopefully we get Prime Time.

Yes. we are Friday and you know aggy is going to bitch (already) when we are given the primetime 7 pm slot. 🤘

Aggy says we have no playmakers.
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“Ghost of Bizbee” has got to be one of us, right?
1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’ve been on here since the move from the other board. More a lurker and reader than poster. Only post when I think I contribute something to the conversation. Why my post incredulous that the game was on tonight when I had seen earlier that it was suspended until tomorrow bothered somebody enough to make a smartass post is a wonder? I’m dumber for having responded and this board is dumber yet for having to read this shit. I apologize and fuck those other two dumbasses for doing it. 😊

Now you’re starting to fucking piss me off….

(Relax. We give each other shit out of love) 

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

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Make Augies force ghost say no 

Good Lord I've been in your head for two hours now when our team punches a ticket to the CWS. Counting outs and asking for links when already posted, will always get a neg.

12 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

How about Stevens just turns in a Hollingsworth 2.0 performance and the rest of the pitching staff just takes the day off.

I’ll pat myself on the back for this one

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Come watch the game... We need @Cajun

9:15p on ESPNU

I snuck off and watched the last 4 innings, but couldn’t get the Camp Lucy interwebz thing to work.

Fuck yo couch hillbilly losers!

Enjoy your continued irrelevance ECU.

Just now, Cajun said:

I snuck off and watched the last 4 innings, but couldn’t get the Camp Lucy interwebz thing to work.

Fuck yo couch hillbilly losers!

Enjoy your continued irrelevance ECU.

Which milf is Cajun slaying tonight?

56 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Back to our second home.  Good job, guys.

Who is making the stickers this year? UT @ OMAHA 

TEXAS!!!!!!

1 hour ago, utfan87 said:

We still firing Pierce?

where are all the fucking fire Pierce pussies..... yep.... fuck yall and the horse yall rode in on......could things be perfect..... sure but Horns could have Tennessee coach.... so get fukked

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Good morning to everyone who had to go to bed early Sunday!  Here's what you missed:

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It goes well for us.

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It goes VERY well for us!

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Edited by TexLonghorn

I’ve been wrong about a lot of shit this past weekend, but I was spot on when I said that dragging my ass into the office this morning would be the Bataan Death March…

5 hours ago, Fletch said:

Which milf is Cajun slaying tonight?

Well, my left hand I call ‘milf”, so that one.

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I’ve been wrong about a lot of shit this past weekend, but I was spot on when I said that dragging my ass into the office this morning would be the Bataan Death March…

I work from home but when my alarm went off at 6:30 this morning I almost woke everyone else up with a loud "fuckkkkkkkk" 

I work from home but when my alarm went off at 6:30 this morning I almost woke everyone else up with a loud "fuckkkkkkkk" 

If I didn’t have a new staff hire starting today I’d be in boxers with whiskey breath at my home desk all morning [emoji31]
1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


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This is my plan

Congrats to all who stuck out the entire saga from start to finish.  Man, what can you say about Tristan?  Shit, what a beast.  I believe this game not only bolstered his confidence, but the coaches, teammates, you and me, and the orange blood nation.  Someone should hang a temporary sign on the Omaha city limits sign saying "Austin North".  

I like waking up to wins! 

We did the rest of the CWS teams a favor by knocking out Bryson Worrell the greatest baseball player of all time. 

7 hours ago, Fletch said:

Kinda surprised texags isn’t claiming they’re the ones to come up with no dogpile in the supers 

They dogpiled when the won the regionals.  It was the most Aggie moment of Aggie moments.  OU will beat them. Then ND sends them home 0-2 with no BBQ

No dogpile ... act like you've been there before.  🤘

ECU found out that Texas, unlike most other teams, doesn’t fold after losing game 1.  

7 hours ago, Fletch said:

Kinda surprised texags isn’t claiming they’re the ones to come up with no dogpile in the supers 

Stupid sip! Don't you know in that one game in that year that suddenly has escaped me the twelf man was called upon to pinch run and pinch hit and pinch pitch was running out of the dug out and in his deserving excitement he tripped and fell on his own royal ass thus creating a dog pile of igoramus portions and the next day WE lost a game henceforth from then on WE no longer dog pile and it ain't cuz we all looked like a bunch mo rons looking for each others peckers. I seent it. I was thar. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

Hey Cliff, I think the above is why.  Your fanbase is a bunch of jackasses that embarrassed themselves all weekend.

 

 

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

To go from playing pure class Air Force to these rubes…..

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey Cliff, I think the above is why.  Your fanbase is a bunch of jackasses that embarrassed themselves all weekend.

 

 

God obviously hates East Carolina.

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

You ladies need to chill the fuck out.

Narrator: Steel Shank laughs, as he is right again.

24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey Cliff, I think the above is why.  Your fanbase is a bunch of jackasses that embarrassed themselves all weekend.

 

 

I mean, you ran into the most successful program in history, with a veteran roster of guys who almost made the championship series last year, including the best hitter in the country.  I don't think we need to invoke Zeus or Thor to figure out why y'all lost.

The problem is that you were so convinced you were gonna win.  But we're the arrogant Longhorns, right?  I love irony.  Now piss off.

Edited by TexArcher

Did I make a wrong turn and wind up on the Tennessee board?  Texas doesn't dogpile because we act like we've been there 37 times before.  No reason fans, including those on message boards, can't do the same.  Texas won.  ECU is in the rearview mirror.  On to the next one.  No time for trash talk.

 

Besides, ECU played hard and I didn't see any issues with class or respect for the game.  Kudos to those kids for taking a directional school from the Carolinas to the Super Regionals.

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey Cliff, I think the above is why.  Your fanbase is a bunch of jackasses that embarrassed themselves all weekend.

 

 

Pierce mind fucked him before the game by meeting him wearing socks…..

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59 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

We did the rest of the CWS teams a favor by knocking out Bryson Worrell the greatest baseball player of all time. 

Weird timing because today is my Bryson Worrell hoodie wearing day.

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