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12 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Where’s the wine?

I pored one over here...

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3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Yeah dude. We need something to do during the rain delay 

If you really are bored you could google it

for yourself. 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

He don't care. he is motor boating. Well at least I hope he is! 

Narrator: he wasn't

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Yeah, being poor sucks.  4 kids will do that to ya'.  Put the two girls through college, the boys are gonna do it the hard way.  Such goobers.  In fact, we are so bad off we'll permanently retire somewhere in Panama in roughly the next two years.  At least thet's the current plan.

Bueno.

Goddamnit this was not easy to remain undetected from both subject and wife

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I pored one over here...

* hear

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

Goddamnit this was not easy to remain undetected from both subject and wife

Finally!

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Not sure how ECU is going to find 9 innings in this one unless they can get extended innings out of Spivey or Mayhue. 

Keep putting pressure on and burn through pitchers. 

Pics do not capture stress on bikini. 
 

pool is a bit deep to get quality

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Yeah, being poor sucks.  4 kids will do that to ya'.  Put the two girls through college, the boys are gonna do it the hard way.  Such goobers.  In fact, we are so bad off we'll permanently retire somewhere in Panama in roughly the next two years.  At least thet's the current plan.

damn good plan. I love Panama. 

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Yeah, being poor sucks.  4 kids will do that to ya'.  Put the two girls through college, the boys are gonna do it the hard way.  Such goobers.  In fact, we are so bad off we'll permanently retire somewhere in Panama in roughly the next two years.  At least thet's the current plan.

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2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Pics do not capture stress on bikini. 
 

pool is a bit deep to get quality

you did fine.

4 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Goddamnit this was not easy to remain undetected from both subject and wife

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5 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

NP

 

 

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My man. You do this site justice. Any chance of underwater snatch shots? Asking for a friend. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Great. Now I have an ear worm. 

Drinking beer and cooking jalapeño poppers on grill while it’s 106 degrees and Texas leads 4-0.  Life is good.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Fuckers have to use tractors to hold the tarp down? Guess it is made of Saran Wrap. 

4 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Fib/ Tib..That sucks....major hardware there. Hope she heals quickly and well.

Yeah, I told her that she's going to hate TSA security more than anyone for the rest of her life.

damn good plan. I love Panama. 

So do I. Cool fucking place.

Looks like it's going to be a while folks....so smoke em if you got em

 

Another smaller but more intense storm coming in after the current one. But should be ok after that.

28 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

ESPN is behind this confusion by posting 0-0 everywhere as the score during the delay. 

Where do you see that? I'm watching ESPN+ and it scrolls on the top right showing Texas up 4-0 

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuckers have to use tractors to hold the tarp down? Guess it is made of Saran Wrap. 

Recycled meth baggies.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


So do I. Cool fucking place.

Only better bass fishing was Lake Yohoa in Honduras. Fishing around the locks and just watching them operate amazed me as a kid. 

Dad ran the SF training group there so we got to run all over the country as kids. The old train to Colon is still one of my favorite memories. 

Those titties real. I just got cold busted trying to catch her coming out of the hot tub. 
 

Can you guys post up and tell Mrs. @4th and 5that was strictly for you guys, not me

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, I told her that she's going to hate TSA security more than anyone for the rest of her life.

Nahhhh,  now she gets to bring in whatever she cares to smuggle!  She just has to scream at them...."Wand my leg!" 😁

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

OU , A&M and Notre Dame are in Omaha. What kind of hell are we living? 

One where Texas plays the roll of some bad ass saint and smites them all. Damn Heathens. 

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

Those titties real. I just got cold busted trying to catch her coming out of the hot tub. 
 

Can you guys post up and tell Mrs. @4th and 5that was strictly for you guys, not me

New phone. Who dis?

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

OU , A&M and Notre Dame are in Omaha. What kind of hell are we living? 

The one where we get to send a couple of them home.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

ESPN+ dummy

And Squeeze Play just said we'll start on ESPNNews.

Yes but is ESPNNews TELEVISED?  Helloooo, some of us can only watch TELEVISED events, here!

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

Those titties real. I just got cold busted trying to catch her coming out of the hot tub. 
 

Can you guys post up and tell Mrs. @4th and 5that was strictly for you guys, not me

no. cuz we be surly bastards. Yeah, go ahead and give me your wife's number. 

15 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

NP

 

 

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Me rikey.

2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Those titties real. I just got cold busted trying to catch her coming out of the hot tub. 
 

Can you guys post up and tell Mrs. @4th and 5that was strictly for you guys, not me

Just let her skim your post history. I'm sure that will clear your good name 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Where do you see that? I'm watching ESPN+ and it scrolls on the top right showing Texas up 4-0 

It had been 0-0 until very recently.  I know becausr I'm at a retirement party and have to check the score over watching.

Ticker says our shit resumes at 5:30

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

OU , A&M and Notre Dame are in Omaha. What kind of hell are we living? 

Happy New Year GIF

18 minutes ago, Chico_SA said:

Fuck it. I'm 37 oz's in and sufficiently hydrated. Time to go finish the yard work

Only 3 more oz. to freedom

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1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

Those titties real. I just got cold busted trying to catch her coming out of the hot tub. 
 

Can you guys post up and tell Mrs. @4th and 5that was strictly for you guys, not me

"uh, mrs. 4th and 5 we have no idea what your husband is talking about, this website is for males who like knitting but are a bit mad about it"

need to work on your stealth phone camera skills...

 

Just now, B00M said:

Ticker says our shit resumes at 5:30

Uh yea no...

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