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Damn, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and the Agros all there. There’s something wrong with the universe. The three schools that hate us cause they ain’t us the most. 

1 minute ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m sure this has been asked 1000 times but I got in the pool after the delay. Do we resume at 4-0 if it’s tomorrow??

Yes

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

and 4 drowned in the quicksand in right field. People can donate their unused meth and coors light in their memory. The cheerleaders will appreciate it. 

24 minutes ago, horn4life said:

The one thing I found interesting earlier was that the clock on the game is still running.  So when they do restart the game could later be called complete with fewer than 9 innings.  Hopefully they can get back out there. They have lights so... what would be the latest time for a potential restart today?  

What??? What clock?

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

I'm like 50% sure they have helicopter technology in North Carolina

I mean, they're pretty loyal to airplanes?

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14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Congrats Sir. Won't even remind you of the rules. 

Taller daughter on the right.  Best I can do on the quick…

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I’m sure this has been asked 1000 times but I got in the pool after the delay. Do we resume at 4-0 if it’s tomorrow??


Yes. but we are playing at 7:15 tonight


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2 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m sure this has been asked 1000 times but I got in the pool after the delay. Do we resume at 4-0 if it’s tomorrow??

Yes.  Resume exactly where left off in NCAA.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

Damn, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and the Agros all there. There’s something wrong with the universe. The three schools that hate us cause they ain’t us the most. 

Just missing Nebraska and Tceh to round out the Texas Haters All-Star team.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

Damn, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and the Agros all there. There’s something wrong with the universe. The three schools that hate us cause they ain’t us the most. 

Well, this game ain’t over, yet.  Feel good, hope the players stay focused and pitchers do their job.

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

I'm like 50% sure they have helicopter technology in North Carolina

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4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m sure this has been asked 1000 times but I got in the pool after the delay. Do we resume at 4-0 if it’s tomorrow??

Yes.

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1 minute ago, sidis said:

Damn, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and the Agros all there. There’s something wrong with the universe. The three schools that hate us cause they ain’t us the most. 

Put that way, our SEC pod is mighty unattractive.

14 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

DP - "We'll finish beating your ass tonight or we can finish beating your ass tomorrow. It don't make a shit."

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

What??? What clock?

Stadium is probably like a seedy motel room rented by the hour.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Just missing Nebraska and Tceh to round out the Texas Haters All-Star team.

There will be plenty of fans there wearing red polyester overalls with a big "N" emblazoned on front.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Let's agree to stop posting this guys thoughts

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, this game ain’t over, yet.  Feel good, hope the players stay focused and pitchers do their job.

This game hasn’t even started now thanks to this bullshit weather fucking us on momentum. There’s hours of work to do and I predict it will take 12 runs or more to win this batshittery. 

but regardless, those are the three most hate-filled little incestual fuck fanbases on the planet. They’re probably all gonna fight in Omaha over who can do the dipshit horns down nonsense the best all week, regardless of whether or not we are there. 

35 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

There’s no plays in baseball hence no playmakers. Morons 

But there’s routine plays, great plays, double plays, triple plays, plays unmade,  previous plays under review, ball players, and playoffs. 

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

Damn, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and the Agros all there. There’s something wrong with the universe. The three schools that hate us cause they ain’t us the most. 

And with ND in, our 4 biggest rivals will be there, unless I'm forgetting someone. We have to go.

9 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m sure this has been asked 1000 times but I got in the pool after the delay. Do we resume at 4-0 if it’s tomorrow??

Yes, but only because it’s the top of the 9th, and it’s tied. 

1 minute ago, wood said:

, unless I'm forgetting someone.

The walk on third string tight end from Kansas?

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Are we there yet?

Just a few more miles son

Just now, sidis said:

This game hasn’t even started now thanks to this bullshit weather fucking us on momentum. There’s hours of work to do and I predict it will take 12 runs or more to win this batshittery. 

but regardless, those are the three most hate-filled little incestual fuck fanbases on the planet. They’re probably all gonna fight in Omaha over who can do the dipshit horns down nonsense the best all week, regardless of whether or not we are there. 

Maybe they'll all do the horns down so long and aggressively, trying to out do eachother, that they all get carpal tunnel, get addicted to pain killers, end up homeless, and off themselves under an overpass

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

This game hasn’t even started now thanks to this bullshit weather fucking us on momentum. There’s hours of work to do and I predict it will take 12 runs or more to win this batshittery. 

but regardless, those are the three most hate-filled little incestual fuck fanbases on the planet. They’re probably all gonna fight in Omaha over who can do the dipshit horns down nonsense the best all week, regardless of whether or not we are there. 

100% guarantee if we make it there will be loads of aggy, Hogs, & Sooners in the stands at all of our games whether we're playing them or not, just to fuck with us. 

It don't make a shit though. Might even be better for us.

4 minutes ago, sidis said:

This game hasn’t even started now thanks to this bullshit weather fucking us on momentum. There’s hours of work to do and I predict it will take 12 runs or more to win this batshittery. 

but regardless, those are the three most hate-filled little incestual fuck fanbases on the planet. They’re probably all gonna fight in Omaha over who can do the dipshit horns down nonsense the best all week, regardless of whether or not we are there. 

This right here

Damnit. This game isn’t resuming tonight and it’s gonna be some stupid 10 AM CT resumption tomorrow morning with Mayhue on the mound.

Just now, B00M said:

get addicted to pain killers, end up homeless, and off themselves under an overpass

They already do

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

Is it just me or is that just the actual weather. Not really a forecast when it only goes to the current time...

Regardless looks like we got that pocket headed toward us

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Damnit. This game isn’t resuming tonight and it’s gonna be some stupid 10 AM CT resumption tomorrow morning with Mayhue on the mound.

That's fine. Threw 91 pitches two days ago and already had to warm up today in the pen. 

He shouldn't be able to give ECU more than 2 or 3 innings. 

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

Maybe they'll all do the horns down so long and aggressively, trying to out do eachother, that they all get carpal tunnel, get addicted to pain killers, end up homeless, and off themselves under an overpass

in Austin. A city they all hate. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t North Carolina home to Home Depot and lowes?  Let’s start with a wet vac and go from there. 

Lowes, yes. HD. Nope.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Anyway Stanford/uconn looks to be crazy and now we can watch it all 

The TaxSlayer Bowl is being shown on ACCN, if aggy wants to watch that.

15 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

I’m sure this has been asked 1000 times but I got in the pool after the delay. Do we resume at 4-0 if it’s tomorrow??

Not if we drop another 6 runs before the next storm comes through and ends the night.

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Damnit. This game isn’t resuming tonight 

 

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