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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It has lightning bugs.

It works out though, because they are meth'd out, too. 

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4 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

2 beers.  I have to drive back to charlottesville tonight.

Hard to tell how many will come back from their cars/tailgates, but in the stands maybe a couple hundred. 

Bro, its North Carolina. If you are not drunk YOU will be stopped. If you get stopped just explain you are on the way to church to buy meth and then go hang out with your cousin. Or tell them you are assigned to Fort Bragg. 

5 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

2 beers.  I have to drive back to charlottesville tonight.

Hard to tell how many will come back from their cars/tailgates, but in the stands maybe a couple hundred. 

That's over 200 miles right ??

Travel safely tonight... 🙏🙏🙏

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

Just now, texifornia said:

 

 

Of course they’re listening to fucking Bon Jovi 

27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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I wonder how she got that job?   She appears to be highly qualified.

Ecu fans are what would happen if Oklahoma and Louisiana cousins fucked

If?
2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

Yea, I'm not fucking 19 anymore. It will take me at least a day to recover from this. 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Of course they’re listening to fucking Bon Jovi 

I would've assumed Nickelback or Shinedown. Must be old school night.

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

I have officially been drunk, sober and now working on a second drunk riding on the whiskey train. Not sure what tomorrow holds but tonight, poor decisions will be made. Let's play this damn game.

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like it will be totally cleared by 8:15 CT. image.thumb.png.acba074f6877d154d3c8a4904fadb029.pngNo reason

Wah GIF

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like it will be totally cleared by 8:15 CT. image.thumb.png.acba074f6877d154d3c8a4904fadb029.pngNo reason

Yeah, this is what I was looking at.

9 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

You should keep this quote in your pocket for topics regarding the above:

”username more like guidelines rather than actual rules”

Hey, my username is very clear and accurate. 

Why the FUCK is the score showing 0-0 on the ESPN app?? I swear to God…

EDIT: Nevermind

Edited by BoosterAndrews
Fuck espn

4 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I day drank and fucked with the understanding this game would be starting at 3pm

I'm too old for this shit.

We all did too and are too.  The best thing for our livers and marriages might be a cancelation. 

*Except for the fucked part.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Big goober energy

 

Glad those redneck fucking losers are enjoying the extra few hours of a season the weather gave them.

Just relax now.  It'll all be over soon.

Just now, BoosterAndrews said:

Why the FUCK is the score showing 0-0 on the ESPN app?? I swear to God…

Yeah it’s funny, they have the out and baserunner on the board, but not the runs scored. 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

At least I’ve gotten three episodes of Peaky Blinders (final season) in during the delay

Fuck yea! Though I'm still on season 1. 

3 minutes ago, BoosterAndrews said:

Why the FUCK is the score showing 0-0 on the ESPN app?? I swear to God…

Why the fuck does that bother you?

My in laws are big ECU fans. All massive racists, somehow my wife escaped that. Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Will all those ecu fans be able to miss work tomorrow ???

Tobacco prices about to jump

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

My in laws are big ECU fans. All massive racists, somehow my wife escaped that. Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

One of my best friends is a black ECU grad, really enjoyed his experience there, so ymmv I suppose

4 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

The best thing for our livers and marriages might be a cancelation. 

No Way Reaction GIF

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Tobacco prices about to jump

Adult probation going to be slow tomorrow 

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Alright I like them a little bit more now. 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

My in laws are big ECU fans. All massive racists, somehow my wife escaped that. Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

I mean point taken but you don't even have to play Texifornia's first tweet to see a wet black lady there.

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Try to find any minority in the crowd, it will be challenging

I've seen plenty of black fans in the crowd there. Sorry your in-laws suck. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Alright I like them a little bit more now. 

I mean if you just sort of look at them as the citizens of Rock Ridge it works...

 

What's our record look like in games that ended past midnight local?

One of my best friends is a black ECU grad, really enjoyed his experience there, so ymmv I suppose
It's Twue?

look at it this way, we may be the last team in.

 

aggy 1st in, 1st out

TEXAS last in, fucking champs.

The ECU tailgates are brought to you by the Wes Craven Estate, who thank Greenville for finally making The Hills Have Eyes and The Serpent and the Rainbow finally conceive.

15 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yea, I'm not fucking 19 anymore. It will take me at least a day to recover from this. 

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