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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

So 30 more minutes of tits and grabass in here or do we need to get serious now?

Yes

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4 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

you mutha fuckas need to listen to me.

7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Tarp is coming off. 

...to remove the dead hookers.  We've already heard this story before.

Edited by OU Sucks

Any word on who is televising it? 

(Please remember that "streaming" does not qualify as "televising" when formulating your answer.)

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Anyone know what time we're supposed to restart? At least one of you losers could post it

8 mph

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Any word on who is televising it? 

(Please remember that "streaming" does not qualify as "televising" when formulating your answer.)

The ocho

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

So 30 more minutes of tits and grabass in here or do we need to get serious now?

My dick is bleeding so I can only go for like 10 more minutes

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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Anyone know what time we're supposed to restart? At least one of you losers could post it

7-8 MPH out of the NW gusting to 20.

12 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


It starts

Texas 0
ECU (-4)

Well, that sucks. When play continues, Texas is down 4-0 by that math.

4 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Not a damn thing has happened in this Stanford game for 2 hours.

Much like this thread.

so I'm guessing the little league field will have a lake in the middle of the outfield.  I'm still holding out for my double digit 1st inning.  lets do this motherfuckers and then go rape and pillage every last horns down shitstain in the CWS.

This will be our finest hour.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So 30 more minutes of tits and grabass in here or do we need to get serious now?

Let’s get serious. It’s time for shots

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I hope y'all are nice and drunk. We're about to start Tristan Stevens after a 6 hour rain delay. 

13 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

That poor girls tits are going to be by her belly Button before she hits 40. 

You must be a sad, miserable little man

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Texas vs Ecu may be on ESPNU 

Streaming or cable?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm still holding out for my double digit 1st inning.

is 11 a crooked number?

This just in from the Stanford game: "A knob to the throat. I don't know that I've seen that one before."

Just now, Genghis said:

This just in from the Stanford game: "A knob to the throat. I don't know that I've seen that one before."

So, that's not Marv Albert announcing, then?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

We're starting 15 min after the late West Coast game starts.

That's not weird. 

*West Coast's

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

We're starting 15 min after the late West Coast game starts.

That's not weird. 

It is still 4 hours before the typical NBA games start out there. Not bad.

2 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

You must be a sad, miserable little man

I’m just older and can see into the future. She’s on the fast track to a mastopexy. 😝 

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Streaming or cable?

Yes... ESPNU

 

Edited by LTtxfan

2 minutes ago, Genghis said:

This just in from the Stanford game: "A knob to the throat. I don't know that I've seen that one before."

That's an every day occurrence in College Station.

Well, that sucks. When play continues, Texas is down 4-0 by that math.

Well shit. You got me on that one [emoji38]
3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

is 11 a crooked number?

depends on how you write your ones..

ESPNU currently showing slimeball Ivan Maisel, who never missed a chance to crap on UT when he was at the Dallas Morning News.

10 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Anyone know what time we're supposed to restart? At least one of you losers could post it

9:15mph

6 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Let’s get serious. It’s time for shots

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Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Silas needs to hit the first pitch he sees over the fence. 

Do homers still count as 1 run in the post-rain-delay rules?

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