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5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

ESPNU currently showing slimeball Ivan Maisel, who never missed a chance to crap on UT when he was at the Dallas Morning News.

Fuck him

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I hope y'all are nice and drunk. We're about to start Tristan Stevens after a 6 hour rain delay. 

Not nearly drunk enough

4 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

Rip that condom off and impregnate them.

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ECU

25 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

is this gonna be on tv now? where's hagbard and beau vine?

watching the watergate thing on cnn

I’ve somehow managed to save 17 beers out of the 18 pack I bought earlier. If this game starts, and finishes, we are all going to die.

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

Getting ready to walk my daughter down the aisle.  Doing my part.  
 

Hook’EM!!!

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Come watch the game... We need @Cajun

9:15p on ESPNU

Just now, justhookit said:

I’ve somehow managed to save 17 beers out of the 18 pack I bought earlier. If this game starts, and finishes, we are all going to die.

quite the pace you've set so far

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

I’ve somehow managed to save 17 beers out of the 18 pack I bought earlier. If this game starts, and finishes, we are all going to die.

At this rate, you'll be drunk in Jan 2103.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

 

Pretty ballsy of DP to go out there without a life jacket after how much standing water we saw earlier.   Pretty sure elf’s can’t swim.

21 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Not a damn thing has happened in this Stanford game for 2 hours.

Other than, you know, progression towards the end of it. 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Do homers still count as 1 run in the post-rain-delay rules?

if televised post rain delay rules are 2 strikes is a an out, and any groundball is a hit.  also, all fielders must start with their glove on the ground and pick it up once the pitch is released.  even the catcher.

Just now, Sleepygrad said:

quite the pace you've set so far

We’ll I went to the bar - Shortys - at 3 thinking I’d be watching the game there. But yeah my pitch count is set back to 1 now that I’m home.

Just now, The Earl of Texas said:

Fuck East Carolina

It has always offended my OCD that there's East Carolina University and there's Western Carolina University.  FUCK ECU!

Just now, dcar00 said:

if televised post rain delay rules are 2 strikes is a an out, and any groundball is a hit.  also, all fielders must start with their glove on the ground and pick it up once the pitch is released.  even the catcher.

 But what if it's streaming?

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Ok, go on .....

Last time... I swear...

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Just now, Herpa Derpa said:

 But what if it's streaming?

then normal pre rain delay baseball rules apply and a homer to tie the game in the top of the 8th means the team that has just homered is declared the winner.

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

quite the pace you've set so far

Wife and I drank 18 each yesterday from 2:00-10:30. Somehow her alkie ass was up and sweeping the rv at 8:00 am. The woman has a magical liver. She did admit to being drunk for one of the first times ever in the 13 years I’ve known her. Counting the 2 hour break for steak and potatoes and putting down the kids and what not that just means it takes like a 3 beer per hour pace repeated at least 4 or 5 times to get her drunk. It’s a sight to behold. 

Christ two days of getting up at 9am Pacific time and now today.  I'm too fucking old for this shit.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

if televised post rain delay rules are 2 strikes is a an out, and any groundball is a hit.  also, all fielders must start with their glove on the ground and pick it up once the pitch is released.  even the catcher.

And every player is given a handgun. Play ball!

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Looks like ECU is sticking with Yesevage. 

 

obligatory what channel?

 
Come watch the game... We need [mention=4008]Cajun[/mention]
9:15p on ESPNU

His daughter is probably giving birth now.
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Wife and I drank 18 each yesterday from 2:00-10:30. Somehow her alkie ass was up and sweeping the rv at 8:00 am. The woman has a magical liver. She did admit to being drunk for one of the first times ever in the 13 years I’ve known her. Counting the 2 hour break for steak and potatoes and putting down the kids and what not that just means it takes like a 3 beer per hour pace repeated at least 4 or 5 times to get her drunk. It’s a sight to behold. 

you need to learn the value of wine and margaritas.

3 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Pretty ballsy of DP to go out there without a life jacket after how much standing water we saw earlier.   Pretty sure elf’s can’t swim.

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It has always offended my OCD that there's East Carolina University and there's Western Carolina University.  FUCK ECU!

And the Middle Carolina Rebels. Fuck them too.
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wife and I drank 18 each yesterday from 2:00-10:30. Somehow her alkie ass was up and sweeping the rv at 8:00 am. The woman has a magical liver. She did admit to being drunk for one of the first times ever in the 13 years I’ve known her. Counting the 2 hour break for steak and potatoes and putting down the kids and what not that just means it takes like a 3 beer per hour pace repeated at least 4 or 5 times to get her drunk. It’s a sight to behold. 

If my wife did that I would be watching her puke in the toilet while pissing in the floor.

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Last one...

 

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You’ve done a great job of rain delay killing. I commend you, sir

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Did football season start yet?

not quite but aggy already put the championship on the wall

Is it too late to challenge the call at 1st on the out?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

you need to learn the value of wine and margaritas.

Hate wine and tequila. Usually my drinking consists of me pouring out 400 or 500 mL of scotch and turning that into 3 or 4 drinks during the night and calling it good. That’s a two or three times a month thing. College football season is different. 

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