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Insurrectionist's assassination attempt foiled outside Supreme Court justice's home. Democrat Party's violent rhetoric meta thread

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Ready for some more? 

Bitchass

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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Yes, this is exactly what you should have been. Unfortunate. 

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Fucking your mother’s mouth

she mentioned something about a chewing gum cock the other day. must have been talking about you.

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

she mentioned something about a chewing gum cock the other day. must have been talking about you.

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4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

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4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Bitchass

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Fucking your mother’s mouth

 

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22 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'd just like to say I was here for Incredulity's immortal13 arc

4Doors would like all of us to know he's still here.

22 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

4Doors would like all of us to know he's still here.

There are always shitheads, shitheels, and seditionists among us.   4 doors is probably yelling about Jews on gessner.   

8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

There are always shitheads, shitheels, and seditionists among us.   4 doors is probably yelling about Jews on gessner.   

It's getting to be a mark of distinction if I get a drive by neg from him. 

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

It's getting to be a mark of distinction if I get a drive by neg from him. 

Yep.  Thing is, I give no more fucks.  You hear that 4 doors?  Neg me all you want.   You’re gonna lose, because you’re a loser.   You’re gonna be fired like a dog.   Grabbed by your loose pussy.  Loser.  

44 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

It's getting to be a mark of distinction if I get a drive by neg from him. 

Right? You really feel like you've made it when you get that notification.

6 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yep.  Thing is, I give no more fucks.  You hear that 4 doors?  Neg me all you want.   You’re gonna lose, because you’re a loser.   You’re gonna be fired like a dog.   Grabbed by your loose pussy.  Loser.  

He won't even post any more because he knows he's getting crowd-sourced if he does.  So he just comes to Surly to neg people.

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He won't even post any more because he knows he's getting crowd-sourced if he does.  So he just comes to Surly to neg people.

He can make a new one like Immaculate. I have no idea how many names he has been. Ratjuul pissed off imma enough this time to give him a stronger ban. I guess we'll see if that works. 

 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

He can make a new one like Immaculate. I have no idea how many names he has been. Ratjuul pissed off imma enough this time to give him a stronger ban. I guess we'll see if that works. 

 

I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me.  Pathetic. 

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