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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He has everything wrong with him.  Troll, pussy, stupid . . . the holy trinity of suck.

But tonight, he's got his mommas basement all night long.    

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    this is really boring and overhyped.  Most of the country doesn't care about topic, I'd say a 3 hour special on inflation would get more eyeballs.  Or a bikini contest. 

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ah, nevermind. fuck off.

I’d tell you to fuck off but I don’t want to read how you fake cried
3 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

And I've gotten middle fingers from 11 of you!  Thanks.

Make it 12, pigdick.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Nothing. I’m not crying because we didn’t have an insurrection. That happened in Afghanistan last year. This is a nothing burger.

You need to go to Pig's Eye Island, sit back, and realize that you are a disingenuous piece of shit.

Talking about reconnaissance visits now.  

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Nothing. I’m not crying because we didn’t have an insurrection. That happened in Afghanistan last year. This is a nothing burger compared to that

You're a fucking dumbass.

Most people gain wisdom as they age.  You're the Benjamin Button of IQ.

Little Jimmy let me ask you- why did they leave that day/night? They outnumbered police big time. If they really wanted to overthrow the election they could’ve with numbers.
4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


 I’m not crying because we didn’t have an insurrection. That happened in Afghanistan last year. This is a nothing burger compared to that

What?

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Little Jimmy let me ask you- why did they leave that day/night? They outnumbered police big time. If they really wanted to overthrow the election they could’ve with numbers.

Did you just watch Caroline Edwards get knocked unconscious?  What do you think of that?

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Nothing. I’m not crying because we didn’t have an insurrection. That happened in Afghanistan last year. This is a nothing burger compared to that

See now this is the kind of shittiness than can only be explained by genetics. It's in the DNA. 

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Here’s the response from 40% of the country. Either too dumb or brainwashed to give a shit about a coup attempt from the former president. 

I think a lot of them are just pro-authoritarian and opposed to Western Liberal Democracy.

It's that simple.

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Little Jimmy let me ask you- why did they leave that day/night? They outnumbered police big time. If they really wanted to overthrow the election they could’ve with numbers.

You fucking moron, it doesn't matter whether they succeeded, it's what they attempted, and who egged them on and wanted them to succeed.

And what other shit that nasty fat pigfucker whose cock you gobble wanted to do and tried to do.

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Y’all report the trolls to @immamac please.

Anyone disgusting enough to troll on this topic and deny the horrors of that day deserves the banhammer.

14 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


LOL.


Things that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex.

This is what you chose to be your first post in this thread? Are you this much of a jerk IRL? Those of us watching just saw a US Capitol Police officer that was far outnumbered get crushed by a bike rack by an agry mob. For those that have an ounce of empathy, that can be disturbing to watch.

In the next Civil War, I hope we just wipe them out.

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4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

If they really wanted to overthrow the election they could’ve with numbers.

no, they couldn't.  being loud and stupid can only get you so far, but hey, look who i'm talking to. 

1 minute ago, Serak The Preparer said:

@ChickenSandwich - is this more of that principled conservative discussion that you think is unfairly attacked in the CR?

Yes, yes it is.

 

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Fucking traiters in here wanting a precedent set that any time someone loses an election, it's totes cool to try and take over the government with violence and corruption. The stupidist, most deplorable Neanderthals and all of our neighbors. 

Absolute dipshits. 

Caroline Edwards is a bad ass American Hero. Her marine grandpa would be proud.

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

But tonight, he's got his mommas basement all night long.    

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

In the next Civil War, I hope we just wipe them out.

The far right has no idea the potential of their actions and it won't go the way they think. Similar to last time. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Oh tough words. Go take your fake outrage out on your wwf pillow.

Bemidji? Hibbing? Le Seuer?

Are ya tough, Minnesota boy? Cling to your My Pillow at the Machine Shed, donchaknow?

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Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.
It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?
Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

To start, he hasn’t invited a mob to attack our capital.

That’s a lot of words to say “piece of shit”.


Nothing. I’m not crying because we didn’t have an insurrection. That happened in Afghanistan last year. This is a nothing burger compared to that

Fuck off. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
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4 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

Massive job growth, repairing our relations with foreign allies, masterfully handling the situation in Ukraine. I'll start there. He's far from perfect, but you're wearing orange colored glasses if you can't recognize some of the positives. If you want a reasoned discussion on this, head over to the Joe Biden thread on this board.

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That’s a lot of words to say “piece of shit”.

Resume screams old, white republican fox News viewer.
no, they couldn't.  being loud and stupid can only get you so far, but hey, look who i'm talking to. 

If these idiots were remotely close to wanting to overthrow the govt, they would’ve brought their guns which most undoubtedly own. The taliban pulled it off and they’re mostly illiterate.

The fact that some of you dipshits still cry(lol) over this 18 months later is all theatre to score points with your loser online friends that share similar views because the rest of your family probably thinks you’re an idiot.
2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

Dude.

This is so wrongheaded, it's almost unbelievable.

You're a good poster and otherwise a decent fellow.  But geezus.

5 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

There's a thread for that, you twat.  Go fuck yourself.

5 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

So you’re old as fuck. Explains it


Fuck off. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

You sit down to pee. You’d be putting out zero fires.
7 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

Well your reading skills suck for a business owner--was referring to the other child in the room.  I actually found your take spot on--our local DC news talked about maybe the rest of the nation not caring but it would be front and center here.  

Unemployment is down, Russia's economy is imploding amidst a losing war which matters since they worked with Republicans to get Trump elected, and the economy is actually doing well but maybe we just need to give more tax breaks to the top 1% to curb inflation, right?  

Edit: agree with others--Biden is the topic of another thread.  

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People who argue that the Jan 6 insurrection wasn’t that big of a deal are really really unintelligent rubes.

They don’t understand the important point. It’s not about the people who stormed the building. It’s about elected officials and their allies trying to overthrow an election and destroy our democracy. That is one of the biggest and most serious issues in our country’s history. That idiots can’t grasp the importance of that is mind bottling. 

24 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

I got most of my Magat family watching and some of them are now denouncing Trump by group text.

Yeah...they will all vote straight-ticket R come November. 

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Dude.

This is so wrongheaded, it's almost unbelievable.

You're a good poster and otherwise a decent fellow.  But geezus.

No he isn't.  He's an ass.  When someone tells you what they are, believe them.

15 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Little Jimmy let me ask you- why did they leave that day/night? They outnumbered police big time. If they really wanted to overthrow the election they could’ve with numbers.

Did you go to college?

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


If these idiots were remotely close to wanting to overthrow the govt, they would’ve brought their guns which most undoubtedly own. The taliban pulled it off and they’re mostly illiterate.

The fact that some of you dipshits still cry(lol) over this 18 months later is all theatre to score points with your loser online friends that share similar views because the rest of your family probably thinks you’re an idiot.

Jesus you are an idiot. It’s not about the morons that stormed the building. It’s about the politicians who were orchestrating an overthrow of the government. Moron. 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


If these idiots were remotely close to wanting to overthrow the govt, they would’ve brought their guns which most undoubtedly own. The taliban pulled it off and they’re mostly illiterate.

The fact that some of you dipshits still cry(lol) over this 18 months later is all theatre to score points with your loser online friends that share similar views because the rest of your family probably thinks you’re an idiot.

Oh keep watching. I have a feeling we’re gonna learn more about what kind of weapons were present. But you won’t watch or educate yourself. Why? Because you’re a piece of shit republican boot licker

Whew all these clips putting their motivation directly on Trump is A+++++.

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

no, they couldn't.  being loud and stupid can only get you so far, but hey, look who i'm talking to. 

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I'm guessing the reason they didn't follow Dean Wormer's advice is it they were too fucking stupid to get into college anyway

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


You sit down to pee. You’d be putting out zero fires.

You've really turned into quite the twat.

People who argue that the Jan 6 insurrection wasn’t that big of a deal are really really unintelligent rubes.
They don’t understand the important point. It’s not about the people who stormed the building. It’s about elected officials and their allies trying to overthrow an election and destroy our democracy. That is one of the biggest and most serious issues in our country’s history. That idiots can’t grasp the importance of that is mind bottling. 

Oh they understand, they just don’t care because it’s their team.
9 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

Ok boomer

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You sit down to pee. You’d be putting out zero fires.

I served this country to protect your right to be a fucking idiot. Fuck off.

I just can’t even imagine being so fucked in the head that you can’t see what actually happened. I feel sorry for your family.
2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


You sit down to pee. You’d be putting out zero fires.

You should be ice fishing on Mille Lacs in August. 

17 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

And you’re a fucking shithead

You’re too fucking stupid to accuse anyone of that. 

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