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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


CR dorks in DT: take it to CR And get out of your safe space


CR dorks in CR: needs a ban. Nobody is talking about anything here. You guys get jollies by calling people you don’t know pieces of shit in what should be a historic thread. There’s none of that going on right now because the hive is doing what they do best.

No need to ban you. Watching you demonstrate your stupidity is pretty entertaining. Did you go to college?

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    this is really boring and overhyped.  Most of the country doesn't care about topic, I'd say a 3 hour special on inflation would get more eyeballs.  Or a bikini contest. 

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


CR dorks in DT: take it to CR And get out of your safe space


CR dorks in CR: needs a ban. Nobody is talking about anything here. You guys get jollies by calling people you don’t know pieces of shit in what should be a historic thread. There’s none of that going on right now because the hive is doing what they do best.

You just admitted to trolling, you fucking idiot.

Dozens of people have already been sentenced to prison over "9/11 2.0."
And, because you're dismissive of 9/11, do you believe it was a government plot?  Maybe the Israelis?
Because you are coming across that stupid right now.

I’m not dismissive. 9/11 was magnitudes larger than 1/6
51 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Oh look, two idiots.  TexAgs might be more your speed.  

Thanks for the feedback, Penelope.  I enjoy your travel posts a bunch.

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Why do y’all keep asking if he graduated college when it’s abundantly clear high school kicked his ass?

Republicans have to be seething that they can't control the narrative on a nightly basis and the country is watching this on almost every channel and online.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

You just admitted to trolling, you fucking idiot.

The world needs snow shovelers.  At least the part of the world too stupid to leave where they have to shovel snow.  

No need to ban you. Watching you demonstrate your stupidity is pretty entertaining. Did you go to college?

No I didn’t.
Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I’m not dismissive. 9/11 was magnitudes larger than 1/6

Actually, it wasn't.  The attack was horrific, and our response was more horrific, but it didn't threaten our democracy.

Do you understand what's going to happen if this all plays out the way it's going?  I'm serious.  

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I’m not dismissive. 9/11 was magnitudes larger than 1/6

Uh, no.  19 hijackers could never end the US as we know it. 1/6 almost did.  

33 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

That's because you are a fucking idiot.  I am not watching the hearings, but only a complete fucking retard wouldn't want to know if elected officials encouraged 2000 fat, poor, mentally-ill  shitbags to disrupt the official function of out government.  

 

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

No I didn’t.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Actually, it wasn't.  The attack was horrific, and our response was more horrific, but it didn't threaten our democracy.

Do you understand what's going to happen if this all plays out the way it's going?  I'm serious.  

Narrator “he doesn’t understand, he doesn’t care.   It’s all about him”. DJT in a nutshell.

36 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thanks, but I'm a grown man and my Mom died over a decade age.  Successful, business-wise.  Married for over 40 years to my first wife. Father of two adult children and a grandfather.  But other than that, you have totally nailed who I am.

It is my belief that this prime-time hearing is total Kabuki theater to provide cover for the disaster that is Joe Biden.  Seriously -- what can you say that is positive about Joe Biden's presidency?

Looking forward to the reasoned discussion.

It’s how you lay out the plan to interrupt the peaceful transfer of power by a sitting President for the first time in our nation’s history.

Whats not to like?

1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

That's because you are a fucking idiot.  I am not watching the hearings, but only a complete fucking retard wouldn't want to know if elected officials encouraged 2000 fat, poor, mentally-ill  shitbags to disrupt the official function of out government.  

 

Thank you for your reasoned response to my post.

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


CR dorks in DT: take it to CR And get out of your safe space


CR dorks in CR: needs a ban. Nobody is talking about anything here. You guys get jollies by calling people you don’t know pieces of shit in what should be a historic thread. There’s none of that going on right now because the hive is doing what they do best.

You're straight-up trolling. There's been plenty of discussion and comment about the presentation and some of the revelations (i.e., coordinated effort of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers, that these groups were already at the Capitol before Trump even spoke, etc) and you're choosing to troll instead of engage. Your first post in this thread was attacking a poster for expressing that seeing videos of violence in our Capitol building made them emotional. What exactly are you adding to the discussion? 

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Why do y’all keep asking if he graduated college when it’s abundantly clear high school kicked his ass?

I didn’t ask if he graduated 

6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The world needs snow shovelers.  At least the part of the world too stupid to leave where they have to shovel snow.  

Meh, I live where you have to shovel snow.  But of course, I also live in a building where we have people that do that for us.  


I’m not dismissive. 9/11 was magnitudes larger than 1/6

No, it wasn’t. A foreign flag flew on our Capital Building. Our government was stopped from functioning for a brief time.

Also, if you support this, get fucked.
Actually, it wasn't.  The attack was horrific, and our response was more horrific, but it didn't threaten our democracy.
Do you understand what's going to happen if this all plays out the way it's going?  I'm serious.  

Enlighten me. Leaders don’t suffer consequences for inciting an attempted resurrection of our democracy? And they’ll do it again?

And again?


And again?
8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I’m not dismissive. 9/11 was magnitudes larger than 1/6

Wrong.

On 9/11 the terrorists were prevented from attacking the capitol.

 

1 minute ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thank you for your reasoned response to my post.

This has zero to do with Biden’s current presidency.  Do you honestly feel that the events of 1/6/21 do not warrant a serious investigation and presentation of findings?  It was the single largest attack on our democracy since the Civil War.  

So Texans, this lifelong Californian has a question.  Chair Thompson is, quite obviously, a southerner, and he talks slow, with a heavy accent. I'm not saying he's not a bright guy, but he's..not from the West Coast, or the East Coast. 

We all know that the south is a (R) stronghold.  Is the fact that the Chair speaks like he does...is that more likely to get the attention of other southerners?  Will somebody from Alabama listen to this African-American Gentlemen moreso than they would a NY Jew like Chuck Schumer?

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Meh, I live where you have to shovel snow.  But of course, I also live in a building where we have people that do that for us.  

Let them eat cake!

I am ready for this part of the hearing.

 

 

and if we had the technology I am all for this happening to Trump and lackeys.

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I was told this is about leaders. I don’t care about Viking horn guy or duck dynasty guy standing next to him

Neither did Trump. He doesn't give a fuck about you and he gives zero fucks about America. 

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Just now, Gil Bang said:

So Texans, this lifelong Californian has a question.  Chair Thompson is, quite obviously, a southerner, and he talks slow, with a heavy accent. I'm not saying he's not a bright guy, but he's..not from the West Coast, or the East Coast. 

We all know that the south is a (R) stronghold.  Is the fact that the Chair speaks like he does...is that more likely to get the attention of other southerners?  Will somebody from Alabama listen to this African-American Gentlemen moreso than they would a NY Jew like Chuck Schumer?

Bennie Thompson is from Mississippi.

2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thank you for your reasoned response to my post.

I should give you a reasoned response to your absolutely imbecilic and unreasoned claim that the J6 committee's sole function is to distract from Joe Biden?  Are you disputing the fact that 2000 fat, poor, dumb, schizophrenics stormed the capital on J6?

Are you saying this didn't happen?

So Texans, this lifelong Californian has a question.  Chair Thompson is, quite obviously, a southerner, and he talks slow, with a heavy accent. I'm not saying he's not a bright guy, but he's..not from the West Coast, or the East Coast. 
We all know that the south is a ® stronghold.  Is the fact that the Chair speaks like he does...is that more likely to get the attention of other southerners?  Will somebody from Alabama listen to this African-American Gentlemen moreso than they would a NY Jew like Chuck Schumer?

Well he’s Black so……
4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You’re discounting the fact that fully 1/3rd, if not more, of America is made up of people like @MNLonghornFUKM who are so addled they would vote for a coyote chewing their leg off than admitting they were ever wrong about one thing, let alone multiple things. 

They're deplorables.  Big babies motivated by your reactions because they didn't get their way. Their only reason to even visit this thread is to troll--there's nothing on their boards related to facts, science, history, logic. If they had anything Bill and Hillary, Biden, Obama, everybody they said they had evidence on would be locked up. That's what their chants said.  They have absolutely no response to the nation watching and listening to them create real crimes.  So they troll. 

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

I should give you a reasoned response to your absolutely imbecilic and unreasoned claim that the J6 committee's sole function is to distract from Joe Biden?  Are you disputing the fact that 2000 fat, poor, dumb, schizophrenics stormed the capital on J6?

Are you saying this didn't happen?

They talk like him.  Cut him some slack.  

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1 minute ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Thank you for your reasoned response to my post.

This whole thing kicked off long before Joe Biden ran into trouble, whether of his own making or beyond his control.

If the Committee wanted to be even more "tactical" or strategic or cynically political about these hearings, they could have held them closer to midterm elections.

They're doing it now because they've finished their investigative work.

The idea that this is simply a distraction from Joe Biden completely minimizes or misses the fact that there was a serious, orchestrated attempt, of which the actual 1/6 riot was but a fairly small part, to overturn the result of a free and fair election.

You can quibble about voter suppression, gerrymandering, voter id and all of that shit, but elections, and honoring their results is a core, fundamental part of The United States of America.

Trump, and apparently the majority of the GOP, is perfectly willing to ignore the results of an election that they don't like.  That is un-American by about any standard you want to apply.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This has zero to do with Biden’s current presidency.  Do you honestly feel that the events of 1/6/21 do not warrant a serious investigation and presentation of findings?  It was the single largest attack on our democracy since the Civil War.  

I didn't do an exhaustive search, but it seems that there have been way more significant attacks attempted previously. 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-capitol-attack-history-1.5863856

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

I got most of my Magat family watching and some of them are now denouncing Trump by group text.

ok, so the one nutty sister in law that is on bi-polar meds just lashed out that she doesn't understand why we aren't addressing more important things like "crazy folks vandalizing pregnancy resource centers, and kids shooting up schools" "we spent all this time with finding fault with anything remotely Trump but the Clintons and Bidens get coverups"

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So Texans, this lifelong Californian has a question.  Chair Thompson is, quite obviously, a southerner, and he talks slow, with a heavy accent. I'm not saying he's not a bright guy, but he's..not from the West Coast, or the East Coast. 

We all know that the south is a (R) stronghold.  Is the fact that the Chair speaks like he does...is that more likely to get the attention of other southerners?  Will somebody from Alabama listen to this African-American Gentlemen moreso than they would a NY Jew like Chuck Schumer?

Here’s the thing, he’s an American.  Not an Australian Fox owner or rich South African or some lord from Europe or shit.   He’s a goddamned American. And he’s pissed off. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Enlighten me. Leaders don’t suffer consequences for inciting an attempted resurrection of our democracy? And they’ll do it again?

And again?


And again?

WTF are you babbling about?  "Resurrection"?  Did you buy a dictionary before you dropped out of community college?  Do you understand the case being made here?

WTF are you babbling about?  "Resurrection"?  Did you buy a dictionary before you dropped out of community college?  Do you understand the case being made here?

Obviously it was the wrong word. Just don’t cry about it
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Ivanka may hurt his heart but Donald will roll all over Kushner. 

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Just now, DalTxHornFan said:

I didn't do an exhaustive search, but it seems that there have been way more significant attacks attempted previously. 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-capitol-attack-history-1.5863856

The point is not the attack on the capitol building.

The point is that the attempt was intended to disrupt the certification of a presidential election that has not been proven to be tainted or unfair, even 18 months later.  And the disruption was part of a greater scheme to ignore the results of the election and keep that fucking fat piece of shit moron in office for another four years.

Shit, if Trump had prevailed on Pence to do his bidding, the riot probably would not even have occurred.

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Obviously it was the wrong word. Just don’t cry about it

All those realtor posts were really about you weren’t they

2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

I didn't do an exhaustive search, but it seems that there have been way more significant attacks attempted previously. 

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/us-capitol-attack-history-1.5863856

I don't think you're understanding the difference here. The insurrectionists, at the direction of the sitting US President, were attempting to block the certification of a free and fair election. They were chanting to hang the sitting VP. They were trying to hunt down the Speaker of the House. How does this not qualify as an attack on our democracy?

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Obviously it was the wrong word. Just don’t cry about it

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23 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


No I didn’t.

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