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Just fucking old and tired. Turned 60. Working with toddlers is gonna kill me dead. 

Meh.  Probably just need a great bottle of wine and a good shagging.... or vice versa.

2 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Just fucking old and tired. Turned 60. Working with toddlers is gonna kill me dead. 

were you believed to be dead?

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20 minutes ago, futureman said:

were you believed to be dead?

Some messaged me on FB a while back and said people were wondering about me lmao 

This thread is still kicking. 

so confused.  is your hobbie toddlers, or just being not dead?

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

Spicy would be by far the most popular return, but one rather large obstacle to that wish. 

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3 hours ago, wd40 said:

so confused.  is your hobbie toddlers, or just being not dead?

Both 

11 hours ago, wd40 said:

so confused.  is your hobbie toddlers, or just being not dead?

Wherever possible, he had taken the cosmic view, had taken into consideration, for instance, such things as the shortness of life and the longness of eternity.

He reported his avocation as: “Being alive.”

He reported his principal occupation as: “Being dead.”

 

-- Kurt Vonnegut

 

22 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Wherever possible, he had taken the cosmic view, had taken into consideration, for instance, such things as the shortness of life and the longness of eternity.

He reported his avocation as: “Being alive.”

He reported his principal occupation as: “Being dead.”

 

-- Kurt Vonnegut

 

oh hay, found a pic of her asshole.

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10 hours ago, millhouse said:

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, 

Wait….. what? When? How did I miss that?

20 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Just fucking old and tired. Turned 60. Working with toddlers is gonna kill me dead. 

60 is old? Lmao.

Girl, 60 is the new 40……according to the Surly mathematicians.

See my thread “55 is a long time”.

 

 

 

What happened to that porn chick from Pflugerville that Derka was friends with? She still posting videos? 

On 6/11/2022 at 11:34 PM, millhouse said:

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

She did what now?

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The guy in the picture with me was on Daytripper,  can't remember his name, beers ya know.   He's hilarious 😂.   

The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?

Cum again?
The women of surly have gone rogue. Nicole posts her centerfold in shit's borked, then this happens. Should we start taking bets where Ruffin or Jade resurface?
What, now? Got a link? Do I want it?

Nevermind, I'm a guy. I want it.
34 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

What, now? Got a link? Do I want it?

Nevermind, I'm a guy. I want it.

Gone like a freight train. 

Pity the people who don't frequent Shit's Borked.

Some of you need to broaden your horizon on the content this place has to offer

What happened to Special Lady Friend? I think she liked me.

She divorced Cajun. He got Shaggy/Surly in the settlement.

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