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Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like flaming? Or part time?


Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.


No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Figure I'd better join before they draft me

Sergeant, does this mean we're done for the day?

 

Aack!

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, Sir!

15 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Figure I'd better join before they draft me

There was one?

You must have peeked. Coming on right now (12: 30p) on Sundance.

You just made the list, buddy.

And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital A.  You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts

I know that I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*

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Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

 

Fair? Who cares about fair? The world isn't fair. Truth is fair. Is it fair that you were born like this? No! They're not expecting somebody like you in there, Ox. They're expected one of these slugs. You're different. You're weird. You're a mutant. You're a killer. You're a trained killer. You're a lean... Mean... Fighting machine!

Soldier, the only way to learn anything is to do it. Now fire the weapon.

I went to this doctor.  Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression… along with a lot of pizzas!

Lee Harvey, you are a mad man. When you stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you cowboy 

I feel good, I feel strong!

*******

I feel bad, I feel weak.

Reading through the thread I realized I have never seen it all the way through. Used the rain delay to get it done. Appreciate the reminder and damn hot women everywhere 

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Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up . . . .

I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't. 

Actually I'm a photographer, I took this job because I love people.

It's not the speed so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup. 

Oh no, not killed! 

You men are a disgrace. Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."

"Do you have anything in a low-cut brief, mesh, if possible?"

 

On 6/12/2022 at 9:45 AM, mdmost said:

Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like flaming? Or part time?


Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.


No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

What kind of training?

AAAARMY TRAINING SIR!!!

 

Kill me every time.

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Now, are either of you homosexuals?
.

Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.

You take Los Angeles. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

ARE YOU A FAGGOT?!?




Sorry, just love both of those movies and their responses tit hat question! Carry on

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