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I didn’t like mustard as a kid, but it has grown on me. I keep a bottle of Gulden’s Spicy Brown in the fridge.

I had this stuff on a charcuterie board in Asheville a few months back and couldn’t stop thinking about it. Just got a few jars, it is the shit. Man I’m just dipping pretzels in it and feeling the sinus burn.

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Never liked it as a kid either, but now I use it all the time, whether in sandwiches, salad dressings, sauces, etc.

28 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Mustard is superior to Mayo.

Always and forever. Damn you mofos done fancy ass mustard. 

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Mustard is superior to Mayo.

 

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I always liked yellow mustard on hotdogs or bologna growing up.  It's pretty much sacrilege to use anything else on a burger, unless you're kicking it up with another mustard.

Now as a semi-adult, I love the spicier, more intense versions.  Some of it it hotter-n-fuck and will cleanse your sinuses and eyeballs.  That's a feature, IMHO.

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1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:


I go through one of these every couple of weeks.

Sweet and Spicy is delicious as well.

 

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I've never been a fan of yellow mustard. It's just vile and ruins everything it comes in contact with. But, when I was Lil' RPM at Elementary school in the 60's one of the 5 snack choices we had in the only vending machine was giant pretzel sticks with Gulden's mustard (the other 4 were Corn Nuts, BBQ Corn Nuts, Luden's Wild Cherry cough drops & Kraft Cheese & Crackers). I really liked that mustard. Coarse ground is infinitely better than that yellow baby shit. The Sandwich Pal line of stuff is legit. Our meat department carried it when I was a grocery manager.

I made a couple of batches a few years ago.  Actually turned out really good. I'll try to find the recipe I followed. 

I can’t wait for Buck to find this thread, tell you all how shitty your taste is, and then tell a long-winded story about his mustard-related experiences. 

5 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Mustard is superior to Mayo.

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negworthy, but ain't doin it.

I only eat the best French mustard. 
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and Mayo is nasty. Fake, real, homemade, gourmet, whatever… just gross. 

14 minutes ago, slorch said:

negworthy, but ain't doin it.

I expected it, honestly.  But thanks.  I do like mayo and mustard, but I like to mix by hand.

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Mayo goes on the outside of the bread, instead of butter. Mustard goes with the grilled onions between the slices of Swiss.

7 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Mayo goes on the outside of the bread, instead of butter. Mustard goes with the grilled onions between the slices of Swiss.

While it's easier to spread, I never thought the mayo on the outside of a grilled cheese (instead of butter), for instance, was an improvement.

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It’s certainly easier to spread. I haven’t done a double blind study or anything but I think it’s a nicer fry on the bread as well - lighter, crisper, just greasy enough.

12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

It’s certainly easier to spread. I haven’t done a double blind study or anything but I think it’s a nicer fry on the bread as well - lighter, crisper, just greasy enough.

You ain't wrong.  I would eat one.  But butter :)

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I always liked this stuff. My wife (no pics) swiped some and put it in her purse because we couldn’t find it for sale on line. Her idea, of course.

I enjoy all kinds of mustard from French’s yellow to Griffins sweet hot to Dijon to Chinese to coarse Cajun style.

Mayo is fine as well. Dukes. No sugar.

dunno if you Texas boys get it, but out here, "Beaver" is the brand that I look for. Really good stuff. 

Mickey's hot mustard at Wild Acre.  Made with ghost peppers.  Ask for it on anything

51 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

dunno if you Texas boys get it, but out here, "Beaver" is the brand that I look for. Really good stuff. 

oh we get plenty of beaver. 

I celebrate mustard's entire catalog.  As a kid, we would get butter sandwiches (government margarine spread on white bread) as a free for all with school lunches.  Having a ravenous fat kid appetite, I would dip them in regular yellow mustard.

As someone upthread pointed out, Dusseldorf's are freaking great, and probably my general favorite style, but I kind of love it all.  From honey mustard, to spicy, to stone ground, and everything in between.  The condiment GOAT.

20 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Mustard is superior to Mayo.

 

14 hours ago, Your Mom said:

and Mayo is nasty. Fake, real, homemade, gourmet, whatever… just gross. 

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In addition to the many fine mustards mentioned above, I'll add this one that I grew up with.  Goes really well on brats, sausages, and hot dogs.

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Also can't go wrong with the Grey Poup.

 

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Always have good old American yellow mustard around.  Usually some sort of coarse grain or brown mustard.  And I love this.  This, spread lightly on a dill pickle spear for a tart crisp cool snack, is first-rate:

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Plus, it's the ideal accompaniment for a sandwich made with jewish-style oven roast brisket or other beef.

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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Always have good old American yellow mustard around.  Usually some sort of coarse grain or brown mustard.  And I love this.  This, spread lightly on a dill pickle spear for a tart crisp cool snack, is first-rate:

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Plus, it's the ideal accompaniment for a sandwich made with jewish-style oven roast brisket or other beef.

On rye 

Always been a fan of HEB's Coarse Grain Mustard. Perfect blend of zest and spice

 

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16 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Mayo goes on the outside of the bread, instead of butter. Mustard goes with the grilled onions between the slices of Swiss.

 

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

On rye 

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I have 11 diffferent mustards in my refrigerator. Woeber’s spicy jalapeño, Grey Poupon Dijon and the Coarse Ground, Heinz spicy brown, and a few others that have already been mentioned. The ones I didn’t see mentioned are as follow

 

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i always bring a bunch of these down to Mexico, most people here aren't real into horseradish

 

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

@Herbie Hancock tell us more about that Cuban style mustard, hasn't come across my radar before.

It’s $0.92 at Wal Mart. But I’m a sucker for low calorie condiments so I grabbed it and another of theirs called Garlic Aioli. The garlic aioli was meh, but I went back and grabbed 4 more of the Cuban. Just the right amount of smokiness. I lean heavy towards the hot sauces and mustards that are strong on the vinegar but IMO this one is rather mild in that department. 

20 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I only eat the best French mustard. 
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and Mayo is nasty. Fake, real, homemade, gourmet, whatever… just gross. 

As a child, probably 35+ years ago, I went to a kids house and the mom made us bologna on white with mayo and ketchup. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life and as a young man I knew it was wrong. F those people.

7 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

As a child, probably 35+ years ago, I went to a kids house and the mom made us bologna on white with mayo and ketchup. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life and as a young man I knew it was wrong. F those people.


i hope she was a stone cold fox, if not, she needed to be punched 

I have both the HEB brown mustard and the Inglehoffer stone ground in my fridge right now. Two winners right there.

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