June 13, 20223 yr He's a fucking okie sooner asshole, and his music generally sucks, but I like him a hell of a lot more than I like cancer. Get well soon, Toby!
June 13, 20223 yr Stomach cancer... ugh. Get well soon, TK (although, having eaten at his restaurant, this totally tracks)
June 13, 20223 yr Popular Post As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!”
June 13, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said: As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!” I love that story, but I thought it was proven fake or something? Toby Keith sucks, but cancer sucks way more. Hope he kicks it and gets back to making his shitty music.
June 13, 20223 yr Just now, oSuJeff97 said: and gets back to making his shitty music. Here’s where you lost me
June 13, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, NWBuck said: Stomach cancer... ugh. Must have been the BPA from all the red Solo cups.
June 13, 20223 yr 38 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: Toby Keith sucks, but cancer sucks way more. OU sucks worse than cancer, though.
June 13, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said: I love that story, but I thought it was proven fake or something? I think Kristofferson has politely dismissed it as untrue. Nobody believes him.
June 13, 20223 yr 16 hours ago, NWBuck said: Stomach cancer... ugh. Get well soon, TK (although, having eaten at his restaurant, this totally tracks) That's a shitty one. Went to a funeral last week of my daughter's bestie's dad who passed from stomach cancer. Fuck cancer.
June 13, 20223 yr Say what you will about TK and his music or anyone else's for that matter and likewise for their politics. You can turn it off if you want, still be friends with them if you want and so forth. Potentially life-ending cancer is a rough go for the individual, their loved ones and those close to them. Put a boot in its ass, Toby.
June 14, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I think Kristofferson has politely dismissed it as untrue. Nobody believes him. Gotcha. I *want* it to be true… so hopefully it is. And still best wishes for a full recovery for the stupid douche.
June 14, 20223 yr Author 3 hours ago, deadshank said: Say what you will about TK and his music or anyone else's for that matter and likewise for their politics. You can turn it off if you want, still be friends with them if you want and so forth. Potentially life-ending cancer is a rough go for the individual, their loved ones and those close to them. Put a boot in its ass, Toby. Yeah, he and Willie are friendly, and their politics are miles apart. Of course, Willie's dumps are cooler than the fucking sooner asshole will ever be, but that's beside the point.
June 14, 20223 yr I think Kristofferson has politely dismissed it as untrue. Nobody believes him.I posted a link a while back to a write up that seemed to raise some legit questions as to whether it actually happened.I really hope it did.
June 14, 20223 yr 20 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said: As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!” Kristofferson’s real name? Albert Einstein.
June 14, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I think Kristofferson has politely dismissed it as untrue. Nobody believes him. He probably took some horse de-wormer and was cured.
June 14, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, tbone_ said: I posted a link a while back to a write up that seemed to raise some legit questions as to whether it actually happened. I really hope it did. It was a Rolling Stone article, so...
June 14, 20223 yr Author If I recall that story correctly, after the alleged incident, Waylon stated that Toby has done for country music what pantyhose did for finger fucking.
June 16, 20223 yr On 6/13/2022 at 8:00 PM, oSuJeff97 said: I *want* it to be true… so hopefully it is. it’s a fun story but no, completely made up.
June 16, 20223 yr On 6/14/2022 at 10:45 AM, Gil Bang said: If I recall that story correctly, after the alleged incident, Waylon stated that Toby has done for country music what pantyhose did for finger fucking. I thought he said that about Garth. Allegedly.
June 19, 20223 yr On 6/16/2022 at 12:22 PM, Steel Shank said: I believe KK was a Golden Gloves boxer. TK better be glad things didn't get ugly. Literally the most interesting man in the world.
June 20, 20223 yr I posted a link a while back to a write up that seemed to raise some legit questions as to whether it actually happened.I really hope it did. T Bone has been posting (I have no idea what) for decades, he's bona fide!.
June 20, 20223 yr Literally the most interesting man in the world. That's actually true. He earned the gravel in his voice.l
June 20, 20223 yr On 6/13/2022 at 10:58 AM, South Austin said: OU sucks worse than cancer, though. Reverse this, then it’s true. Not by much.
June 20, 20223 yr Toby is a good dude, been close friends with my uncle since they used to be bouncers at Billy Bobs back in the day. A buddy told me TK played this little shit bar on 730 in Azle a few weeks back.
June 20, 20223 yr I’m not a fan of Toby Keith’s music or his football team, but I fucking hate cancer. Mr.Keith, I wish you well, Sir. You and your family are in my prayers. As others here have said, go put a boot in its ass!
June 20, 20223 yr 47 minutes ago, cmontexas said: Toby is a good dude, been close friends with my uncle since they used to be bouncers at Billy Bobs back in the day. A buddy told me TK played this little shit bar on 730 in Azle a few weeks back. What the hell did he have against that bar?
June 20, 20223 yr 30 minutes ago, bluto said: What the hell did he have against that bar? Dude, anyone playing bars in Azle is doing Azle a favor.
June 20, 20223 yr KK has apparently said “I have no memory of talking so tough to anyone at Willie’s birthday party…." But then he also said: Kristofferson then told the Star Tribune that he doesn’t even remember the exchange with Keith, but his wife does. “That’s something that happened six years ago,” he said. “I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast.” Also, if it didn't happen, why didn't Toby Keith sue Rolling Stone? You know why? Because it totally fucking happened. Anyway, the dude sucks but I don't wish cancer on (almost) anyone. Hope he pulls through.
June 21, 20223 yr KK has apparently said “I have no memory of talking so tough to anyone at Willie’s birthday party…." But then he also said: Kristofferson then told the Star Tribune that he doesn’t even remember the exchange with Keith, but his wife does. “That’s something that happened six years ago,” he said. “I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast.” Also, if it didn't happen, why didn't Toby Keith sue Rolling Stone? You know why? Because it totally fucking happened. Anyway, the dude sucks but I don't wish cancer on (almost) anyone. Hope he pulls through.Sounds like people had been drinking and talked some shit, as people who have been drinking do on occasion. It also sounds like all involved are gracious enough to let it go. We probably should too.That shit totally happened though.
June 22, 20223 yr On 6/13/2022 at 1:06 AM, Hank Scorpio said: As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!” no Rhodes Scholar smack?
November 23, 20223 yr On 6/13/2022 at 5:48 PM, thunderlounge said: 13 posts and not one quip about getting it from stoops? Wow. Stomach cancer, not asshole cancer or the type one gets from eating too many bags 'o dicks..
November 27, 20223 yr On 6/13/2022 at 1:06 AM, Hank Scorpio said: As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!” I mean, he played in the USFL.
November 28, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Hozz said: I mean, he played in the USFL. Not exactly. He played for a USFL feeder team.
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