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The University of Texas @ Omaha, Session #38 Official Thread

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    Let's do this, Horns!  Bthoo Notre Dame, to start. Domers, aggy, Sooners, Pigs... lots of good teams to hate. This is gonna be fun!

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Yes, today is 1 of my 4 favorite days: 

Christmas morning
First day of the CWS (when Texas is there)
First day of real March Madness (not the play-in games)
Morning of the Texas Football opener
 

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I’m so excited I woke up at 8:30. So what do I do? Hit the bong of course 

TEXAS...  Rent free in everyone else's head 🤘

 

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Today is a beautiful day. Either Texas A&M or OU is guaranteed to lose and Texas will beat Notre Dame. Let's go! 

5 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I’m so excited I woke up at 8:30. So what do I do? Hit the bong of course 

Yes, because the only way to get through a game between ousucks and fuckaggy is under the influence of something. 

The fightin irish have no idea what they’re getting into. We’re gonna fuck them up

Just now, Js1 said:

Yes, because the only way to get through a game between ousucks and fuckaggy is under the influence of something. 

Or because I’m high like all the time. Either/or

13 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Or because I’m high like all the time. Either/or

Fair. Have you considered something stronger to survive this gagfest of a morning game? 

Just now, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

I think we are fairly split on the topic. Ultimately, though, one of them will lose and that will make us all happy.

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1 minute ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

"for" is used generously here, but a&m continuing their lifetime cws futility is my preference.

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2 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

I won’t be rooting for any specific outcome except I hope it goes 17 innings and both teams use 10 pitchers

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fair. Have you considered something stronger to survive this gagfest of a morning game? 

Well, the 2018 big 12 championship game I pulled an all nighter before. 2,3,4 am rolled around and I said fuck it, I’ll power through and take a nap after the game. Yeah I had a seizure about 10 mins into the game

I remember my eyes involuntarily slamming shut so I kept trying to force em open. The last thing I saw was Kyler completing a pass too Hollywood Brown.  Was pretty sure I was dying and my last thought before completely blacking out was “is the last thing I see before I die Kyler completing a pass in a Texas ou game in fucking Jerry world!?!?” 
 

That was fun

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3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I won’t be rooting for any specific outcome except I hope it goes 17 innings and both teams use 10 pitchers

I’d rather face aggy from a matchup standpoint. I’d rather face ou from a lack of annoyance standpoint 

Is there anything more annoying than playing aggy? Win and they say “wait till next year/refs were in tu’s pocket/ we just ran out of time” while listening to their stupid fucking cheers. And god when we lose……it’s like they won the national championship and they don’t shut up about it for years. Shit a friend of mine brought up the ‘06 game and how they almost beat us in ‘05 once when we were talking football. This was in 2019…

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I want aggy to go 2 and Q.  Whether we or ND eliminates them on Sunday, I want another appearance in Omaha to again see them sent home without a win.  Especially with that gift of a seed they got from the committee. 

14 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I’d rather face aggy from a matchup standpoint. I’d rather face ou from a lack of annoyance standpoint 

Is there anything more annoying than playing aggy? Win and they say “wait till next year/refs were in tu’s pocket/ we just ran out of time” while listening to their stupid fucking cheers. And god when we lose……it’s like they won the national championship and they don’t shut up about it for years. Shit a friend of mine brought up the ‘06 game and how they almost beat us in ‘05 once when we were talking football. This was in 2019…

spot on

I guess I’m cheering for OU in that game because I only have two things I want to see in this years CWS, #7 going on the wall and aggy going 2 and Q

13 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Actual video footage of @Fletch this morning:

Steam Community :: :: Чих пых

 

More like this 

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26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I want aggy to go 2 and Q.  Whether we or ND eliminates them on Sunday, I want another appearance in Omaha to again see them sent home without a win.  Especially with that gift of a seed they got from the committee. 

Yeah idea world

ou beats aggy 

we beat notre dame

notre dame beats aggy

we beat ou

we beat ou again

go 2-0 against Stanford 

58 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

extra innings and heat exhaustion

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1 hour ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

It's a point of pride that we have more national championships then they have CWS victories.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yes, today is 1 of my 4 favorite days: 

Christmas morning
First day of the CWS (when Texas is there)
First day of real March Madness (not the play-in games)
Morning of the Texas Football opener
 

Were you touched by a bad man on a Masters Sunday or something? 

2 minutes ago, TexasPride10 said:

Were you touched by a bad man on a Masters Sunday or something? 

Golf is lame af. 

28 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Shit time to take it up a notch CBA1F112-7763-4D12-9C91-940584ACB800.thumb.jpeg.f4fd841ab9f5ddb35d11a57b1820e062.jpeg

 

Do you live on a putt putt golf course?

6 minutes ago, texastough said:

Do you live on a putt putt golf course?

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

1 hour ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

A very smart, hard working, handsome, charismatic, Surly poster started a thread on this topic a few days ago . . . . 

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13 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

You... shouldn't show people this. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yes, today is 1 of my 4 favorite days: 

Christmas morning
First day of the CWS (when Texas is there)
First day of real March Madness (not the play-in games)
Morning of the Texas Football opener
 

Good list, but Texas-OU is the best day of the year.

American Airlines about to absolutely fuck me.  If anybody is on flight out of DFW to Omaha at 12:56 and can fake a medical emergency I’ll buy you 100 beers.

23 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

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21 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

nice jacuzzi

Hook em!

8 minutes ago, TexasPride10 said:

You... shouldn't show people this. 

Do y’all read my posts? I’m the laziest man in Travis county which would place me highest in the runnin for laziest worldwide 

1 minute ago, texastough said:

nice jacuzzi

Hook em!

It’s a koi fish pond image.thumb.jpg.fd6de86c3f0dd524c926aa6cb72f54f6.jpg

1 hour ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

So just gauging the temp in the room.  Who is surly pulling for in game one today?

Isis

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

More like this 

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I hope you wouldn’t make rookie mistakes and leave the chamber full.

And clean your glass lol

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2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I hope you wouldn’t make rookie mistakes and leave the chamber full.

And clean your glass lol

Ok, mom

16 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I have a pool. And a pond. A pond would be good for @ztejas 

got damnit, beat me to it.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

got damnit, beat me to it.

Thank you very little 

are you smoking a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia?

January, I will join you. no more random drug tests after about 30 years...

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