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The University of Texas @ Omaha, Session #38 Official Thread

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Just now, tejas60 said:

are you smoking a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia?

January, I will join you. no more random drug tests after about 30 years...

I’m not picky. If it’s green, I’ll smoke it. 
 

Surly smoke sesh?

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1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Shit time to take it up a notch CBA1F112-7763-4D12-9C91-940584ACB800.thumb.jpeg.f4fd841ab9f5ddb35d11a57b1820e062.jpeg

 

 

51 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

So.... You're a slob.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

 

So.... You're a slob.

Pretty much yeah 

Does that porch have AC? @Fletch is going to be passed out by 3 in the afternoon in a haze of weed smoke with dip spit dripping on the floor. 

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

when i saw this, i immediately thought to myself that this is my on personal nightmarish hell while at the same time thinking that i suspect @ztejas is a fletch sock.

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Finished juuuuuuuuuust a bit early, but I’m ready for tonight…

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is it green? 

Would you could you?

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33 minutes ago, Fletch said:

But at least I’m not housebroken 

you piss in that pond, don't you?

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Does that porch have AC? @Fletch is going to be passed out by 3 in the afternoon in a haze of weed smoke with dip spit dripping on the floor. 

Nah that ain’t me. Weed doesn’t really help me sleep. Insomnia is a mother fucker 

31 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Finished juuuuuuuuuust a bit early, but I’m ready for tonight…

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Outstanding 

30 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is it green? 

Shitty lights in my kitchen.  Like hospital lights.  I’m working on it!

36 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Why is it green? 

Here ya go, took it out for some sunshine…

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i can't focus for shit at work.

i mean its friday, but still.. it needs to be 4 already.. im ready to see IVAN drop bombs 

Gotdam, Fletch, clean up your trash and upgrade that to a chocolate waterfall Koi piggybank pond.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yes, today is 1 of my 4 favorite days: 

Christmas morning
First day of the CWS (when Texas is there)
First day of real March Madness (not the play-in games)
Morning of the Texas Football opener
 

im more of a thanksgiving day guy..

but today im ready to give all my guts to the game.

9 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Shitty lights in my kitchen.  Like hospital lights.  I’m working on it!

 

2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

I thought maybe he had injected green food coloring, so the brisket could represent ND, getting smoked and eaten by Texas. 

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

My main kitchen lights are those same ones you see in hospitals and schools.  The long luminescent tubes that give everything a greenish hue.  I’m going to have an entire remodel done in the Fall, but for now just have to embrace the suck.

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

 

I thought maybe he had injected green food coloring, so the brisket could represent ND, getting smoked and eaten by Texas. 

Let’s go with that.

I like that.

11 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Here ya go, took it out for some sunshine…

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we notice you didn't show the sliced piece. that shit's green, ain't it?

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

we notice you didn't show the sliced piece. that shit's green, ain't it?

I ate it brah.  Probably turd brown now.

2 hours ago, Fletch said:

Nah it’s this patio I got image.thumb.jpg.31dad0e515986a14d58f1653e6872d29.jpg

 

 

that rug really ties.....nevermind

1 hour ago, sidis said:

when i saw this, i immediately thought to myself that this is my on personal nightmarish hell while at the same time thinking that i suspect @ztejas is a fletch sock.

How fucking dare you compare me to that worthless piece of fucking shit 

@Fletch I can't smoke until after the game due to family coming over and needing to maintain my skill level on the pit, but after the game... it will be a victory session.

Hook'em Horns, errbody! LFG get this shit done! 🤘

39 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I ate it brah.  Probably turd brown now.

Still works for my analogy from before. Just insert aggy or OU. 

15 minutes ago, Droopy said:

@Fletch I can't smoke until after the game due to family coming over and needing to maintain my skill level on the pit, but after the game... it will be a victory session.

Hook'em Horns, errbody! LFG get this shit done! 🤘

I wouldn't be able to function without it in that situation

5 minutes ago, texastough said:

I wouldn't be able to function without it in that situation

I’m not able to function at all with out it 

28 minutes ago, Droopy said:

@Fletch I can't smoke until after the game due to family coming over and needing to maintain my skill level on the pit, but after the game... it will be a victory session.

Hook'em Horns, errbody! LFG get this shit done! 🤘

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So in the spirit of being ready for supper later.  Here's our comdia for this evening.   Stuffed Japs and Bell peppers.

On a side note, aggy been half ass crowd sourcing me reddit this week.  There was a thread in which someone asked if they would be facing us.  I popped off with "I doubt ya'll be in the losers bracket and we'll be in the other".  So they've been ragging me all week.  I tried to tell 'em. tsk. tsk. 

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3 hours ago, Fletch said:

I have a pool. And a pond. A pond would be good for @ztejas 

Last I saw somebody needed a home for a turtle over the Help forum.

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

Well I expect us to be winning the whole game, which means you wouldn't be posting anything anyways. 

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Well I expect us to be winning the whole game, which means you wouldn't be posting anything anyways. 

So apparently you missed the memo that I successfully glued my vagina shut and have not been experiencing any bleeding ever since......

Just now, MirrOlure said:

So apparently you missed the memo that I successfully glued my vagina shut and have not been experiencing any bleeding ever since......

you know the rules 

9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

That makes my brown eyes blue

Best guess as to what time our game will actually start? 

26 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

So in the spirit of being ready for supper later.  Here's our comdia for this evening.   Stuffed Japs and Bell peppers.

On a side note, aggy been half ass crowd sourcing me reddit this week.  There was a thread in which someone asked if they would be facing us.  I popped off with "I doubt ya'll be in the losers bracket and we'll be in the other".  So they've been ragging me all week.  I tried to tell 'em. tsk. tsk. 

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20 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

Nm.

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34 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Last I saw somebody needed a home for a turtle over the Help forum.

Link?

3 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I thought you had brined it in pickle juice

I thought it was the opening scene of American Pie 4: Kermit Goes To Austin….

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

Surly Peeps:

Y'all will be saddened to learn that I will not be joining the in-game discussion this evening.  I'm committed to taking my 84 year old mom to see Crystal Gayle, so will presume that we'll be comfortably ahead when I sign off at 7:00 PM (and of course I'll be monitoring on phone to make sure we maintain that comfortable lead).

Cheers and Hook 'Em!

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