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The University of Texas @ Omaha, Session #38 Official Thread

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2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

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Look... it happens to the best of us. 

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1 minute ago, OB3 said:

Harrison is on the inactive roster. But I don’t know how pierce would just let him leave right before the cws? Hopefully that rumor you came up with doesn’t actually happen

Kash should be patient. He’ll get his shot next year. Harrison is also in the running for Sunday or Tuesday dude or maybe the 6-8th inning dude. Idk. They should stay 

you see what happens Pierce? you see what happens when you fuck Kash and Harrison in the ass?

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Kash should be patient. He’ll get his shot next year. Harrison is also in the running for Sunday or Tuesday dude or maybe the 6-8th inning dude. Idk. They should stay 

I’m not worried about Harrison, all these dudes go play somewhere in the summer. It’s weird that Kash is playing while we still are though

3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

you see what happens Pierce? you see what happens when you fuck Kash and Harrison in the ass?

We’ll just end up with 2 grad transfers that are probably just as good. Would love to keep them around though. Kashs swing reminds of Kyle Russell’s 

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5 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Harrison is on the inactive roster. But I don’t know how pierce would just let him leave right before the cws? Hopefully that rumor you came up with doesn’t actually happen

I can't imagine a situation where Kash bats in the CWS. Assuming DP released him so he could get some run in summer ball. No one that committed to Texas a year prior is transferring when a starting spot is opening up. Unless he's legitimately mentally retarded. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I can't imagine a situation where Kash bats in the CWS. Assuming DP released him so he could get some run in summer ball. No one that committed to Texas a year prior is transferring when a starting spot is opening up. Unless he's legitimately mentally retarded. 

Maybe he takes a page from augies book. Just sees kash has it in batting practice that day and plugs him in at dh and sits Todd. That’d be typical Texas baseball. Better chance of O’Dowd pulling that though 

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Negged. Both of you. 

I’m the twelfth Son of the Lama.  When I die, I will receive total consciousness.  So I’ve got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

In short, do your worst!!!

36 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

you see what happens Pierce? you see what happens when you fuck Kash and Harrison in the ass?

Is this your homework David?  You’re killing your father David!!!!

28 minutes ago, OB3 said:

I’m not worried about Harrison, all these dudes go play somewhere in the summer. It’s weird that Kash is playing while we still are though

Don’t know why Pierce would permit him to start early Summer ball.

If Ivan goes down he is  best available for 1B.  Also a LH pinch hitter with power.

 

 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Maybe he takes a page from augies book. Just sees kash has it in batting practice that day and plugs him in at dh and sits Todd. That’d be typical Texas baseball. Better chance of O’Dowd pulling that though 

Kash is hitting .288 with an .864 OPS for us next season. 

1 minute ago, torre said:

If Ivan goes down he is  best available for 1B.  

No. Murph goes to first and Daly plays 2nd. 

 

Someone on twitter said only 27 players for postseason, don’t know if that’s true or not

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. Murph goes to first and Daly plays 2nd. 

 

O’Dowd 

Kash is not fucking transferring God fucking dammit it isn't even midnight and we are completely off the rails. Unless Jeff Gillooly* shows up to the CWS Kash was never getting any play. He's better served for us playing summer ball. 

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4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

O’Dowd 

Has he returned your sexts yet?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Has he returned your sexts yet?

Dude is gonna be a stud here 

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In 15 minutes you guys will be passed out drunk, so I'll just sum it up this way as fast as I can that this is the most humiliating thread in the last fucking 10 years that I've been involved with on Longhorn message boards. How the fuck can you be worried about playing Texas A&M?! How can you do that? What the fuck is that about?!

4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

In 15 minutes you guys will be passed out drunk, so I'll just sum it up this way as fast as I can that this is the most humiliating thread in the last fucking 10 years that I've been involved with on Longhorn message boards. How the fuck can you be worried about playing Texas A&M?! How can you do that? What the fuck is that about?!

I’ve fucking failed you!!!

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

You ever keep a big mixed drink going that you continually refresh and then one refresh you go a little heavy on the liquor and your next swig has you trying not to gag. 

Or are y'all not alcoholics. 

Obligatory: 

Your mom gagged on my cock last night. 

Fuck aggy. Captain Insano shows no mercy. We whoop wholesale ass beginning at 1300 CST. If you can’t stand the heat get your ass out the kitchen; we’re on a mission.

Herbie's right. And me and Herbie have our differences. 

aggy has an ass. That ass needs whipping. Are we to stand around and assume that that job gets done? 

I don't fucking think so. 

57 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Fuck aggy. Captain Insano shows no mercy. We whoop wholesale ass beginning at 1300 CST. If you can’t stand the heat get your ass out the kitchen; we’re on a mission.

but i cant help myself rob gronkowski GIF

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I can't imagine a situation where Kash bats in the CWS. Assuming DP released him so he could get some run in summer ball. No one that committed to Texas a year prior is transferring when a starting spot is opening up. Unless he's legitimately mentally retarded. 

Or he is told to leave the team...

3 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

For the slow learners:

 

Hope every player saw this tonight. 

That aggy ass is ours.  I see a spanking on horizon.  Bye beeches.

TEXAS!

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Has he returned your sexts yet?

Nttawwt

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Enjoy today. We’re gonna win.

We will wipe our asses with their souls.  Let the river of tears flooooooooow!

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9 hours ago, Eastwood said:

In 15 minutes you guys will be passed out drunk, so I'll just sum it up this way as fast as I can that this is the most humiliating thread in the last fucking 10 years that I've been involved with on Longhorn message boards. How the fuck can you be worried about playing Texas A&M?! How can you do that? What the fuck is that about?!

This. Man. Gets. It.

Please be a 13-2 type beat down. I want to send them home rethinking their baseball careers 

Is it 1 yet? This waking up early fucking sucks 

12 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m trying to find someone to paint me the three at the bar but with my dogs faces on them.

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So, should I assume the cat represent The Jesus?

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pregaming 

 

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Our tailgate is in north end of lot D at 10th and Abbott. Just a few of us but stop by if you can!

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

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pregaming 

 

koozie: check

reading glasse: check

excedrin: check

electric bug racket: check

pre-packed bong: check

sunglasses: check

blunts: check

scissors with ends eaten off by rats: check

let's roll!

Fuck aggy.

That is all.

Our tailgate is in north end of lot D at 10th and Abbott. Just a few of us but stop by if you can!

2 blue canopies with a bbq pit attached to F350 receiver hitch
10 minutes ago, Fletch said:

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pregaming 

 

Grizzly?  Damn, you’ll never have to prove your courage to me in any other way.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

koozie: check

reading glasse: check

excedrin: check

electric bug racket: check

pre-packed bong: check

sunglasses: check

blunts: check

scissors with ends eaten off by rats: check

let's roll!

The dog did that to the scissors. She’s a little hell raiser. And you forgot to point out the dip. How else are you supposed to watch or play baseball? Here’s the scissor eater B8696BFF-EE3D-4D19-8F76-9C367C623933.thumb.jpeg.08924e264fc0bec73f8b806ecd0a66af.jpeg

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Grizzly?  Damn, you’ll never have to prove your courage to me in any other way.

Yeah I don’t fuck around 

14 minutes ago, Fletch said:

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pregaming 

 

Needs more Gatorade bottles, imo

also missed the cheap open end wrench.

is that one of those jet lighters below the koozie?

and wtf is that in the top right corner?

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

also missed the cheap open end wrench.

is that one of those jet lighters below the koozie?

and wtf is that in the top right corner?

No that’s a knife image.thumb.jpg.a3defbe2541a3ea6a7aa2ac07b70b0b5.jpg

 

are you referring to the bong?

7 minutes ago, Fletch said:

The dog did that to the scissors. She’s a little hell raiser. And you forgot to point out the dip. How else are you supposed to watch or play baseball? Here’s the scissor eater B8696BFF-EE3D-4D19-8F76-9C367C623933.thumb.jpeg.08924e264fc0bec73f8b806ecd0a66af.jpeg

Aw. She's such a good girl!

Just now, wood said:

Aw. She's such a good girl!

Her and my cat are the 2 biggest badasses ever. I’ve had the worst fucking 7ish months and they’ve been right by my side the entire time. They’re just the fuckin best 03895A92-A449-4E8C-B30A-1E73D3B5A736.thumb.jpeg.a4805efeb2edeccf9dd2c2dbcb2708ca.jpeg

Is it game time yet? Ready to kick some aggy ass

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