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The University of Texas @ Omaha, Session #38 Official Thread

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18 minutes ago, Fletch said:

No that’s a knife image.thumb.jpg.a3defbe2541a3ea6a7aa2ac07b70b0b5.jpg

 

are you referring to the bong?

the knife. thought it might be one of these: image.thumb.jpeg.78d7151d27c65c6fc1b02620338fc9e2.jpeg

notice there are no nasty assed toes in this pic.

13 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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How many HDMI ports do you have?

Fuck if I know image.thumb.jpg.c58eaf4ea7540fb5d9fa54ba2ee20270.jpg

Man I’m be out of this world come game time 

20 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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How many HDMI ports do you have?

As a one time sales rep for Cutco, I appreciate the gourmet prep knife getting some use. 

wow, from Augie Garrido's timeless and most amazing sports speech ever recorded to the Fletch's ganja thread. wow.  Let's hope the boys didn't party with Fletch last night and I hope the boys know we "have to live with this ... for the rest of our mother fucking lives..." today so I don't want a 5-4 nail biter, I want ECU 11-1 style complete ass kicking.

7 minutes ago, ScottS said:

As a one time sales rep for Cutco, I appreciate the gourmet prep knife getting some use. 

You too? Was it in the 80s, while you were at UT? If so, we might've worked together. Some dude named Jamie recruited us. I'm turrible at sales, but I still have a 35 yo set of Cutco from back then that's been absolutely unbelievably good. Cutco is the real deal /csb.

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Just now, wood said:

You too? Was it in the 80s, while you were at UT? If soo, we might've worked together. Some dude named Jamie recruited us. I'm turrible at sales, but I still have a 35 yo set of Cutco from back then that's been absolutely unbelievably good. Cutco is the real deal /csb.

No, I was at UT in the mid 90s.  That was my main takeaway from that job:  sales are not in my future.  My knives are still going strong after about 25 years, though.

2 minutes ago, ScottS said:

No, I was at UT in the mid 90s.  That was my main takeaway from that job:  sales are not in my future.  My knives are still going strong after about 25 years, though.

Yep. Exact same here. I was horribad. It's a gift, and I don't have any of it.

Daughter sold CutCo for a summer. She got my retired SF dad to be her assistant. All his buddies love knives and have cash. Girl made some damn good party money. I did not get a damn thing. Tried to sell me a 3K set, told her nah, I know how to sharpen my Ginsu and it can cut through can AND then a tomato. 

19 minutes ago, Spencer said:

Girl hands.

Shut up aggy 

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

according to the link from ncaa.com:

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OK Horns, lets do this. We are all counting on you. 

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

according to the link from ncaa.com:

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We’re gonna tee off on Micah and his 5.whatever era 

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

did he just call you girl hands?

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Yes. I mean I’m 5’6” but that didn’t stop me from being a solid pitcher and a qb. Still waiting on my name to be called in either draft. I’ve been eligible for almost 10 years now 

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

did he just call you girl hands?

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Those are fucktards, not girl hands. 

Texas better win on the field because it sure as shit is not winning at this bar.

 

Maybe because Jell-O shots are for prepubescent girls? Not surprising that Arkansas leads since they’re probably all traveling with their underage sisterwives

Fo fiddy? Wtf.. better have some good poison in it. Hoes should be 2 dollas tops 

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with this badass shirtimage.thumb.jpg.f7cfb91119193eb279d6c50d67e24359.jpg


I’m fuckin ready 

47 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

the knife. thought it might be one of these: image.thumb.jpeg.78d7151d27c65c6fc1b02620338fc9e2.jpeg

notice there are no nasty assed toes in this pic.

My brother and his friends call me Frodo. It’s appropriate. I’m short and and always barefoot 

6 minutes ago, Fletch said:

My brother and his friends call me Frodo. It’s appropriate. I’m short and and always barefoot 

I am also always barefoot, but I clean my feet. Grow some more hair you hobbit and none of us would notice. 

Damn I love this site. Father's Day, already pregaming and got nothing to do but watch the game. GF had to go to work, but made me a nice breakfast in bed with a solid hummer to wake me up. Life is good.

Fuck aggy. 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

I am also always barefoot, but I clean my feet. Grow some more hair you hobbit and none of us would notice. 

Damn I love this site. Father's Day, already pregaming and got nothing to do but watch the game. GF had to go to work, but made me a nice breakfast in bed with a solid hummer to wake me up. Life is good.

Fuck aggy. 

I do at the end of the night. Fuck off. Don’t tell me how to live my life 

congrats on the brain dude. Fuck aggy

Dallas, Micah - Pitching
Date Opponent IP H R ER BB SO
2/19/2022 Fordham 6.1 7 1 1 0 5
2/27/2022 Penn 8.0 1 0 0 1 10
3/5/2022 Iowa 5.0 6 2 2 0 7
3/12/2022 Santa Clara 6.0 6 2 2 1 7
3/19/2022 LSU 4.2 6 5 5 2 6
3/26/2022 Auburn 7.0 8 4 3 1 10
3/29/2022 Texas 1.0 1 1 1 1 2
4/3/2022 Alabama 4.2 8 5 5 4 4
4/9/2022 Kentucky 7.0 5 3 3 0 5
4/16/2022 Georgia 3.0 8 5 5 1 5
4/23/2022 Arkansas 4.0 6 3 3 1 2
4/29/2022 Vanderbilt 4.0 8 7 7 3 5
5/7/2022 South Carolina 1.1 8 8 5 1 3
5/13/2022 Mississippi State 0.0 0 0 0 1 0
5/26/2022 Florida 5.0 1 0 0 1 7
6/3/2022 Oral Roberts 5.0 7 1 1 1 1
6/11/2022 Louisville 4.2 8 3 3 1 4

 

need to make him relive 5/7/22

Edited by tejas60
pitchers don't bat

Do we keep the every other day schedule after today? Making some plans so need to know if next game would be Monday or Tuesday?

HHAPPY FATHERS DAY to all you mother-fuckers in here!
Hook’em!

we'll be playing Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
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That jib of yours, and the cut of it and all….I like [emoji1598]

Happy birthday to all the fathers out there! 

Wife's gone to SA for several days, I'm good and high already, and we kick aggy ass in a half hour. 

Life is good.  Gonna make nachos.

1 hour ago, troph said:

wow, from Augie Garrido's timeless and most amazing sports speech ever recorded to the Fletch's ganja thread. wow.  Let's hope the boys didn't party with Fletch last night and I hope the boys know we "have to live with this ... for the rest of our mother fucking lives..." today so I don't want a 5-4 nail biter, I want ECU 11-1 style complete ass kicking.

Hey! I’ve been doing this all year and look where it’s gotten us

Just finished joint number 2. Time for blunt number 2. Let’s do this 

Also, happy Father’s Day to @Cajun and his new father in law status 

you may be an asshole but dammit you’re our asshole 

Hopefully this wnba game doesn’t go into overtime 

 

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W-NBA!  W-NBA!  W-NBA!

Texas Fight!!! They’ve got this!

Happy Father’s Day to all of Surly!

Hook’em!

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