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3 years? 

How much have I missed?

Mmmm

What have I been up to....

Working as a toddler teacher , 13 of them , they just might kill me dead and I'm also the closing manager/supervisor so I'm there 5 days a week 10-7 .  Was considered an essential worker so we never closed during the hight of covid. I got tested a lot because I had surgery and co workers would get it.

I had it in Feb. Mild because of my shot.  Still felt like shit. 

I freakin turned 60 ! someone asked what my retirement plan was.. I replied....death

Still love Tom Brady, Patriots,  Red Sox, Longhorns and still stuck in aggyland.  

 Well, that's some of the years in a poorly written, typed post 😁

 

 

your lol pics thread is still around

jade, however, moved on to sex slavery / died of chili poisoning / decided putting up with constant dick pics in her PMs wasn't worth it

fitlump got elected to austin city counsel

football still sucks.  but not as much as ou.

You've basically missed my entire career on Surly. 

So it's not all bad. 

Al has been to Fenway twice since your departure and return. Fenway on the worst day is better than any day in aggy land. 

We’re finally going to the SEC but we’re are most likely going to have a nuclear holocaust before our first game.

The biggest thing you missed was the Urban thread. Oh, and sugarbabies. Otherwise just the normal broken brain ahole stuff. 

congrats on not being dead!

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13 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Al has been to Fenway twice since your departure and return. Fenway on the worst day is better than any day in aggy land. 

I LOVE Fenway

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4 minutes ago, JSB said:

congrats on not being dead!

Thanks 😊 

Well, let's see.

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. He took her best summer dress, put it on and went to town.

2 hours ago, Bevoette said:

I LOVE Fenway

First MLB game I saw as a kid was at Fenway. Tigers/Sox. 1974. Al Kaline hit a shot over the Monster to tie the game and the Tigers went on to win.

As a Yankees fan, I was thrilled, but didn't want to celebrate in front of my Dad and 20,000 other Red Sox fans.

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

First MLB game I saw as a kid was at Fenway. Tigers/Sox. 1974. Al Kaline hit a shot over the Monster to tie the game and the Tigers went on to win.

As a Yankees fan, I was thrilled, but didn't want to celebrate in front of my Dad and 20,000 other Red Sox fans.

You have good survival instincts, despite being a Yankees fan.

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

You've basically missed my entire career on Surly. 

So it's not all bad. 

 

22 hours ago, Bevoette said:

3 years? 

How much have I missed?

Mmmm

What have I been up to....

Working as a toddler teacher , 13 of them , they just might kill me dead and I'm also the closing manager/supervisor so I'm there 5 days a week 10-7 .  Was considered an essential worker so we never closed during the hight of covid. I got tested a lot because I had surgery and co workers would get it.

I had it in Feb. Mild because of my shot.  Still felt like shit. 

I freakin turned 60 ! someone asked what my retirement plan was.. I replied....death

Still love Tom Brady, Patriots,  Red Sox, Longhorns and still stuck in aggyland.  

 Well, that's some of the years in a poorly written, typed post 😁

 

 

who are you? and why should we care?
tell us the truth you ran off with Drunkestein for a couple of years  - amirite?


 

23 hours ago, Bevoette said:

How much have I missed?

We wore masks for 2 years (long story). Futureman fisted himself while NowThis watched. OU still sucks.

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

who are you? and why should we care?
tell us the truth you ran off with Drunkestein for a couple of years  - amirite?


 

Who am I? The one and only Bevoette! As for that last question... I pled the 5th 🤐🤣

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The past three years seem like one long, ass fucking day.


wut?

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9 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

We wore masks for 2 years (long story). Futureman fisted himself while NowThis watched. OU still sucks.

Of course,  cat masks 

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57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Where did you bury Jade?

She buried Jade and then spent the last two years making conjugal visits to TxTow.

How long was I out? How many times have I asked that question?

On the bright side you're asking the surl how long you were out instead of asking Bill Cosby. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice. 

On 6/14/2022 at 12:54 AM, Bevoette said:

3 years? 

Damn, chloroform doesn’t last as long as it used to.  And how’d you escape my basement?  

Welcome to the 60 club.  

On 6/15/2022 at 9:49 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Where did you bury Jade?

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That pic will always make me laugh, and will always confuse the shit out of me. Are there lime rinds in there? 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

That pic will always make me laugh, and will always confuse the shit out of me. Are there lime rinds in there? 

That one little tumor of food is like some kind of D-student middle schooler's demonstration of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 

On 6/14/2022 at 1:56 PM, MissingInAction said:

long ass fucking day.

What kind of day?

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

What kind of day?

It is June …

On 6/20/2022 at 3:28 PM, Underdog said:

Damn, chloroform doesn’t last as long as it used to.  And how’d you escape my basement?  

Welcome to the 60 club.  

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Jade:

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