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    Flattie, I am not going to be an asshole in hopes that you hear me. I have said this here before but I guess it needs repeating. I am the first generation in my family to live their entire life w

  • Fuck off. You vote for this shit. Explain that to your kids. 

  • 3rd leg of my move from Houston to the Bay Area, and I made it to LA.   I’m just now catching up on the news in my hotel.  I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—I don’t have kids, but this e

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10 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

I think Abbott, Cornyn, etc. are just empty suit careerists.  I think Ted is something else.  Like he gets off on this shit somehow.

What about my rep, John Carter?

Motherfucker has been in Congress twenty years and helped get rid of the Assault Weapons ban of 1994, and he is running unopposed! in the upcoming election. He will be 82 or 83 when he is next up for re-election, he has kids and grandkids and he has been in office throughout all these horrific incidents of mass gun violence. He has nothing to lose right now by coming out as a sensible Republican with a sensible, bipartisan compromise on gun reform. He's as cowardly and shitty as those cops at Robb Elementary. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

What about my rep, John Carter?

Motherfucker has been in Congress twenty years and helped get rid of the Assault Weapons ban of 1994, and he is running unopposed! in the upcoming election. He will be 82 or 83 when he is next up for re-election, he has kids and grandkids and he has been in office throughout all these horrific incidents of mass gun violence. He has nothing to lose right now by coming out as a sensible Republican with a sensible, bipartisan compromise on gun reform. He's as cowardly and shitty as those cops at Robb Elementary. 

Write someone in.

32 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Crowd "look at him exercising his rights! And I'm proud to be American... where i least i know I'm..." *pap* *pap* *pap*

This thread is fucked up, but I got a little humor out of this.

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These are your neighbors, your coworkers and your friends. They're the parents of your kid's teammate, your accountant, your pharmacist....
There's too many people that are too far gone for anything to change.

Not friends with any aggys, so no.
17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Oh, it's much, much, much worse than that.

Go read that thread on Texags, and other similar threads.  And realize that those opinions and approaches are not outliers.  Rather, they are the governing ethos of our state and federal government.  Those are not wingnut positions, they are our actual policies, currently embedded in our laws.  American and Texas are Texags.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, it's much, much, much worse than that.

Go read that thread on Texags, and other similar threads.  And realize that those opinions and approaches are not outliers.  Rather, they are the governing ethos of our state and federal government.  Those are not wingnut positions, they are our actual policies, currently embedded in our laws.  American and Texas are Texags.

So you're saying the cops didn't lose, they just ran out of time?

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Note: "Oppose" and "Support"

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My estimation is that as the GOP polls their focus groups, they will recognize that throwing some local police under the bus is preferable than any gun control law. Note: The cops deserve the abuse btw.

I expect that Cornyn's compromise bill will be to provide more funding to train law enforcement and more weapons. That will be it. Uvalde will end up being a win for the gun industry with federal funding being sent their way.

25 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Pressure getting to Patrick as well.  Cruz still an asshole. 

 

 

There is literally nothing that would stop Cruz from being there.

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Write someone in.

Oh I will

57 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Hopefully someone gets a public opportunity to ask George Bush about his feelings in protecting gun manufacturers that led to deaths of Texas children.

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

There is literally nothing that would stop Cruz from being there.

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Probably retreating to LaPierre's boat in the Bahamas.

 

 

So I’m trying to picture what it looked like when the piece of shit cops walked into the school and got their own kids out safely. Did they just look at the other kids and say “you’re fucked kids, good luck!” And then shut the door and leave? 
 

I get wanting to go in and get your kids, LIKE THE OTHER PARENTS THAT WERE PEPPER SPRAYED AND TACKLED for trying to do the same. Fuck cops. 

15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

These are your neighbors, your coworkers and your friends. They're the parents of your kid's teammate, your accountant, your pharmacist....

There's too many people that are too far gone for anything to change.

No fucking way am I clicking a texags link.  I can only imagine and I'm sure it's much worse than that.

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Not friends with any aggys, so no.

That's just a small subset of much, much larger group of people that share those beliefs. 

You interact with these people daily.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There is literally nothing that would stop Cruz from being there.

As somebody said before, Cruz enjoys being a despicable human being.

Has anyone explained why it was an off-duty BORTAC who managed to breach the perimeter and enter the building? I saw elsewhere the elementary school consisted of six different structures, so it's possible the other cops were allowed to get kids from the other five structures. But I am not buying the "waiting for the janitor" thing at all.

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

So you're saying the cops didn't lose, they just ran out of time?

The cops were the ones running the clock out. They won. The kids are the ones who ran out of time.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There is literally nothing that would stop Cruz from being there.

Really?  Maybe, maybe not . . .

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There is literally nothing that would stop Cruz from being there.

Money floods into second amendment proponents after events like this. Rafael knows who butters his bread.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No fucking way am I clicking a texags link.  I can only imagine and I'm sure it's much worse than that.

It was.  I hated the SEC move from the start, but the thought of having any interaction with those morons makes it even worse.

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

That's just a small subset of much, much larger group of people that share those beliefs. 

You interact with these people daily.

Oh, it's much more than that.  These people run this shit.  They run this state, and multiple others.  They run the Senate and the SCOTUS.  America is aggy.  Let that sink in.  It's as hellish as you would imagine.

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I sadly predict that this is going to end with more than a few suicides on the law enforcement side.  Hearing the timeline on the 911 calls would certainly keep me awake at night. I can only imagine the second guessing and remorse for those officers standing in the hall.  It's a tragedy for them and their families as well. And it's only going to get worse as the digging continues and the actual facts slowly trickle out.  

So many lives ruined because we allow mentally unstable or simply uncaring people, super easy access to the most power lightweight killing weapons in the world.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No fucking way am I clicking a texags link.  I can only imagine and I'm sure it's much worse than that.

Don't worry I won't even mention one of them suggesting people stop calling them AR-15s and start calling them Freedom Dispensers that shoot Freedom Seeds.

13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Most flaccid "Double D Foundation" ever.

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Really?  Maybe, maybe not . . .

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Beto's big mistake at the Abbott press conference was not asking Cruz why he wasn't in Cancun. I think we would have gotten a laugh out of Cornyn the DPS leader.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Same reason many of my dipshit (R) voting suburban neighbors have blue porch lights and reflexively thank anyone in a military or cop uni for their "service."

I know my local cops had fuck all to do with this week's events but in a form of protest I flipped off every cop car I passed today while running errands.  And god damn, there were a lot more of them out on the roads than usual.

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Beto's big mistake at the Abbott press conference was not asking Cruz why he wasn't in Cancun. I think we would have gotten a laugh out of Cornyn the DPS leader.

Nah the moment was way too serious. Can't kneecap your own anger by being quippy.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know my local cops had fuck all to do with this week's events but in a form of protest I flipped off every cop car I passed today while running errands.  And god damn, there were a lot more of them out on the roads than usual.

The elementary school in my neighborhood is having some kind of last day of school field day.  There's usually a school resource officer on the campus but today there are also 3 town  cops...I assume to hide under their cars, if something menacing happens. 

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I know my local cops had fuck all to do with this week's events but in a form of protest I flipped off every cop car I passed today while running errands.  And god damn, there were a lot more of them out on the roads than usual.

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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Constitution is silent on ammunition, therefore there's no right to sell or possess it. /Alito

So why do we have speed limits? 

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

It was.  I hated the SEC move from the start, but the thought of having any interaction with those morons makes it even worse.

I was going to say have fun with that suckers then I realized we're just going to replace yall with schools in Florida, Utah, Texas, and Ohio to go with Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa, and West Virginia...

 

yay.

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In 2005, California and Texas had about the same of of gun deaths per hundred thousand. During the intervening years wherein Texas dramatically liberalized gun laws and California enacted more restrictions, gun deaths there dropped by 10% while they rose in Texas by 25%. 
We must hold Abbott, Patrick and Paxton accountable.

47 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

We should be so lucky.

Surprised it took so many posts for someone to come up with the obvious.  My first reaction was "If only..."

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30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

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Stop watching TV.  IA isn't there to police the police, they are there to cover their ass. 

They’re like the HR department at a private company. Their sole job is to minimize liability and legal exposure.
35 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

A university full of nothing but cowards.  aggy is maga, maga is aggy both are fucking cowards

yep.  if every single one of those big, tough AR-15 owners posting on Texags was at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde on May 24, 2022, not one of them would have entered the school to try to save those children. 

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Was the shooter a DREAMER?

You know there are people with fingers crossed.  

55 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

I think Abbott, Cornyn, etc. are just empty suit careerists.  I think Ted is something else.  Like he gets off on this shit somehow.

He has nothing else to do.  It's him v. Hawley for president at some point.  Book it.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A woman at a party in West Virginia pulled out a pistol and killed a man who was firing an AR-15 into the crowd:

https://www.wsaz.com/2022/05/26/person-detained-after-shots-fired-call/

ah, see, we're good y'all. the good guy with a gun is real. never mind why are fucking guns there in the first place?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, it's much more than that.  These people run this shit.  They run this state, and multiple others.  They run the Senate and the SCOTUS.  America is aggy.  Let that sink in.  It's as hellish as you would imagine.

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I was going to say much earlier that there will be some sort of Special DPS investigation similar to that of The Bonfire Tragedy.  A predetermined verdict, looking for an explanation.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Great.  That's all it took.  That's the plan moving forward.

I don't know, man... I think it'd be hard for her to be all over the country at the same time.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

defund the police (but call it something else)

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