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    Flattie, I am not going to be an asshole in hopes that you hear me. I have said this here before but I guess it needs repeating. I am the first generation in my family to live their entire life w

  • Fuck off. You vote for this shit. Explain that to your kids. 

  • 3rd leg of my move from Houston to the Bay Area, and I made it to LA.   I’m just now catching up on the news in my hotel.  I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—I don’t have kids, but this e

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35 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Nah the moment was way too serious. Can't kneecap your own anger by being quippy.

Beto should have just walked to stage, stood quietly and stared at Abbot.   No words.   No actions.   Just stare him down.

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Beto should have just walked to stage, stood quietly and stared at Abbot.   No words.   No actions.   Just stare him down.

I think he should have told everyone to get their asses to Austin and fix things immediately.

It was a time for thoughts and prayers and grandstanding

Not actions

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Good fucking lord.  They have no shame.  None.

Hey. At least the funerals are covered

Just now, Updawg said:

Hey. At least the funerals are covered

Is it an in-network funeral home?

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6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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"YOU win a funeral service!  YOU win a funeral service!  YOU win a funeral service!"  (and then 18 more times...)

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Need a T shirt that says “even the trees know Abbott sucks”

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Good point. So all we needed to prevent this was a cop there to arrest the shoot— Oh. 

Maybe now, the handcuffed mother in Uvalde who defied the cowardly police officers and rescued her two babies, and other Valley residents will stop being beholden to Republicans and become more like their counterparts in California. It’s time.

20 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Is the Abbott quote real? Our current laws allow that. He wants teachers armed for fucks sake. What a gas lighting POS.

it's real.  the video is even worse.  what a feckless cunt.

 

This press conference today is really something - Abbott boasting about all of these socialist benefits that are available to the survivors.  'Sorry the repub policies on guns killed your children, but look at all of these Democrat policy benefits that somehow fell through the cracks and are still available for y'all!  You're welcome!'

Just now, TexLonghorn said:

This press conference today is really something - Abbott boasting about all of these socialist benefits that are available to the survivors.  'Sorry the repub policies on guns killed your children, but look at all of these Democrat policy benefits that somehow fell through the cracks and are still available for y'all!  You're welcome!'

Did anybody mention why Abbott has refused to extend Medicaid to Texans like those in Uvalde?

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

And yet in the State of Texas, a bartender or server who makes the typical $2.13 hourly wage can be held criminally and civilly liable for the actions of a third party patron who drinks and drives and kills someone. 

And that business gets safe harbor protection if the employee has TABC training up to date. 

And an Uber driver who takes someone who is seven weeks pregnant to Planned Parenthood to get an abortion can be civilly sued by random strangers for $10,000!

56 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A woman at a party in West Virginia pulled out a pistol and killed a man who was firing an AR-15 into the crowd:

https://www.wsaz.com/2022/05/26/person-detained-after-shots-fired-call/

And for the GOP, this is an example of the the system working perfectly. Man shoots AR-15 into a crowd, is killed by a birthday party guest who fires back at him with her own personal weapon. Move the body and cut the cake I guess.

What a dystopian nightmare we are living in.   

25 minutes ago, Foosters said:

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We are WAY overdue for an Entmoot...

(although it seems the Democratic Party has certainly adopted the "don't be hasty" ethos)

Yep - the message is now - "We just need to enforce the gun laws that are on the books." If the shooter had only been arrested for carrying a gun on school property, none of this would have happened.

8 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

And an Uber driver who takes someone who is seven weeks pregnant to Planned Parenthood to get an abortion can be civilly sued by random strangers for $10,000!

Uber drivers need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and start lobbying.  But not unionize in the process....

37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

 

4 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yep - the message is now - "We just need to enforce the gun laws that are on the books." If the shooter had only been arrested for carrying a gun on school property, none of this would have happened.


 

Then why wasn’t thar dumb ass parent arrested, the dipshit who brought a concealed gun into his kid’s school, where he negligently fired a shot?

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Had another conservative student a few years ago who told me it was his constitutional right to own a tank and the government was preventing him from doing so.

i'm fine with this.  sell them all tanks.  give them all tanks.

it will take something ridiculously stupid like private citizens owning tanks for people to see how fucking nonsensical the 2nd amendment really is.

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Also, this is the dumbest fucking argument possible. "Laws don't stop the bad guys!"  THEN WHY THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DO WE HAVE LAWS AT ALL????  If I wanna run a red light, I'm gonna, so why the fuck is it illegal?  Why when I buy groceries at 9am can I not buy beer?  Why do we outlaw weed in Texas?  Why can't I play poker for money on the internet?  Just the absolute most intellectually bankrupt lazy cuntface argument that exists. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Watch out if the Wine Moms are pissed.
 

Damn, that guy got Swam'd in real life.

 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This story is only getting worse.  It will continue to get worse.

Our leadership and institutions have not just failed us, they are actively getting us killed.

Sadly, much of the process and procedural laxity we’re learning about is a result of the locals in Uvalde never imagining a gun massacre would occur in their small, relatively safe community. Buffalo seemed a world away from these people.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Oh I will

MJ shoulda tried again instead of going for US Senate... 

36 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

"YOU win a funeral service!  YOU win a funeral service!  YOU win a funeral service!"  (and then 18 more times...)

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And some guy gets his eyeglasses replaced for free!

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

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5 minutes ago, YChang said:

MJ shoulda tried again instead of going for US Senate... 

why, do we need more of her shot down story or campaign ads of her riding a motorcycle?  She was useless.  

Just now, Nivek said:

why, do we need more of her shot down story or campaign ads of her riding a motorcycle?  She was useless.  

Well... ok nevermind then. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A woman at a party in West Virginia pulled out a pistol and killed a man who was firing an AR-15 into the crowd:

https://www.wsaz.com/2022/05/26/person-detained-after-shots-fired-call/

Yeah reading the article he was getting chastised for speeding through the complex when kids were playing, came back waving his AR around and got shot.  Guns for everyone!

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm fine with this.  sell them all tanks.  give them all tanks.

it will take something ridiculously stupid like private citizens owning tanks for people to see how fucking nonsensical the 2nd amendment really is.

Look, if it was good enough for Jim Garner, it's good enough for me.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I don't know who owns and paid for this vehicle but it's a waste of money.

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I don't know.  That's what, a 2005 Mitsubishi compact?  It's still on the road so I imagine they got their money's worth.  

25 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

And an Uber driver who takes someone who is seven weeks pregnant to Planned Parenthood to get an abortion can be civilly sued by random strangers for $10,000!

Can we sue Abbott for aiding and abetting 19 very late term abortions in Uvalde?

Congrats to Chuck and Nancy on channeling 75% of American’s anger into…. checks notes…..

A nice long weekend. 

4 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I don't know.  That's what, a 2005 Mitsubishi compact?  It's still on the road so I imagine they got their money's worth.  

And that Mitsubishi was just as useful in this massacre as the other vehicle was, so it has that going for it, too

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Maybe now, the handcuffed mother in Uvalde who defied the cowardly police officers and rescued her two babies, and other Valley residents will stop being beholden to Republicans and become more like their counterparts in California. It’s time.

Seriously, any R voter in that town that continues to vote R after this is just fucked in the head.

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Can we sue Abbott for aiding and abetting 19 very late term abortions in Uvalde?

add on another 50 senators as accomplices.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

well at least ted is finally telling the truth.

armed bad guys are not stopped by cops, they are stopped by armed good guys.

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

That is awesome.  Would rather he get fireball'd though.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

There is literally nothing that would stop Cruz from being there.

Maybe Cancun

17 minutes ago, Bojack said:

I don't know.  That's what, a 2005 Mitsubishi compact?  It's still on the road so I imagine they got their money's worth.  

It’s the school bus. “Home school your kids!”

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