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7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Because we already went by and law enforcement told us to get the fuck away or we'd be arrested.  Thanks for the hot tip jackass.  You think that wasn't my first instinct?  Since I saw all those parents get arrested at Uvalde, I took their advice seriously and hung back.  Thankfully, there is no active shooter...just lockdown procedure but they looked plenty concerned.  "Go help her"  Really man?  Fuck you.  Go shout some racial slurs at dark people being released from prison right now.  

I can't get to her right now because of people like you.  When your Abbott and Trump die, and I celebrate in the streets...you come find me sweetheart. 

Fuck that, my child’s coming home with me. 

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Just now, hayden_horn said:

and i wonder why my child has extreme anxiety about going to school. 

you got who to acknowledge what is real?

and who won what, exactly?

I won, of course. I always do, it’s my curse. 

Just now, Poe It Up said:

Fuck that, my child’s coming home with me. 

You are so fucking brave.  A dead/incarcerated parent is so valuable to a child who left the house this morning dressed up for school pictures and is coming home under armed escort.  I agree with a lot of your posts, more than I let on in CR.  And like me, you put on a very different persona on this site than in real life...................but I have to say in all honesty and I'd tell this to your face in real life (and I don't mean that lightly)......it is absolutely 100% impossible that you're this fucking stupid yet somehow functioning in decent society.  I cannot marry the two, but sure as shit...here you are.  God bless you.  But I just can't see it in my head.

Jesus you’re that fucking person at work when asked 3 specific questions over email, you only try to answer 1 of the 3 questions and the answer is written in short hand code everyone has to decipher 

 

 

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You are so fucking brave.  A dead/incarcerated parent is so valuable to a child who left the house this morning dressed up for school pictures and is coming home under armed escort.  I agree with a lot of your posts, more than I let on in CR.  And like me, you put on a very different persona on this site than in real life...................but I have to say in all honesty and I'd tell this to your face in real life (and I don't mean that lightly)......it is absolutely 100% impossible that you're this fucking stupid yet somehow functioning in decent society.  I cannot marry the two, but sure as shit...here you are.  God bless you.  But I just can't see it in my head.

I placed 3rd in the spelling bee in 2nd grade, so I know I’m very smart. But still, I overstepped the line there. I felt a little ganged up on there and swung wildly. Apologies. 

No apology necessary.  In the end, we're both protective parents.  But my hands are tied in this situation.  I know there's a 99% chance nothing happens outta this physically, but I'm worried about her psychologically.  Also, you're still stupid.  But I wish you all the best.  If my retarded sister can make a go at it in this life, you can have a good run ;)  

9 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I won, of course. I always do, it’s my curse. 

i'm very close to banning you for trolling.

since i'm engaged with you, i'll let immamac or blacklab decide, but christ, what are you trying to accomplish here?

you've answered very few direct questions. you've gone full chrispy, which is annoying by itself. 

but you don't appear interested at all in discussion, which is my mistake, apparently. i asked you reasonable questions, tried to find some common ground, and you just kept trolling. 

nice little tuesday, i guess.

6 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I placed 3rd in the spelling bee in 2nd grade, so I know I’m very smart. But still, I overstepped the line there. I felt a little ganged up on there and swung wildly. Apologies. 

Well yeah, it's easy to feel ganged up on when you're talking making jokes about shit while there's yet another school shooting going on. 

 

I was WB on I-10 and saw a shitload of cop cars going east towards downtown, now I know.... God bless Texas!

A reminder that you are all arguing with a poster who said with a straight face that there are no gay people in his county.

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Jesus you’re that fucking person at work when asked 3 specific questions over email, you only try to answer 1 of the 3 questions and the answer is written in short hand code everyone has to decipher 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm very close to banning you for trolling.

since i'm engaged with you, i'll let immamac or blacklab decide, but christ, what are you trying to accomplish here?

you've answered very few direct questions. you've gone full chrispy, which is annoying by itself. 

but you don't appear interested at all in discussion, which is my mistake, apparently. i asked you reasonable questions, tried to find some common ground, and you just kept trolling. 

nice little tuesday, i guess.

It’s not really that man, I’m just a bit burned out. I’m having discussions with multiple people and I feel as if the convo has become tautological. 

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

A reminder that you are all arguing with a poster who said with a straight face that there are no gay people in his county.

Huh? I said there are less, which is true. 

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

you've answered very few direct questions. you've gone full chrispy, which is annoying by itself. 

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7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm very close to banning you for trolling.

since i'm engaged with you, i'll let immamac or blacklab decide, but christ, what are you trying to accomplish here?

you've answered very few direct questions. you've gone full chrispy, which is annoying by itself. 

but you don't appear interested at all in discussion, which is my mistake, apparently. i asked you reasonable questions, tried to find some common ground, and you just kept trolling. 

nice little tuesday, i guess.

Also, dude, what haven’t I answered? I was referencing buzzsaw acknowledging that if even exists, that post wasn’t about you. I agree that you’re trying to find common ground. 

Just now, Poe It Up said:

It’s not really that man, I’m just a bit burned out. I’m having discussions with multiple people and I feel as if the convo has become tautological. 

We're all burned out today brutha, but I have to say...there's no fucking way in the world you actually know what word means.  But I give you full kudos for being the first person in human history to use "convo" instead of conversation and then "tautological" in the same sentence.  So fuck, maybe things are looking up.  I didn't even know about the potential mass shooter event over in Houston, too busy with our own shit over here.  That's how fucked up we are, overlapping potential mass shooter events in Texas on an idle Tuesday because to even question it must mean some insane left-wing conspiracy to grab up all our guns.  We are cleared to go pick her up now (we're just a few blocks from the school), but she's gonna see/hear everybody.  And this happens aroudn the country every single fucking day because we know the vague "I don't wanna take my final, I'll call in a bomb threat" from 25 years ago is such a different animal than "Oh shit, sounds like a 20yo incel white male shooter with an AR-15...better lock down the school."  

People like you point and shout, "What about Chicago?" when something bad happens with guns in Texas........and you don't realize the rest of the world...........on the very rare occasion they experience mass shooting events, point and shout, "But what about America?"  We're the laughing stock of the fucking planet.  And it's not because of Trump or Biden or Obama or Bush or Clinton.  It's because we were given Heaven on Earth.  Resources, safety, security, geography, and economics to last us a millennia.  A true thousand year Reich.  And we squandered it to make sure stupid people felt important for 15 minutes.  

20 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Also, dude, what haven’t I answered? I was referencing buzzsaw acknowledging that if even exists, that post wasn’t about you. I agree that you’re trying to find common ground. 

I acknowledged that in Harris County over a 7 year period, 1 person was charged with murder while out on bond for misdemeanors. You think that justifies your wanting to lock up everyone with charges in Harris county until their trial has concluded?

Daughter home safe, asking questions about all the police.  I managed to get out of one senior admin official that the threat was targeted at a school employee (cool, cool...don't need to know the person's name) and VM indicated, "I'm gonna shoot up CCE."  She heard the VM and called it in to police.  So let's let the kids decompress and the staff chill out, hopefully resume normal school by week's end.  The teacher/staff member that doesn't show up to work, that's the target of the threatening VM.  couple hours of our retained PI and we figure out who made the threat.  Law enforcement is obviously doing the same, but I want to make him kill himself before they can arrest him or do any harm to any kids.  Seriously, they take all the fun out of it sometimes. 

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1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Hoping for a false alarm.

Video footage is dystopian af. 

It's not dystopian.  If they come for our guns, government intrusion into my child's education choices will be a lot more commonplace.  If these kids to go through this without masks, that's a price we all should be willing to pay for muh freedoms.

Count the kids in that video in that classroom.  There won't be that many armed home invasion standoffs in this country than there are kids in just that one classroom at that one school on that one school day.  

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

A reminder that you are all arguing with a poster who said with a straight face that there are no gay people in his county.

 

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2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Hoping for a false alarm.

JFC

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I acknowledged that in Harris County over a 7 year period, 1 person was charged with murder while out on bond for misdemeanors. You think that justifies your wanting to lock up everyone with charges in Harris county until their trial has concluded?

Yes, yes he does.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

A reminder that you are all arguing with a poster who said with a straight face that there are no gay people in his county.

I always thought that Baylor was the biggest walk-in closet in Texas.  (Clarification -- my BIL, who is gay and went to Baylor, says this all the time).

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Huh? I said there are less, which is true. 

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Just a threat, no shooter at heights high school

Didn’t stop me from getting stuck in traffic with cars all over the road and median like the zombie apocalypse on Heights Blvd an hour later

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My 6 year old at Helms nearby had to hide in their class room due to the incident at Heights High School. He told my wife he was hiding from an intruder and that he didn't cry, although some kids did. Fuck this shit. 

So there's another news blurb making the rounds that this was some kinda robo-call threat that sounded human enough that went into threats about shooting up various schools around the state.  A few schools connected the dots quickly and realized it could be a diversionary tactic to draw out resources and then actually shoot up a real school.  One of our staffers verified that she was going through some shit in real life and was threatened in real life by a "person known to her."  Fun times, fun coincidences.  

All an elaborated ploy no doubt to get kids out of the library where they could be exposed to trans grooming novellas (and yes, dibs on that for my band name).  

Another banner fucking day in Texas.  And any attempts to improve things means you don't love the greatest state in the greatest country so love it or leave it libtards!

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Having kids wear masks was too much, but this shit is acceptable. Cool cool cool country we have

 

Just now, trauma babe said:

Having kids wear masks was too much, but this shit is acceptable. Cool cool cool country we have

 

I can show you in the Constitution to own my assault rifles, show me where in the Constitution is your right to make my kids where a mask, huh?  SHOW ME!  My facts don't care about your feelings!  

Holy shit, what a day.  Every week, there's a little drip of stupid I gotta deal with.  And I know one day it's all gonna add up to a flood.  It's already a monsoon for my country, and a monsoon for my state, but the tide is rising just for my little pocket of the world and my family.  You can buy all the bucket food and ammo you want, but there's no stopping stupid and hateful.  That we managed to hold it off this long is becoming more and more of a miracle to me.  

 

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

My 6 year old at Helms nearby had to hide in their class room due to the incident at Heights High School. He told my wife he was hiding from an intruder and that he didn't cry, although some kids did. Fuck this shit. 

I don't have kids.  Can you explain how every parent with little kids in school are not automatically voting against Abbott?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't have kids.  Can you explain how every parent with little kids in school are not automatically voting against Abbott?

I actually welcome conversations with my GOP family about Abbott because they literally can’t defend him. If we have problems in Texas it’s his fault. 

I don't have kids.  Can you explain how every parent with little kids in school are not automatically voting against Abbott?

Many parents are pieces of shit.

There are fathers on this board that publicly chose guns over children’s lives.
Oh, they’ll prosecute them. Of course, it takes 5 years and multiple PR bonds so they can terrorize other communities until then. 

This is 100% lie, personal bond (much less PR bond) not allowed on violent offense. You don’t understand how bail works or what its purpose is and just regurgitate the moron right wing muppet alarms.
4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't have kids.  Can you explain how every parent with little kids in school are not automatically voting against Abbott?

Putting aside guns for a moment, Abbott also began fighting the schools/parents last year over COVID stuff,.

No. You stop lowering the cost of bonds in violent offenses and you should absolutely never let them bond out of multiple felonies, which I can’t believe even happens, but here we are somehow. Harris county makes it very easy for these criminals to hurt more people. 

The Texas Constitution doesn’t allow denial of bond simply for multiple felony charges, muppet. Has nothing to do with Harris Fucking County.
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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't have kids.  Can you explain how every parent with little kids in school are not automatically voting against Abbott?

  Mental gymnastics my friend. "The communists are trying to take my guns, and once they have my guns they can control what I say and do". That whole notion is comical to me. The kind of control they should be worried about always comes from conservatives, and in this country conservatives are lock step with Republican ideology. However, if you look at how they view things then you can begin to see how they go where they are. Not being able to cat-call women, say racially insensitive things, and make disparaging remarks about any LGBTQ is suppression of my First Amendment Rights. Teaching my child they are not alone when they are gay is forcing confusing thoughts on my child. Everything is an attack on them and therefore they feel the need to stand their ground no matter the cost or sacrifice, including their children. So this is the hill they are choosing for a last stand. 

  The reality is those freedoms they feel they are losing are simply just the country respecting and giving an ear to other minority groups and they don't like having to share a piece of the pie. Imagine being a single 14 yr old child and then your parents adopt a younger sibling. Now all the sudden you have to share the TV, or watch what kind of shows you are watching because they aren't good for your younger sibling. That's all this is. Spoiled brats who have had the run of the place and now are throwing a tantrum. Thus the "You will not replace us" chants you hear, and yes I am lumping the supremacists in with them because they are closer than you think. 

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11 hours ago, TXSooner518 said:


The Texas Constitution doesn’t allow denial of bond simply for multiple felony charges, muppet. Has nothing to do with Harris Fucking County.

I didn't see him mention multiple FELONY charges, he only said multiple charges... That may have been what he meant, or even said and i just missed it, but I'm any case...

Denying people bond because of multiple charges of any type means denying basically every person bond because as most of us know, prosecutors stack charges in almost every case they bring, not to mention over charging in almost every case they bring in order to have leverage in pleas... This of course is another tactic, just like high bond and no bond, in an attempt to have more leverage in pleas. This is a huge part of the "justice" system's strategy to get a higher conviction rate to show their "effectiveness."

2 minutes ago, SKJ said:

I didn't see him mention multiple FELONY charges, he only said multiple charges... That may have been what he meant, or even said and i just missed it, but I'm any case...

Denying people bond because of multiple charges of any type means denying basically every person bond because as most of us know, prosecutors stack charges in almost every case they bring, not to mention over charging in almost every case they bring in order to have leverage in pleas... This of course is another tactic, just like high bond and no bond, in an attempt to have more leverage in pleas. This is a huge part of the "justice" system's strategy to get a higher conviction rate to show their "effectiveness."

"we're an effective institution!"

 

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More threats at Akins this morning.  Apparently people aren't super worried, but AISD cops are there.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Oh, great. I think we can all predict where that is eventually going to lead if that becomes a trend. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Oh, great. I think we can all predict where that is eventually going to lead if that becomes a trend. 

Shootings where there wouldn’t have been shootings?  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Shootings where there wouldn’t have been shootings?  

Imagine cops shooting parents who are rushing to protect their kids from an imaginary shooter in the school. Maybe parents are coming armed with guns of their own. After Uvalde, will parents really assume that the cops or school security have the situation under control? Whether there’s an active shooter inside, that’s just inviting a more dangerous and volatile situation.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Imagine cops shooting parents who are rushing to protect their kids from an imaginary shooter in the school. Maybe parents are coming armed with guns of their own. After Uvalde, will parents really assume that the cops or school security have the situation under control? Whether there’s an active shooter inside, that’s just inviting a more dangerous and volatile situation.

More than plausible. Republican leadership is a complete failure. 

On 9/13/2022 at 10:16 PM, TXSooner518 said:


This is 100% lie, personal bond (much less PR bond) not allowed on violent offense. You don’t understand how bail works or what its purpose is and just regurgitate the moron right wing muppet alarms.

Bullshit. These murderers were out on cheap bail and shockingly killed someone else. Surprising, I know. 
 

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7 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

So were those personal bonds or PR bonds? No???? So you fucking lied????? Learn how the law works or shut the fuck up. 

It wasn’t a PR bond. It was lowered to 30 grand after this piece of shit was arrested for capitol murder. That’s Harris county for you. 

CapitOL murder?  You sure about that?  Not a Freudian slip about storming a certain building?  I know I was pleased at the Capitol murder of A.B. 

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6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

CapitOL murder?  You sure about that?  Not a Freudian slip about storming a certain building?  I know I jerk off to the Capitol Murder of Ashli Babbitt.  But that's just me.

You’re still not quoting. I’m starting to think you’re a serial killer. 

Don't you mean cereal killer?  

I'm not quoting you because your stupidity might rub off on me.   C'mon man, you're up your high horse about "out on bond" and you don't understand the nuances of the types, and that's fine, CrimPro was one of the few law school classes I got a good grade in.  But you can't go on about Capital Murder and misspell "Capital."  We all make typos on here, but when it's the main fucking word in the whole point of your story, you gotta stick the landing.  

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