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14 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

90% of what I own is registered.

With who? Do you own a lot of full auto stuff? There is no registration for firearms. You don't have to register anything you have mentioned so far. 

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27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

With who? Do you own a lot of full auto stuff? There is no registration for firearms. You don't have to register anything you have mentioned so far. 

Sir, are you insinuating he is 100 percent full of shit? 

I cannot believe it

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

The most despairing thing about these mass shootings is that you know there will be others. You just don’t know where.

You might not even hear about them.

CBS Sunday Morning had a segment today on memorializing mass shootings. They mentioned the shootings in Colorado Springs and Chesapeake, VA. Then they added that “there were at least eight others last week, in West Palm Beach, FL, Temple Hills, MD, Philadelphia, Houston, Dallas, Hennessey, OK, Chicago, and Costa Mesa, CA.”

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The most despairing thing about these mass shootings is that you know there will be others. You just don’t know where.

Today was Atlanta’s turn.



But “only” one dead and five injured, so [emoji2370]
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

With who? Do you own a lot of full auto stuff? There is no registration for firearms. You don't have to register anything you have mentioned so far. 

 

I read that and wondered what FlattyFattie is talking about. 

Care to explain  @fattyflattie ?

 

44 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Today was Atlanta’s turn.

 

 

 


But “only” one dead and five injured, so emoji2370.png

 

 


So .. no thoughts and prayers?  I'm a bit conflicted when it comes to mass shootings in which only one or two of the victims dies.  Wouldn't want to use up my thoughts and prayers if they aren't going to be of benefit for a large amount of murder victims. 

 
I read that and wondered what FlattyFattie is talking about. 

Care to explain  [mention=205]fattyflattie[/mention] ?

 

I wondered that as well. I was going to register my AR with the state or county - not needed.

mass shooters are no different than suicide bombers.  And we go out of our way to protect our "bombers" with a perverted interpretation of the 2nd amendment. 

11 hours ago, freyguy said:

mass shooters are no different than suicide bombers.  And we go out of our way to protect our "bombers" with a perverted interpretation of the 2nd amendment. 

it's more civilized so therefore we're better. or something.

On 11/30/2022 at 9:50 AM, Willfully Horn said:

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but california and new york are so dangerous. 

i refuse to do the upper case/lower case pattern so just use your imaginations. 

but california and new york are so dangerous. 
i refuse to do the upper case/lower case pattern so just use your imaginations. 

A huge chunk of the deaths in CA and NY are gang related and that just doesn’t affect most people. How dangerous are MT and WY for the average citizen? They’re not havens for gang activity. Those are your neighbors shooting each other.
9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

but california and new york are so dangerous. 

i refuse to do the upper case/lower case pattern so just use your imaginations. 

Houston is BLUE you LIB. Just like NEW YORK. 

On 11/30/2022 at 11:25 PM, freyguy said:

mass shooters are no different than suicide bombers.  And we go out of our way to protect our "bombers" with a perverted interpretation of the 2nd amendment. 

This really struck a chord with me. 

Something to smile about in this thread, for once. 

 

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On 12/5/2022 at 9:24 AM, CooterBrown said:


A huge chunk of the deaths in CA and NY are gang related and that just doesn’t affect most people. How dangerous are MT and WY for the average citizen? They’re not havens for gang activity. Those are your neighbors shooting each other.

You obviously have never had an encounter with the Billings bloods or the Cody crips.

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On 12/5/2022 at 8:24 AM, CooterBrown said:


A huge chunk of the deaths in CA and NY are gang related and that just doesn’t affect most people. How dangerous are MT and WY for the average citizen? They’re not havens for gang activity. Those are your neighbors shooting each other.

Billings has actually become a shitshow the past couple of years.

 

 

Mass-shooter-to-be arrested.  If you are worried about the precog aspect of this, his statements if true are about as definite as you can get.  “I am a very very dumb and dangerous dork who can’t wait to shoot at random people see all my cool shooting at random people stuff I am going to die while shooting at everyone also I hate all minority groups and I also have access to fully automatic stuff and I expect people to be shooting back at me because this will definitely be in a crowd. Whew, that was a lot to get out in one breath. What were we talking about again?”   

 

Also, 

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Federal authorities have arrested and charged a Savage man

…c’mon.  

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Simulation fuckin' with us again.  

That article is fuckin nuts, that dude needs to be locked away somewhere for a long time.

40 minutes ago, Covri said:

That article is fuckin nuts, that dude needs to be locked away somewhere for a long time.

So does his cunt grandmother   

"Smith told the informant his grandmother buys him all of his guns and ammunition since he’s too young to get them himself. "

Cue the fucking 2A experts.  But in what possible interpretation of the Bill of Rights does a well regulated militia include a right of a senile 87-year old strawman buying AR-15's and turning them over to a minor relative?   Cite the paragraph in the Heller case where appropriate.  

Pro tip kid, if you can convince your grandmother to arm you to take on an entire police force.  You probably can get her to buy you beer, smokes, glaucoma-grade marijuana, and probably a hooker.  Which would have certainly taken the edge off your rage.  Now you're both probably gonna spend several years in jail and maw-maw doesn't have that many left.  

54 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

So does his cunt grandmother   

"Smith told the informant his grandmother buys him all of his guns and ammunition since he’s too young to get them himself. "

I mean he did shoot her once already let's let him do it again...

6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

 

I didn’t know Chris Wood had a son.

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I see that fatty never came back after people asked him about saying 90% of his guns were registered.

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I see that fatty never came back after people asked him about saying 90% of his guns were registered.

Oh hey. Been busy at work and the ranch, and off politics for a bit.
 

I actually appreciate the pedantry, especially on this subject. It is needed, and I don’t mind being called on using incorrect verbiage. Rough count in my head, it’s closer to 35% that are in the trust, which are technically, “registered”.   All but for maybe a dozen more, the govt knows exactly who owns them, and my address, and my social, and the serial of the arm, and when they changed hands. All on file in their big ass warehouse somewhere. While registered is the wrong word for those (thanks again for the pedantry) the gov literally has the form with every bit of info you can have for each. So whatever word  you want to use for “has every bit of info ever needed but didn’t pay for a tax stamp and a bit of engraving” fits for almost all the rest.

TLDR, I need to bolster my NFA murder dildo collection.  

21 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

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Whatever you need to tell yourself works for me.  

Serious question...you can register firearms to a Trust?  What kinda trust out of curiosity?  Somebody listed as a custodian?  And what's the purpose to something like that?  Estate planning or?  

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Bullets had pierced Eva Mireles’ chest as she tried to shield students from a gunman’s semiautomatic rifle. But the fourth grade teacher at Robb Elementary was still conscious when police carried her out of classroom 112 and through a hallway crowded with dead and dying victims.

“You’re fine. You’re fine,” said her husband, Uvalde school district police officer Ruben Ruiz, who had been frantically trying to rescue her since the attack began. Mireles looked at him but could not speak. She’d been losing blood for more than an hour.

Officers placed Mireles on the sidewalk just beyond one of the school’s exits and started treating her wounds. A medic later told investigators he did not see any ambulances, though video footage showed two parked just past the corner of the building, about 100 feet away.

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Another student, Jacklyn “Jackie” Cazares, 9, likely survived for more than an hour after being shot and was promptly placed in an ambulance after medics finally gained access to her classroom. She died in transport.


I met Jackie's family briefly at a March For Our Lives rally the capitol on June 11. I remember the date because the family held a sign that had the day she was born and the day she died. Jackie's 10th birthday was June 10. 

A 9-year old murdered with a weapon of war in a school classroom, along with 18 others and two teachers. And we've done nothing.

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Merry Christmas, y'all.    Gun violence and over the top capitalism.  American Christmas.

3 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Merry Christmas, y'all.    Gun violence and over the top capitalism.  American Christmas.

Ts and Ps.  Mah Rahts, and whatnot.

Seems like there’s been a lot of shootings at that mall over the years. 

12 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seems like there’s been a lot of shootings at that mall over the years. 

It's called "Mall of America", not "Mall of Nation with Sensible Gun Control Laws".

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Normal country.

‘Murica

If only a good guy with a gun would have been present to blow that 6 year old away with an AR15. That’s how we’re gonna keep our schools free from gun violence.

WTF. About to have two kids who are going to be parents. I fear for my grandkids. 

My kids (14,10) have obviously heard about a lot of mass shootings by now but this 6 year old doing this really upset and disturbed both of them. My 14yo just kept asking how they got a gun and the shitty thing is I really have no good answers. 

This 6-year-old shooting is so completely fucked up, I'm having a really hard time wrapping my mind around it. Caught a followup on the NBC Nightly News. Teacher is recovering from a gunshot wound in her hand and her chest. The kid is receiving medical care. Teacher apparently helped facilitate getting the kids out of her classroom but no word on whether the 6-year-old had to be disarmed or was like "Oh, fuck -- what did I just do?" and froze.

 

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