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27 minutes ago, Foosters said:

more title IX bullshit from the Biden admin

Goddamit, I laughed.

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    Flattie, I am not going to be an asshole in hopes that you hear me. I have said this here before but I guess it needs repeating. I am the first generation in my family to live their entire life w

  • Fuck off. You vote for this shit. Explain that to your kids. 

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If the manifesto excerpts floating about on social media are legit, a real sick puppy from a very broken home. Dad may have been involved in the weapon procurement. 

1 hour ago, wood said:

This reminds me of a story a hispanic GF I had at UTin the 80s (no pics) told me about one of her friends back in west Texas. Long story short, her also-hispanic friend got pregnant late in her junior year of high school. Her dad's response was to yank her outta school, since that's where she met the kid who knocked her up. She said it happened all the time out there.

Having gone to high school in West Texas during the 1980s (and therefore hits close to home), that sounds exactly like what happened to a significant share of my graduating class. I started freshman year with about 325-350 students in my cohort, but roughly only 225 graduated on time. I'd guess about a third of the missing 100 were teenage girls who got knocked up and were (likely) forced to drop out by their parents. Today, a few of them are grandmas, and it's not inconceivable a couple might even be 53-year-old great-grandmothers by now.

This is why we should allow prayer in schools.

 

Oh wait, that doesn't work for this one.

6 hours ago, Goofyboy said:

2/3rds of the country voted for more of this or just stayed home because they didn’t care. This is the country they want.

I wonder if this had happened the day before the election if maybe a few million (OK, tens of thousands) people would have voted.  

Yeah, that's stupid.  Everything is exactly how our fellow Americans want it.  

Latest update says a 15 year old female student used a 9mm pistol to kill a teacher and a student, put two other students in critical condition, and injure three other students. An emergency call was received shortly before 11AM, police arrived three minutes later. Although no shots were fired at the cops, it has not been reported that the shooter took her own life.

Police identified her. Her first name is Natalie, but went by the name Samantha. This makes me think she is cisgendered. If that turns out to be true, folks who have speculated, without evidence to support the claim, that she was trans are the fucking worst of humanity. 

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15 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Police identified her. Her first name is Natalie, but went by the name Samantha. This makes me think she is cisgendered. If that turns out to be true, folks who have speculated, without evidence to support the claim, that she was transgendered are the fucking worst of humanity. 

It's important to fan the flames of bigotry.

Well, we have to pivot away from the gun to something else to be to blame. Have to protect the gun at all costs. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, we have to pivot away from the gun to something else to be to blame. Have to protect the gun at all costs. 

Probably Biden's mind control drones

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Transexual allegations in 3...  2...  1...

 

 

 

Reports are that it was a 2nd grader who called 911 to report that someone was shooting at school

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Madison school shooter allegedly a girl

This is why we must control them. Totally.

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Applaud.

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This is kind of a handy new term. It can describe either the age of the shooter or the targets of the shooter or both. Next year's word of the year!

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4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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The president elect was shot at twice. 

2 hours ago, workswithseed said:

The president elect was shot at twice. 

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4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Confused Rooster Teeth GIF by Achievement Hunter
 

Once …. But who’s counting

Ahh... I guess the other shooter never got his shot off.. 

16 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Shall not be infringed libtard

Last I checked the Second Amendment had no age restriction. Kids don't shed their constitutional rights when they walk through the classroom door. If the police aren't going to protect our children (indeed, they have no duty to do so) then 100% of all children of all ages should be able to bring as many weapons into the classroom as they want in order to protect themselves. 

11 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Latest update says a 15 year old female student used a 9mm pistol to kill a teacher and a student, put two other students in critical condition, and injure three other students. An emergency call was received shortly before 11AM, police arrived three minutes later. Although no shots were fired at the cops, it has not been reported that the shooter took her own life.

Police identified her. Her first name is Natalie, but went by the name Samantha. This makes me think she is cisgendered. If that turns out to be true, folks who have speculated, without evidence to support the claim, that she was trans are the fucking worst of humanity. 

I don't know, I think the folks that are shooting up the schools are pretty bad people too

12 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Police identified her. Her first name is Natalie, but went by the name Samantha. This makes me think she is cisgendered. If that turns out to be true, folks who have speculated, without evidence to support the claim, that she was trans are the fucking worst of humanity. 

Indeed they are the worst.

I hadn't followed the story much yesterday, and only this morning listening to NPR on my drive to work did I learn the shooter was a girl, which struck me because it's so rare.  You can accuse me of painting with a large brush, but the overwhelming majority of our country's school and other mass shootings, as well as other murders and serial killers, have been men.  I'm not trying to unduly flog my own male gender, but the newsworthy aspect of this particular mass shooting that the shooter was a girl merits discussion.  Goddammit men, when are we going to get our shit together?!?!

I read the “manifesto”. It’s about what you would expect from a depressed 15 year old that idolized mass shooters. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Indeed they are the worst.

I hadn't followed the story much yesterday, and only this morning listening to NPR on my drive to work did I learn the shooter was a girl, which struck me because it's so rare.  You can accuse me of painting with a large brush, but the overwhelming majority of our country's school and other mass shootings, as well as other murders and serial killers, have been men.  I'm not trying to unduly flog my own male gender, but the newsworthy aspect of this particular mass shooting that the shooter was a girl merits discussion.  Goddammit men, when are we going to get our shit together?!?!

Usually white men. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Usually white men. 

Yes, usually white men.  Though I'm sure someone would point to a not insignificant amount of African American gang violence.  So I don't mind broadly speaking of all men and our gender's significant shortcoming when it comes to violence.

Read the manifesto. Absolute unimaginative victimhood garbage. Literally said “it’s not my fault, it’s everyone else’s” about her life and the ills of the world multiple times. Talked about revolution and freedom of thought yet parroted very common racist talking points multiple times. 
 

Similar to Uvalde shooter, she had a romantic partner that she met online and had never met in person. 

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My daughter wrote this letter to Santa (but left the "Santa" out, stupid kid).  12 years ago.  She was in first grade like those poor children at Sandy Hook.  Shook me to my core when it happened.

 

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19 hours ago, bolverk said:

Today, a few of them are grandmas, and it's not inconceivable a couple might even be 53-year-old great-grandmothers by now.

Jeeze. I don’t have a single grandparent who wasn’t born in the 1880s-1890s.        

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Usually white men. 

#Metoo ?

Am I doing it right?

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Read the manifesto. Absolute unimaginative victimhood garbage. Literally said “it’s not my fault, it’s everyone else’s” about her life and the ills of the world multiple times. Talked about revolution and freedom of thought yet parroted very common racist talking points multiple times. 
 

Similar to Uvalde shooter, she had a romantic partner that she met online and had never met in person. 

It's almost like not-fully-formed adolescent brains, which are quite susceptible to being totally broken, should perhaps not have super-easy access to firearms.

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's almost like not-fully-formed adolescent brains, which are quite susceptible to being totally broken, should perhaps not have super-easy access to firearms.

But what about their freedoms?!

What's next -- you Commies gonna keep kids from driving cars, or smoking, or drinking, or voting, or joining the military?!

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Indeed they are the worst.

I hadn't followed the story much yesterday, and only this morning listening to NPR on my drive to work did I learn the shooter was a girl, which struck me because it's so rare.  You can accuse me of painting with a large brush, but the overwhelming majority of our country's school and other mass shootings, as well as other murders and serial killers, have been men.  I'm not trying to unduly flog my own male gender, but the newsworthy aspect of this particular mass shooting that the shooter was a girl merits discussion.  Goddammit men, when are we going to get our shit together?!?!

 

The shooter at Alpine was a girl, iirc. 

Technically not a mass shooter as she only wounded one other girl and only killed herself. 

 

16 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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I used to wonder how people who don't like how things are going for them enough to commit atrocities don't realize this, but then the 2024 election happened and I realized Americans are dumber than chimps. 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Usually white men with a connection to domestic violence. 

FIFY

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Say "hi" to one of the kids at the Abundant Life School.  No doubt she's a crisis actor who will twist this into getting accepted into Harvard like David Hogg.

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53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's almost like not-fully-formed adolescent brains, which are quite susceptible to being totally broken, should perhaps not have super-easy access to firearms.

Why do you hate America?

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Why do you hate America?

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17 hours ago, C-Man said:

Reports are that it was a 2nd grader who called 911 to report that someone was shooting at school

Correction -- they've now corrected the record to say it was a 2nd grade teacher who called 911, not a second grader. At-the-moment journalism is fucking laughable at times.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Correction -- they've now corrected the record to say it was a 2nd grade teacher who called 911, not a second grader. At-the-moment journalism is fucking laughable at times.

Just ask Clarissa Ward.

this all serves to meet the goals of the modern conservative movement. can't close schools through referendum or ballot, let's bulldoze them because they are mass graves. potato, poh-tah-toh to those pulling the strings.

I wish these damn shooters would stop wearing KMFDM shirts...

3 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

I wish these damn shooters would stop wearing KMFDM shirts...

KMFDM is a drug against war

her parents got divorced in 2014 and had a custody battle.

her parents got remarried in 2017.

her parents got re-divorced in 2020 and had another custody battle.

her parents got remarried in 2020.

her parents got re-divorced in 2021.'

this is the dad:

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IDK, they look like a pretty cute couple 

1 hour ago, sidis said:

her parents got divorced in 2014 and had a custody battle.

her parents got remarried in 2017.

her parents got re-divorced in 2020 and had another custody battle.

her parents got remarried in 2020.

her parents got re-divorced in 2021.'

this is the dad:

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Sounds like a bad romcom.

28 minutes ago, royiv said:

Sounds like a bad romcom.

Sounds like a good client, until last week.

10 hours ago, sidis said:

her parents got divorced in 2014 and had a custody battle.

her parents got remarried in 2017.

her parents got re-divorced in 2020 and had another custody battle.

her parents got remarried in 2020.

her parents got re-divorced in 2021.'

this is the dad:

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Hey ChatGPT, give me the premise of a Groundhogs Day reboot set in a trailer park that ends tragically instead of the protagonist learning a valuable lesson.

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Just another Wed in the greatest and freedomest country on earth.

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Just another Wed in the greatest and freedomest country on earth.

That was just a young man freedoming.  And honestly, if the uppity, warped females of this broken society knew their place, and just gave in to his desires, he wouldn't have to take such drastic action.

Really, this is the fault of feminism, and Kamala, and the breakdown of the traditional Christian trad-wife family unit.  The blood is on liberals' hands.

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