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    Flattie, I am not going to be an asshole in hopes that you hear me. I have said this here before but I guess it needs repeating. I am the first generation in my family to live their entire life w

  • Fuck off. You vote for this shit. Explain that to your kids. 

  • 3rd leg of my move from Houston to the Bay Area, and I made it to LA.   I’m just now catching up on the news in my hotel.  I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again—I don’t have kids, but this e

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I’m contact with other mass shooters? These must be all the ones that got away with it and then discuss it on the internet. What a fucking idiot. 

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His manifesto lists Mr Beast as one of his inspirations. I don't know whether to laugh or cry 

15 minutes ago, B00M said:

I’m contact with other mass shooters? These must be all the ones that got away with it and then discuss it on the internet. What a fucking idiot. 

maybe context clues aren't your strong suit, but I believe he meant other people who are planning or want to plan mass shootings. hope that clears things up for you so you can focus on the part that actually matters

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Just remember, radicalized racist incel types are NOT a threat.
Nope. The real threat is a drag show or something like that. Drag shows are the #1 inspiration for school shootings, it’s true, Elon Musk told me.

maybe context clues aren't your strong suit, but I believe he meant other people who are planning or want to plan mass shootings. hope that clears things up for you so you can focus on the part that actually matters

And I’m sure those others will be blown off as good kids just being online.
4 minutes ago, Updawg said:


And I’m sure those others will be blown off as good kids just being online.

ah, written off, you mean written off. sorry, I was trying to figure out which kids were getting blown away and by whom, you know, because we're gun nutty and all. just another *checks calendar* Wednesday. it's really only worth noting days there isn't a mass shooting anymore, tbh.

22 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

maybe context clues aren't your strong suit, but I believe he meant other people who are planning or want to plan mass shootings. hope that clears things up for you so you can focus on the part that actually matters

I didn’t know we were calling assholes on the internet that haven’t committed mass shootings, mass shooters. Now that that’s clear, why don’t you tell me what I should’ve focused on? Thanks in advance!

29 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

maybe context clues aren't your strong suit, but I believe he meant other people who are planning or want to plan mass shootings. hope that clears things up for you so you can focus on the part that actually matters

Upon review, perhaps you thought I was calling Jared holt an idiot. I was actually calling the shooter, that perhaps got trolled into doing this by communities of assholes, a fucking idiot. Cheers dawg

someone helped him write his manifesto. huh. ok then.

someone helped him write his manifesto. huh. ok then.

Is it wrong that I’m pleased that at least one young person has grasped how important it is to have a good editor?

Apparently four cops shot in SA at John Hagee’s Cornerstone Church. News up here in Dallas doesn’t have much more than that. Said they were responding to a suicide attempt? Gunman is barricaded and SWAT is on hand.

6 minutes ago, Nivek said:

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Naah.  Just the opposite.  This isn't America in distress.  This is America purring along, functioning EXACTLY as designed and intended.

When you take action after action, and inaction after inaction, that will clearly lead to a certain result, you cannot call that result a malfunction.  It is the intended goal.  Mission accomplished.

9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

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To echo Brisket, your avatar reflect me your personal opinion. A large chunk of your fellow citizens think we are headed in the direction of American greatness fueled by white Christian nationalism. They could not be happier or more enthused about what they perceive to be the dawn of a new era.

If it wasn't for the surl, I would not have heard about either of these two incidents. 

46 minutes ago, royiv said:

To echo Brisket, your avatar reflect me your personal opinion. A large chunk of your fellow citizens think we are headed in the direction of American greatness fueled by white Christian nationalism. They could not be happier or more enthused about what they perceive to be the dawn of a new era.

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Fucking wild, the Antioch High shooter was a no-shit black white supremacist

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/purported-writings-from-antioch-high-school-shooter-show-his-plans-thoughts-before-death

In one of his first sentences, Henderson wrote he "was ashamed to be Black." He was anti-Semitic in his writings and posted a flyer from the Goyim Defense League, which is a neo-Nazi white supremacy group that visited Nashville this summer.

Henderson said he was inspired by Candance Owens, a conservative Black pundit who previously called Nashville home.

"Candance Owens influenced me above all each time she spoke," Henderson wrote.

His writings showed that he had been thinking about violence for a few months. He wrote his final remarks on Nov. 18.

"I was so miserable. I wanted to kill myself. I just couldn't take anymore. I am a worthless subhuman, a living breathing disgrace. All my (in real life) friends outgrew me act like they didn't f—ing know me. Being me was so f—ing humiliating. That's why I spend all day dissociating."

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10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Fucking wild, the Antioch High shooter was a no-shit black white supremacist

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/purported-writings-from-antioch-high-school-shooter-show-his-plans-thoughts-before-death

In one of his first sentences, Henderson wrote he "was ashamed to be Black." He was anti-Semitic in his writings and posted a flyer from the Goyim Defense League, which is a neo-Nazi white supremacy group that visited Nashville this summer.

Henderson said he was inspired by Candance Owens, a conservative Black pundit who previously called Nashville home.

"Candance Owens influenced me above all each time she spoke," Henderson wrote.

His writings showed that he had been thinking about violence for a few months. He wrote his final remarks on Nov. 18.

"I was so miserable. I wanted to kill myself. I just couldn't take anymore. I am a worthless subhuman, a living breathing disgrace. All my (in real life) friends outgrew me act like they didn't f—ing know me. Being me was so f—ing humiliating. That's why I spend all day dissociating."

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Clayton Bigsby level commitment from this dipshit ...

 

18 hours ago, B00M said:

I’m contact with other mass shooters? These must be all the ones that got away with it and then discuss it on the internet. What a fucking idiot. 

“Henderson's social media presence also shows he may have been in contact with 15-year-old Natalie Rupnow, who opened fire at the Abundant Life Christian School in Madison, Wisconsin, last month, according to law enforcement sources.”

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4 hours ago, Captainant said:

Fucking wild, the Antioch High shooter was a no-shit black white supremacist

Reminds me of Dorthy Thompson explaining how she knew Jews that would easily go full nazi. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Reminds me of Dorthy Thompson explaining how she knew Jews that would easily go full nazi. 

Never underestimate the allure of the in-group.

4 hours ago, Captainant said:

Fucking wild, the Antioch High shooter was a no-shit black white supremacist

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/newschannel-5-investigates/purported-writings-from-antioch-high-school-shooter-show-his-plans-thoughts-before-death

In one of his first sentences, Henderson wrote he "was ashamed to be Black." He was anti-Semitic in his writings and posted a flyer from the Goyim Defense League, which is a neo-Nazi white supremacy group that visited Nashville this summer.

Henderson said he was inspired by Candance Owens, a conservative Black pundit who previously called Nashville home.

"Candance Owens influenced me above all each time she spoke," Henderson wrote.

His writings showed that he had been thinking about violence for a few months. He wrote his final remarks on Nov. 18.

"I was so miserable. I wanted to kill myself. I just couldn't take anymore. I am a worthless subhuman, a living breathing disgrace. All my (in real life) friends outgrew me act like they didn't f—ing know me. Being me was so f—ing humiliating. That's why I spend all day dissociating."

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human brains are weird. these kind of stories require me to recall the below photo to stay remotely sane.

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22 hours ago, C-Man said:

Said they were responding to a suicide attempt

I think in that situation I’m going to let the dude be (or not be)

20 hours ago, Captainant said:

I am a worthless subhuman, a living breathing disgrace.

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Well except for the breathing part.  That's been taken care of.

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3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Two shooters, according to that link. One dead; one in custody.

Maybe I should read my own links. 🤦‍♂️

21 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Two shooters, according to that link. One dead; one in custody.

Not a local news source. There’s also almost never 2 shooters, but every mass shooting starts out with it being reported as such

updates to this thread don't even move the needle anymore lol

7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

updates to this thread don't even move the needle anymore lol

Gotta wait and see if one of the victims was a white teenager, stabbed by a Black kid at a track meet, first. If so, sit back and watch it grow to 18 pages.

That is the *only* injustice in America worthy of passionate discussion, happening in the news these days.

Police saying at least 6 injured, confirm there was only one shooter, who is in custody.

Shooter ID'ed as Phoenix Eichman (sp???), 20-year-old son of a Leon (Tallahassee) County sheriff deputy.

One of the weapons found at scene was one of the deputy's.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Gotta wait and see if one of the victims was a white teenager, stabbed by a Black kid at a track meet, first. If so, sit back and watch it grow to 18 pages.

That is the *only* injustice in America worthy of passionate discussion, happening in the news these days.

The shooter has been identified as a member of MS-13.

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Listening to the FSU press conference where the officials are praising the response by the university and local law enforcement. I can't help but recall Gov. Abbott heaping the exact same praise on Uvalde ISD and local police as well as the DPS troops immediately following that tragedy. Then of course we later learn that they actually did worse than nothing.

Another victim of Greg Abbott's reign will be even less trust in public officials' statements.

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Shooter ID'ed as Phoenix Eichman (sp???), 20-year-old son of a Leon (Tallahassee) County sheriff deputy.

One of the weapons found at scene was one of the deputy's.

It’s Ikner. Possible instagram

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2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Gotta wait and see if one of the victims was a white teenager, stabbed by a Black kid at a track meet, first. If so, sit back and watch it grow to 18 pages.

That is the *only* injustice in America worthy of passionate discussion, happening in the news these days.

Which is amazing considering the stats of how common black on white violent crime is. 

54 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s Ikner. Possible instagram

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Ahhh…he had thoughts and prayers on his side. Nothing we could’ve done. 

You know shits fucked when the Dallas school shooting isn’t even in here

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You know shits fucked when the Dallas school shooting isn’t even in here

 

6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You know shits fucked when the Dallas school shooting isn’t even in here

Mass Shootings that don’t end in death get a “meh.” We’re in Texas.

This Ikner guy was probably just trying to shoot some freedom seeds down range

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1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Which is amazing considering the stats of how common black on white violent crime is. 

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