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#3351
Just now, Ted Lange said:

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He wanted to give happy endings at an Asian massage parlor?

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#3355

Gee, I can't possibly fathom where this young man might spend his time online.  It boggles the mind.  

#3356
33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Someone who didn't get a happy ending? or psychotic Trump supporter (pardon the redundancy) seeking revenge for the Jyna flu and Jyna getting Biden elected?

Looking like the latter...

#3357
1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hate to jump to any conclusions on this one but I would not be shocked if incel. 

Incel?  That dude regularly has relations with the animals on his farm!

#3360
51 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

8 dead now at 3 different locations.

Pandemic easing up so back to public mass shootings!

Unfortunately, I believe you are right.  Been wondering how long it would take. 

#3365

terrorists commit terrorism. its as if they are trying to tell us something

here's tom with the weather

RIP to the poor folks who lost their lives. and the rest with now ruined lives. awful. 

#3366

I'm thinking someone giggled at his micro peen and neckbeard got all chapped about it.  It is sad but that would make more sense than just rando killing of Asians. If this fucker went white boy jihad on Asians because "China Virus" Trump BS then I hope some ninja warriors decide to take the fat fuck out. 

#3367
12 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm thinking someone giggled at his micro peen and neckbeard got all chapped about it.   

And then he visited two more massage parlors to carry out his crime of passion? 

This feels more like El Paso.

#3368

Were all three parlors/spas owned/staffed by Asian folks?  

#3369
19 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm thinking someone giggled at his micro peen and neckbeard got all chapped about it.  It is sad but that would make more sense than just rando killing of Asians. If this fucker went white boy jihad on Asians because "China Virus" Trump BS then I hope some ninja warriors decide to take the fat fuck out. 

Asians are the new popular target of the Trump bois.

#3371

More will be reported and investigated by legit news, but some internet sleuths had noted there was an elder Robert Long (aged 74) who passed away last year and had a grandson named Robert Long listed as a survivor. Don’t remember if it was noted that he died of COVID, and it’s just random internet speculation, but perhaps an igniter to his rage. Looking for someone to blame and as @NorthLoop said, Asians have been targeted throughout the pandemic. 

#3373

Taking a glance at the primary voting record of Mr. Long in Georgia.  Big shock who he voted for in 2020.  His manifest should be released by the time that beard comes in for shower season.

#3374
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Taking a glance at the primary voting record of Mr. Long in Georgia.  Big shock who he voted for in 2020.  His manifest should be released by the time that beard comes in for shower season.

So like, never?

#3377
8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Probably should look to see if they can match a photo in the capitol. 

Need to run him against every database.  There's no national database?  Better get to work.

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#3380
What kind of incel shoots up sketchy massage parlors?   Those places were your only hope, weird beard.

$100 he got rejected by an employee and decided all “girls like her” had to pay.
#3382

Now I’m wondering if he was like the Comet Pizza shooter and thought he was going after “human traffickers”.

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#3388
8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Now I’m wondering if he was like the Comet Pizza shooter and thought he was going after “human traffickers”.

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#3389
7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Crabapple First Baptist Church....sheeeit. 

Made their website private. Such are the times in which we live.

#3390
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"Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God. This pretty much sums up my life. It's a pretty good life," read the tagline on an Instagram account that appeared to belong to Long.

Gotta agree with him there on the pizza ranking.

#3391
10 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Gotta agree with him there on the pizza ranking.

Avatar checks out.

#3394
10 hours ago, Blotto said:

sweet pube beard.

Wrap those shoulder straps around your head mfer, your brains are leaking out.  At least you won't be tried as a juvenile.  Happy LI

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#3395
42 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Gotta agree with him there on the pizza ranking.

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