June 2, 20187 yr Here's a few to get you started...and remember: 5, 7, 5 aggy in Austin bubbles blowing, overalls drunk David Ash taunts yells of whoop, gig'em then "pooooor aggies" fills the air "furk" is all they say aggy tears will flow after beatdown from Longhorns pray for sheep tonight
June 2, 20187 yr No haiku but for the record: aggy is our bitch, before during and after the first pitch. aggy can suck my dick, just like the did after Tuckers kick. We win by walk off or possibly bunt, whichever way aggy is a beta cunt.
June 2, 20187 yr Get to squash aggy On the road to Omaha Cant beat that, go horns! Edited June 2, 20187 yr by Etexhorn13
June 2, 20187 yr Drunk David Ash says: aggy will suck it today. He is never wrong. Edited June 2, 20187 yr by zork
June 2, 20187 yr Your bubble machine goes out to pasture tonight to sleep with your ewe Edited June 2, 20187 yr by Gut Wagon
June 3, 20187 yr Poor aggy catcherTakes 3 pitches to the nutsOne sheep spared tonightEmbarrassing lossOh wait, this is A&MWe all know they suck
June 3, 20187 yr "Poor Aggy" fills the Disch-Falk air. Seems like old times. Still glad they left, though.
June 3, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Continental Op said: Haikus have more lines Than Texas A&M has Wins in Omaha This needs to be on a poster that makes it on air somewhere
June 3, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Continental Op said: Haikus have more lines Than Texas A&M has Wins in Omaha THAT is how you do it.
June 3, 20187 yr Kody hit two bombs Put aggy on life support Hoosiers pull the plug SEC disowns When aggy season's ended By a Big 10 school Then where will you go? Might be competitive in Conf'rence USA But they'll hate you, too Like everyone always does It's not us, it's you
June 3, 20187 yr Easy pop-up flyThree infielders fuck it upClemens gets a hitA&M baseballOmaha is a pipe dreamGo back to your sheep
June 3, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, immortal13 said: Somebody please include about the logpile. It's been long enough Hence my comment here, as my haiku was deleted: Quote There appears to have been a little moderatin' overnight . . . lulz
June 3, 20187 yr Just now, jimmyjazz said: Hence my comment here, as my haiku was deleted: Boo. It's been long enough. I would do it, but I have no poetry skillz
June 3, 20187 yr It was great to see aggy fans sitting next to the real fans in the Lone Star State, just giddy to be back in Austin for a pounding to a superior Longhorn squad...
June 3, 20187 yr Dead as the ashes Of a great mighty bonfire So many years ago Now dark and cold as the aggys Hope of a super regional
June 3, 20187 yr Who will clean this mess? aggy tears are corrosive with no bubbles here. Edited June 3, 20187 yr by Walden Ponderer
June 3, 20187 yr Author 9-0 first inning? hey aggy, Hoosier daddy? damn, you really suck Edited June 3, 20187 yr by Art Vandelay
June 4, 20187 yr It doesn't matterHow many ways you slice itaggy season doneLonghorns moving onSheep fuckers are staying homeNext stop: Omaha
June 4, 20187 yr Aggys on a rollFriends in austin scared like sheepStation was litBut Ol army called to warBackups valiantly fightCalled the mustardRan out of timeYet never gave up the fightGoodnight sweet sheep, goodnightSent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro
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