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#1

Here's a few to get you started...and remember: 5, 7, 5

 

aggy in Austin

bubbles blowing, overalls

drunk David Ash taunts


yells of whoop, gig'em

then "pooooor aggies" fills the air

"furk" is all they say

 

aggy tears will flow

after beatdown from Longhorns

pray for sheep tonight

#3

No haiku but for the record:

 

aggy is our bitch, before during and after the first pitch.

aggy can suck my dick, just like the did after Tuckers kick.

We win by walk off or possibly bunt, whichever way aggy is a beta cunt.

#6

 

Drunk David Ash says:

aggy will suck it today.

He is never wrong.

Edited by zork

#12

Your bubble machine

goes out to pasture tonight

to sleep with your ewe

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Gut Wagon

#15

Poor aggy catcher
Takes 3 pitches to the nuts
One sheep spared tonight

Embarrassing loss
Oh wait, this is A&M
We all know they suck

#17

Fucking sheep all night
Makes it hard to play baseball
Ran out of innings

#19

You knew it was so. 

It is so each stinking time. 

Most of all-fuck aggy.

#25
9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Haikus have more lines

Than Texas A&M has 

Wins in Omaha

This needs to be on a poster that makes it on air somewhere

#28

Kody hit two bombs

Put aggy on life support

Hoosiers pull the plug

 

SEC disowns

When aggy season's ended

By a Big 10 school

 

Then where will you go?

Might be competitive in

Conf'rence USA

 

But they'll hate you, too

Like everyone always does

It's not us, it's you

#30

Easy pop-up fly
Three infielders fuck it up
Clemens gets a hit

A&M baseball
Omaha is a pipe dream
Go back to your sheep

#33
1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

Somebody please include about the logpile. It's been long enough

Hence my comment here, as my haiku was deleted:

Quote

There appears to have been a little moderatin' overnight . . . lulz

 

#34
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Hence my comment here, as my haiku was deleted:

 

Boo. It's been long enough. I would do it, but I have no poetry skillz

#37

It was great to see aggy fans sitting next to the real fans in the Lone Star State, just giddy to be back in Austin for a pounding to a superior Longhorn squad...

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#48

It doesn't matter
How many ways you slice it
aggy season done

Longhorns moving on
Sheep fuckers are staying home
Next stop: Omaha

#49

Never was a doubt

Childress is a top 10 corch

In the SEC

#50

Aggys on a roll
Friends in austin scared like sheep
Station was lit
But Ol army called to war
Backups valiantly fight
Called the mustard
Ran out of time
Yet never gave up the fight

Goodnight sweet sheep, goodnight



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