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Sips paid all the umps

Then Roid Boy hogged the broadcast

Aggy’s jar runneth over

45 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sips paid all the umps

Then Roid Boy hogged the broadcast

Aggy’s jar runneth over

Lmao the last line got me

motivate motivate

motivate motivate motivate

poooooor aggies

Regional action,

was completed in Austin.

aggy finished third.

 

9 runs in the first,

is what aggy gave up to

B1G Indiana.

 

Eliminated.

Aggy sad while Sheep fearful

in College station.

 

 

 

Indiana took,

aggy behind the woodshed.

Fucked like Station sheep.

aggy will aggy

End their season with nothing

Like all other years

Seventy eight years
And no first place finishes
There's always next year

Texas wins bracket

Texags butthurt runs over

All is good and just

Took SEConds for 9 spot

Lassie TUrned over in her cold grave

Furkin SIPS did it again

 

Kody set the tone early 

Aggy not allowed to blow their bubbles 

This is our fucking house!

What the fuck people.

Haikus aren't really that hard.

It's Five. Seven. Five.

1 hour ago, CowtownHorn said:

Kody set the tone early 

Aggy not allowed to blow their bubbles 

This is our fucking house!

The rare haiku trifuckta!  Yes!

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

SEC baseball

Is always overrated

But it's still funny

Regional Teams in?

Six SEC Teams made it

Three CWS Locks

"We got three teams in!

Big dumpster fire just two!"

Aggy rides coattails

Edited by elfenix

Love on the Bravos

While those sips are driving north

Baby ewe're the best

 

 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Game of Thrones is good

aggy cult destroyed in fire

Good fucking riddance

Edited by slorch

Back to Omaha

March Kody and the Longhorns.

Suck our dicks, aggy.

Defensive gata

Woefully out of place here

We'll kick your ass soon

Sabres drawn and swung 

Death to the sip infidels 

But no contact made

 

 

 

2 Omaha wins,
in your entire existence?
HaHaHaHaHa!

Horns are back home in

Omaha where they belong

Poooooo-oooooooo-ooooooor aggy

Deceased doggie fans 

Eternally world’s greatest

Little man syndrome 

Some scream 'bus driver'.

Or deposit in jizz jars,

Loud S E C cry

But out of innings

Remora like, they press on

Lips on better's rears

Ags are a disgrace

To the people of Texas

All the livelong day.

 

Calling on Gabriel

To eliminate them all.

Fuck, blow them away!

  • 2 weeks later...

Kilkenny started against us and went 4 inn in the Regional and need for tj surgery noted in Rockies' physical.      Have to wonder at what point in the season he experienced issues and whether he received a proper exam.

 

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Supplemental 2nd-rder Mitchell Kilkenny signs w/@Rockies for $550k. Texas A&M RHP, physical revealed need for TJ surgery (he had it Monday), @MLBDraft rules state Rockies had to offer 40% of pick value to get compensation if he didn't sign, he got 70% of pick 76 value ($787,200).

10 minutes ago, torre said:

Kilkenny started against us and went 4 inn in the Regional and need for tj surgery noted in Rockies' physical.      Have to wonder at what point in the season he experienced issues and whether he received a proper exam.

 

Jim Callis‏Verified account @jimcallisMLB

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Supplemental 2nd-rder Mitchell Kilkenny signs w/@Rockies for $550k. Texas A&M RHP, physical revealed need for TJ surgery (he had it Monday), @MLBDraft rules state Rockies had to offer 40% of pick value to get compensation if he didn't sign, he got 70% of pick 76 value ($787,200).

This is the worst haiku ever.

Bad haiku but still

Not as crappy as aggy

Treats player like sheep

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