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Ana de Armas stars in "Blonde," a NC-17 depiction of Marilyn Monroe's life on Netflix

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Dominik added that “Blonde is “a demanding movie. If the audience doesn’t like it, that’s the fucking audience’s problem. It’s not running for public office.”

Dominik added about the film: “There’s something in it to offend everyone.”

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Big words. Hope it lives up to it. 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Ana de Armas + NC-17 = IN!

Exactly my thoughts.

they should have just titled it that.
She's one of the sexiest women alive.

I hear the plot is actually pretty good. 

44 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

For the first 15 minutes I thought it was really good and really engaging, but then all of the sudden I just lost interest completely.

Minutes, seconds.  Potato, potahto

On 6/16/2022 at 4:10 PM, ztejas said:

I hear the plot is actually pretty good. 

 

It should be pretty cool to see guys in the morgue fuck her dead body.  

 

 

 

Let's move this to a different category and get some of those NC-17 pics posted

16 hours ago, deadshank said:

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lulz. I want to know this category. 

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I would buy Ana a nice seafood dinner.

Should be a quality flick. Plus: Boobs! (And more!)

I recall several years ago there was an HBO movie called “Norma Jean and Marylin” about her…. Ashley Judd played her as “Norma Jean” and Mira Sorvino played her as Marylin. It was quite good, but no boobs.

18 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

It should be pretty cool to see guys in the morgue fuck her dead body.  

 

 

 

Wait what

3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Should be a quality flick. Plus: Boobs! (And more!)

I recall several years ago there was an HBO movie called “Norma Jean and Marylin” about her…. Ashley Judd played her as “Norma Jean” and Mira Sorvino played her as Marylin. It was quite good, but no boobs.

There was most certainly some Ashley Judd boobage in that. My 16 year old self hasn’t forgotten. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

There was most certainly some Ashley Judd boobage in that. My 16 year old self hasn’t forgotten. 

Oh shit how could I forget that???

When I was a teenager my friends and I called the NC-17 sticker on movies the seal of approval.

22 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

When I was a teenager my friends and I called the NC-17 sticker on movies the seal of approval.

Dangit.  I'm sitting next to Armybrat.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

There was most certainly some Ashley Judd boobage in that. My 16 year old self hasn’t forgotten. 

There was also Mira Sorvino boobs in it, which I thought were nicer than Ashley’s. Ashley did the Playboy shoot as Norma Jean. Mira showed hers before she died.
8 hours ago, TOR said:

I would buy Ana a nice seafood dinner.

Shit I’d call her again

37 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Mira showed hers before she died.

when did she die?

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


There was also Mira Sorvino boobs in it, which I thought were nicer than Ashley’s. Ashley did the Playboy shoot as Norma Jean. Mira showed hers before she died.

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

when did she die?

wait what?!?

Here's the thing about Mira Sorvino.

 

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10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I never noticed Marilyn had a Cuban accent

She was working for Castro to feed info to the soviets. 
 

actually that might be a fun alternate reality movie to make. 

12 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


There was also Mira Sorvino boobs in it, which I thought were nicer than Ashley’s. Ashley did the Playboy shoot as Norma Jean. Mira showed hers before she died.

My teenage self says maybe in GQ too…?  

On 6/17/2022 at 5:08 PM, DDD Dad said:

And to think Ben Affleck got tired of her shit to hook back up with...J-Lo.

J-Lo looking pretty good these days too

Ana de Armas shows it all in that Deep Water movie with Ben Affleck.

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

On 6/16/2022 at 10:04 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Most beautiful woman on planet Earth:

1a.  Elizabeth Hurley

1b.  Ana de Armas

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I’d like to add one Sienna Miller and one Kate Beckinsale. But yes AdA makes my pants go crazy. 

On 6/17/2022 at 5:08 PM, DDD Dad said:

And to think Ben Affleck got tired of her shit to hook back up with...J-Lo.

J-Lo in her prime doesn’t hold a candle to Ana. 

  • 2 weeks later...

I wonder if they'll explore some of the rumored Marilyn girl on girl trysts? 

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On 6/18/2022 at 8:45 PM, hobbes2702 said:

Shit I’d call her again

I'd ask if she wanted to go out. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex. 

On 6/20/2022 at 9:36 PM, Porterhouse said:

J-Lo in her prime doesn’t hold a candle to Ana. 

Incorrect. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd ask if she wanted to go out. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex. 

Incorrect. 

You’re a fucking idiot. AdA is MUCH hotter. The colored eyed Latina is about as good as it gets and she is gorgeous. Lopez has nothing on her. SMU loser. 

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18 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'd ask if she wanted to go out. Have some chicken. Maybe some sex. 

Incorrect. 

Ana De Armas blows J-Lo away IMO.

I'm still trying to figure out why this is NC-17. Not complaining BTW. But it says "Some Sexual Content" at the end of the trailer -- is that enough to necessitate a NC-17 rating for a movie about MM? This isn't Boogie Nights that we're talking about here -- and that was only R.

Probably NC-17 because people are smoking. 

18 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

You’re a fucking idiot. AdA is MUCH hotter. The colored eyed Latina is about as good as it gets and she is gorgeous. Lopez has nothing on her. SMU loser. 

"colored eye..."

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