July 29, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: "colored eye..." “Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored-eye Latina who went to heaven?” ”that’s a doozy Judge.”
September 9, 20223 yr Author https://deadline.com/2022/09/blonde-review-ana-de-armas-marilyn-monroe-movie-andrew-dominik-netflix-1235111307/ 14-minute standing ovation in Venice: https://variety.com/2022/film/news/blonde-ana-de-armas-standing-ovation-venice-nc-17-marilyn-monroe-1235337816/
September 9, 20223 yr I asked the owner of the first company I worked for out of college what were keys to starting a business. “First, you gotta have a good colored eye…”. I wonder how this Marilyn movie turns out in the end. Of course it was Bobby Kennedy that had her murdered, but who administered the phenobarbital suppository? Peter Lawford? The shrink? The housekeeper? Certainly they won’t show the usual chugging champagne and nembutals?
September 9, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, C-Man said: https://deadline.com/2022/09/blonde-review-ana-de-armas-marilyn-monroe-movie-andrew-dominik-netflix-1235111307/ 14-minute standing ovation in Venice: https://variety.com/2022/film/news/blonde-ana-de-armas-standing-ovation-venice-nc-17-marilyn-monroe-1235337816/ Because boobs? I'll allow it.
September 9, 20223 yr Love, Both Blue is the Warmest Color and 365 Days are/were in Netflix and none got NC17 ratings. So what exactly does it take to get over that hump to get that rating? Blue had pretty long scenes with lots of boobs and faces all the way up asses, and Love I think showed an “artistic” money shot at the end of one sex scene if I remember right.
September 10, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, UT_OB1 said: Love, Both Blue is the Warmest Color and 365 Days are/were in Netflix and none got NC17 ratings. So what exactly does it take to get over that hump to get that rating? Blue had pretty long scenes with lots of boobs and faces all the way up asses, and Love I think showed an “artistic” money shot at the end of one sex scene if I remember right. Those were foreign films and weren’t rated by the mpaa. Nymphomaniac was also on Netflix.
September 29, 20223 yr This movie is garbage. Like a film student desperately trying to pass his final exam by throwing every trick in the book on screen, yet unable to render anything more than a superficial, one dimensional story. As shallow as you can imagine. It’s not interesting, it’s not entertaining, and despite being singularly focused on her sex life and male desire (for lack of a better word), it’s not hot in the least. I can’t believe this same guy directed The Assassination of Jesse James. Just google the tit pics and save yourself the 3 hours of torture.
September 29, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: This movie is garbage. Like a film student desperately trying to pass his final exam by throwing every trick in the book on screen, yet unable to render anything more than a superficial, one dimensional story. As shallow as you can imagine. It’s not interesting, it’s not entertaining, and despite being singularly focused on her sex life and male desire (for lack of a better word), it’s not hot in the least. I can’t believe this same guy directed The Assassination of Jesse James. Just google the tit pics and save yourself the 3 hours of torture. It is everything you said. I thought it was just starting slow. My wife didn’t even get the color and B&W changes. The whole thing felt forced and lame. They made her so much less hot than she is somehow. It’s fucking criminal.
September 29, 20223 yr 27 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: This movie is garbage. Like a film student desperately trying to pass his final exam by throwing every trick in the book on screen, yet unable to render anything more than a superficial, one dimensional story. As shallow as you can imagine. It’s not interesting, it’s not entertaining, and despite being singularly focused on her sex life and male desire (for lack of a better word), it’s not hot in the least. I can’t believe this same guy directed The Assassination of Jesse James. Just google the tit pics and save yourself the 3 hours of torture. Yeah, but tell us about the tits, man.
September 29, 20223 yr On 9/9/2022 at 8:06 AM, Texzilla58 said: but who administered the phenobarbital suppository? Peter Lawford? The shrink? The housekeeper? That's like asking if it was Wagner or Walken who got angry when their balls touched and Natalie laughed and then threw her overboard later on.
September 29, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: Just google the tit pics and save yourself the 3 hours of torture. Thx, I googled the tit pics.
September 29, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said: This movie is garbage. Like a film student desperately trying to pass his final exam by throwing every trick in the book on screen, yet unable to render anything more than a superficial, one dimensional story. As shallow as you can imagine. It’s not interesting, it’s not entertaining, and despite being singularly focused on her sex life and male desire (for lack of a better word), it’s not hot in the least. Pretty much sums it up. The people at the Venice Film Festival who reportedly gave it a 14-minute standing ovation must really be starved for good entertainment. And I understand the (limited) liberties that are can be taken with these type films but there was a good deal of time spent on the threesome thing. Unfortunately, it was a good deal of time spent on something that never happened.
September 29, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, Wally Pryor said: Pretty much sums it up. The people at the Venice Film Festival who reportedly gave it a 14-minute standing ovation must really be starved for good entertainment. And I understand the (limited) liberties that are can be taken with these type films but there was a good deal of time spent on the threesome thing. Unfortunately, it was a good deal of time spent on something that never happened. Wait... threesome thing? Do you have a timestamp?
September 29, 20223 yr I’ve heard tits, threesome, Marilyn Monroe and Ana De Armas and you’re telling me, I shouldn’t watch this movie? What are things I didn’t expect to read on Surly today?
September 29, 20223 yr 27 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said: I’ve heard tits, threesome, Marilyn Monroe and Ana De Armas and you’re telling me, I shouldn’t watch this movie? What are things I didn’t expect to read on Surly today? Right? I can't imagine how somebody could fuck that combination up. I'm now more tempted to watch it, just to see how it could be done. Who directed this thing, Pete Kwiatkowski?
September 29, 20223 yr Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said: Right? I can't imagine how somebody could fuck that combination up. I'm now more tempted to watch it, just to see how it could be done. Who directed this thing, Pete Kwiatkowski? It's worse than Texas defense by a wide margin.
September 29, 20223 yr 44 minutes ago, Augustus said: Wait... threesome thing? Do you have a timestamp? Don’t waste your time.
September 29, 20223 yr Yeah, 2 dudes. Sorry to get anyone's hopes up. But disappointment is a running theme with this joke of a movie.
September 29, 20223 yr On 9/9/2022 at 8:06 AM, Texzilla58 said: nembutal numbs it all . . . but I prefer . . . alcohooooooooollllll
September 29, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I believe it's an MFM threesome, so there are probably swords being crossed 1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said: numbs it all . . . but I prefer . . . alcohooooooooollllll Great song.
September 29, 20223 yr I haven’t seen it, but it appears the NYT agrees with Woodcock and Imma Given all the indignities and horrors that Marilyn Monroe endured during her 36 years — her family tragedies, paternal absence, maternal abuse, time in an orphanage, time in foster homes, spells of poverty, unworthy film roles, insults about her intelligence, struggles with mental illness, problems with substance abuse, sexual assault, the slavering attention of insatiable fans — it is a relief that she didn’t have to suffer through the vulgarities of “Blonde,” the latest necrophiliac entertainment to exploit her. Edited September 29, 20223 yr by Vito Andolini
September 30, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Augustus said: Wait... threesome thing? Do you have a timestamp? Not worth it....If looking for a trifecta, they really liked to give you a multiple dose of abortion scenes. 9 hours ago, hornmpa96 said: I’ve heard tits, threesome, Marilyn Monroe and Ana De Armas and you’re telling me, I shouldn’t watch this movie? Do yourself a favor and take the advice of not watching. See below. 9 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Right? I can't imagine how somebody could fuck that combination up. I'm now more tempted to watch it, just to see how it could be done. Who directed this thing, Pete Kwiatkowski? You've been warned by others... Long and depressing. Better off taking a hammer and smashing your thumbs, repeatedly. Or just watch Pete's defensive scheme of bend and break.
September 30, 20223 yr I knew it was gonna be shitty from the trailer. There was nothing interesting about it to me. I'm always confounded by people that get so excited about seeing someone naked during a movie. That's what the fuck porn is for. I wanna be entertained, not turned on. If i wanted to be turned on, i would watch porn. Not to say nudity in a movie or show can't be good or tasteful, but it's far from being *the reason* that you should watch or be interested in something. Edited September 30, 20223 yr by Pam Cummings
September 30, 20223 yr I may have to watch this simply because of how bad everyone's saying it is. It's fun to watch a film, occasionally, Mystery Science Theater style.
September 30, 20223 yr On 9/28/2022 at 9:39 PM, Reynolds Woodcock said: I can’t believe this same guy directed The Assassination of Jesse James. As much as I like that movie, it isn't exactly an example of tight storytelling. I will not be seeing Blonde.
October 3, 20223 yr I can’t believe there is a NC-17 movie with Ana de Armas in it that I have no interest in seeing, but here we are. It helps that she gets naked all the time already. And frankly I don’t know how she could get hotter than she was in the last Bond.
October 3, 20223 yr On 9/29/2022 at 12:58 AM, atomheartbevo said: That's like asking if it was Wagner or Walken who got angry when their balls touched and Natalie laughed and then threw her overboard later on. Too soon, bro.
October 3, 20223 yr On 9/29/2022 at 2:29 PM, Wally Pryor said: Pretty much sums it up. The people at the Venice Film Festival who reportedly gave it a 14-minute standing ovation must really be starved for good entertainment.
October 4, 20223 yr It’s basically FUNNY GAMES, but with Marilyn Monroe. A deeply, deeply, deeply unpleasant watch.
October 4, 20223 yr On 9/30/2022 at 8:13 AM, Pam Cummings said: I knew it was gonna be shitty from the trailer. There was nothing interesting about it to me. I'm always confounded by people that get so excited about seeing someone naked during a movie. That's what the fuck porn is for. I wanna be entertained, not turned on. If i wanted to be turned on, i would watch porn. Not to say nudity in a movie or show can't be good or tasteful, but it's far from being *the reason* that you should watch or be interested in something. Oh come on. It's the mystery that makes it appealing. Are there thousands of porn stars with better bodies than Jennifer Anniston? Yes, but it doesn't mean I'm not intrigued to see her nekkid.
October 4, 20223 yr On 6/18/2022 at 11:32 AM, futureman said: lulz. I want to know this category. "Things that are awesome"
September 29, 20232 yr On 9/29/2022 at 11:25 PM, BillyGoatHill said: Not worth it....If looking for a trifecta, they really liked to give you a multiple dose of abortion scenes. Do yourself a favor and take the advice of not watching. See below. You've been warned by others... Long and depressing. Better off taking a hammer and smashing your thumbs, repeatedly. Or just watch Pete's defensive scheme of bend and break. On 9/29/2022 at 2:16 PM, immamac said: It's worse than Texas defense by a wide margin. On 9/29/2022 at 2:16 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said: Right? I can't imagine how somebody could fuck that combination up. I'm now more tempted to watch it, just to see how it could be done. Who directed this thing, Pete Kwiatkowski? I think some of you owe PK an apology!
September 29, 20232 yr On 6/16/2022 at 4:10 PM, ztejas said: I hear the plot is actually pretty good. Does JFK fix the cable?
September 29, 20232 yr On 9/9/2022 at 7:45 AM, UT_OB1 said: Blue had pretty long scenes with lots of boobs and faces all the way up asses, Blue had straight up porn scenes. Sex scenes that served no real purpose to the story other than, "Look at these hot chicks fucking for the next ten minutes." Which is fine because the story was ass.
September 29, 20232 yr On 9/29/2022 at 12:16 PM, immamac said: 27 minutes ago, 'stache said: Does JFK fix the cable? don't be fatuous, 'stache
September 29, 20232 yr On 9/29/2022 at 12:16 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said: Right? I can't imagine how somebody could fuck that combination up. I'm now more tempted to watch it, just to see how it could be done. Who directed this thing, Pete Kwiatkowski? On 9/29/2022 at 12:16 PM, immamac said: It's worse than Texas defense by a wide margin. these quotes aged ... poorly
September 29, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Rimbo said: Blue had straight up porn scenes. Sex scenes that served no real purpose to the story other than, "Look at these hot chicks fucking for the next ten minutes." Which is fine because the story was ass. Pretty sure Love was straight up porn too. and there was a story?
September 29, 20232 yr Author 11 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said: Pretty sure Love was straight up porn too. and there was a story? Naturally, I got curious and went looking for the scene y'all were discussing above. Overhead ceiling camera of hange-induced money shot. So, basically porn. Hey, I'm all for it. There's also the not-simulated BJ scene with Chloe Sevigny from Brown Bunny. No money shot (visible anyway) there, though.
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