June 20, 20223 yr Popular Post If I had a young child, say 12 or 13, I'd feel better about them hanging around a gay bar than I would them going to any church. Edited June 20, 20223 yr by Gil Bang
June 20, 20223 yr Popular Post 6 hours ago, Gil Bang said: If I had a young child, say 12 or 13, I'd feel better about them hanging around a gay bar than I would them going to any church. you sound like a good dad. and smart, too.
June 20, 20223 yr Sounds like the whole "Witness" thing was their downfall. Gonna have to rebrand and start over if they want to stay out of prison.
June 20, 20223 yr I've always felt a little weird about the JW types. Haven't had any door knockers in several years, but in the past, if you knew they were in the neighborhood and you saw JW's coming up to the door, and took off all of your clothes and greeted them, 9 times out of 10 they'd happily come in and visit with you, and things could get a little...weird....and they'd end up there for hours, which was the opposite of what you were intending with the removal of your clothes.. Mormons? 8 out of 10 times they'd bail as soon as the door was even partially open, if they saw you had your clothes off.
June 20, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Captainant said: I wonder when @workswithseed will drop by to wail about groomers Have they let the patriot front members out of jail already?
June 20, 20223 yr 55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: I've always felt a little weird about the JW types. Haven't had any door knockers in several years, but in the past, if you knew they were in the neighborhood and you saw JW's coming up to the door, and took off all of your clothes and greeted them, 9 times out of 10 they'd happily come in and visit with you, and things could get a little...weird....and they'd end up there for hours, which was the opposite of what you were intending with the removal of your clothes.. Mormons? 8 out of 10 times they'd bail as soon as the door was even partially open, if they saw you had your clothes off. You start off by saying you feel weird about JW’s, then discuss talking off your clothes for different denominations.
June 20, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, South Austin said: You start off by saying you feel weird about JW’s, then discuss talking off your clothes for different denominations. See, I'm egalitarian. I take off all my clothes for door-knockers of ALL denominations. And Greenpeace. And the neighborhood association. And UPS. But not the Girl Scouts selling cookies. I'm not a savage.
June 20, 20223 yr 35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: See, I'm egalitarian. I take off all my clothes for door-knockers of ALL denominations. And Greenpeace. And the neighborhood association. And UPS. But not the Girl Scouts selling cookies. I'm not a savage. Maybe I should start doing this for Pest Control companies and Solar Panel salespeople...
June 20, 20223 yr 36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: See, I'm egalitarian. I take off all my clothes for door-knockers of ALL denominations. And Greenpeace. And the neighborhood association. And UPS. But not the Girl Scouts selling cookies. I'm not a savage. If someone knocks on our door, there is a 100% chance that you are going to be greeted by CHIEF Jr. with nothing on, except boxers. Like my neighbors have found out, it is better to call first. CHIEF
June 20, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Gil Bang said: If I had a young child, say 12 or 13, I'd feel better about them hanging around a gay bar than I would them going to any church. NTTIAWWT
June 20, 20223 yr It's almost as though an ideology that demands absolute servitude and discourages questions or critical thinking can result in warping a pre-teen mind into thinking getting fucked regularly by adults and not talking about it is the only way to avoid eternal damnation. At this point the very thought of religion makes my physically ill.
June 20, 20223 yr That's a straight up cult. All religions are wacky with supernaturalness, and they all seem to like covering up sexual abuse of minors, but the JWs are another level. They preach a sort of reverse rapture is about to happen where the believers will be the only ones left on earth and God will cater to them as the chosen ones. So much so that they don't encourage children becoming educated because they will not need it. In reality it's because they discourage any contact other than absolutely necessary with "worldly" people outside of the cult. Then if you get baptized in the cult and choose to leave they force their entire congregation, including that person's own parents/family, to "shun" and disown the person that left. Crazy level of cruelty.
June 20, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Hermanator said: That's a straight up cult. All religions are wacky with supernaturalness, and they all seem to like covering up sexual abuse of minors, but the JWs are another level. They preach a sort of reverse rapture is about to happen where the believers will be the only ones left on earth and God will cater to them as the chosen ones. So much so that they don't encourage children becoming educated because they will not need it. In reality it's because they discourage any contact other than absolutely necessary with "worldly" people outside of the cult. Then if you get baptized in the cult and choose to leave they force their entire congregation, including that person's own parents/family, to "shun" and disown the person that left. Crazy level of cruelty. All of this. The JWs are a millenarian sect that actively admonish members to limit their relationship with non-JWs. Their internal church discipline requires “two witnesses” to proceed with investigating and discipline, so basically it means if no one sees you molest a child, nothing happens. All hierarchical organizations that claim authority have the potential for abuse, the JWs are an especially toxic environment as the doctrine is recipe for all sorts of manipulation and secrecy.
June 20, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: I've always felt a little weird about the JW types. Haven't had any door knockers in several years, but in the past, if you knew they were in the neighborhood and you saw JW's coming up to the door, and took off all of your clothes and greeted them, 9 times out of 10 they'd happily come in and visit with you, and things could get a little...weird....and they'd end up there for hours, which was the opposite of what you were intending with the removal of your clothes.. Mormons? 8 out of 10 times they'd bail as soon as the door was even partially open, if they saw you had your clothes off. I'm not above trying this, but technically speaking, wouldn't it be considered a sex crime? Indecent exposure or something of the like?
June 20, 20223 yr 27 minutes ago, Hermanator said: That's a straight up cult. All religions are wacky with supernaturalness, and they all seem to like covering up sexual abuse of minors, but the JWs are another level. They preach a sort of reverse rapture is about to happen where the believers will be the only ones left on earth and God will cater to them as the chosen ones. So much so that they don't encourage children becoming educated because they will not need it. In reality it's because they discourage any contact other than absolutely necessary with "worldly" people outside of the cult. Then if you get baptized in the cult and choose to leave they force their entire congregation, including that person's own parents/family, to "shun" and disown the person that left. Crazy level of cruelty. I recall that one of my best friends in third and fourth grade when my dad was stationed in Quantico was a Jehovah’s Witness. I really liked hanging out with him in school, but he was never allowed to do anything with me or other kids outside of school.
June 20, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, South Austin said: I recall that one of my best friends in third and fourth grade when my dad was stationed in Quantico was a Jehovah’s Witness. I really liked hanging out with him in school, but he was never allowed to do anything with me or other kids outside of school. Yeah that's what they do. They also don't celebrate any holidays at all. Not Christmas. Not Easter, not even their own birthdays. Only thing as far as I know they are allowed to is their wedding anniversary. My wife is from one of these families and her mom and aunts are still in it. She's talked about how much it sucked not being able to do stuff with her classmates at school and never being able to be a part of the holiday celebrations but watching everyone else do it. When her and her siblings got into their teens they each rebelled against it and left it.
June 20, 20223 yr Popular Post 11 hours ago, Gil Bang said: If I had a young child, say 12 or 13, I'd feel better about them hanging around a gay bar than I would them going to any church. That’s because being gay has zero to do with pedophilia despite morons who think so. Even comparing the two is pretty fucked up. Meaning why wouldn’t your kid be safe at a gay bar? Do you think adult gay men want to fuck little boys? Do you think all adult straight men want to fuck little 7 year old girls?
June 20, 20223 yr I can't believe they shut up long enough to do anything else, much less have sex...
June 20, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: That’s because being gay has zero to do with pedophilia despite morons who think so. Even comparing the two is pretty fucked up. Meaning why wouldn’t your kid be safe at a gay bar? Do you think adult gay men want to fuck little boys? Do you think all adult straight men want to fuck little 7 year old girls? Idk let's ask our resident brother deacon @Johnny Sack why the church and organized religion seems to have such a bad kiddie diddling problem. Considering he's one of the leading voices on the site for that viewpoint of gays being pedophiles, he must have some real insights and data to back his position
June 20, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: But not the Girl Scouts selling cookies. I'm not a savage. I’m not taking my clothes off for the Girl Scouts selling cookies, but for their moms who are with them.
June 20, 20223 yr Just now, Underdog said: I’m not taking my clothes off for the Girl Scouts selling cookies, but for their moms who are with them.
June 20, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: I've always felt a little weird about the JW types. Haven't had any door knockers in several years, but in the past, if you knew they were in the neighborhood and you saw JW's coming up to the door, and took off all of your clothes and greeted them, 9 times out of 10 they'd happily come in and visit with you, and things could get a little...weird....and they'd end up there for hours, which was the opposite of what you were intending with the removal of your clothes.. Mormons? 8 out of 10 times they'd bail as soon as the door was even partially open, if they saw you had your clothes off. When we discovered that Mrs. Brat (adopted as an infant in 1945) had a half sister, we attempted to contact her through a biological cousin several years ago. We sent a folder with copies of appropriate documentation of the birth mother, photos, and a a brief biography of my wife, which mentioned her being raised in the Roman Catholic religion. We knew that the birth mother had been a JW, and I suspect that may have rubbed off on her younger daughter, the half sister, since she has never responded in kind. I understand that the JWs hate Catholics about as bad as the Surlyites do who post on the religion threads. And so it goes. No skin off my wrinkly lapsed Catholic butt. Edited June 20, 20223 yr by Armybrat
June 20, 20223 yr Knew a JW kid growing up. He was cool. His parents were cool. Never tried to molest or convert anyone.
June 20, 20223 yr The one I knew growing up died of the flu because I don't think they can do vaccines, or at least flu shots. Sucked.
June 21, 20223 yr The one I knew growing up died of the flu because I don't think they can do vaccines, or at least flu shots. Sucked. They do now at least especially because of COVID.
June 21, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Neonmoon said: Do you think all adult straight men want to fuck little 7 year old girls? My answer depends on which denomination the men belong to.
June 21, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, woohorn said: The one I knew growing up died of the flu because I don't think they can do vaccines, or at least flu shots. Sucked. It's any kind of blood they won't accept. My wife's aunt died because she refused a transfusion she needed. They believe the Bible talking about not "consuming" blood literally means they can't receive donated blood even if it would save their life. When one of them is in the hospital the JW elders will send people to sit watch and make sure they don't agree to receive blood.
June 21, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: i bet JW chicks have huge bushes They don’t have anything over Catholic girls.
June 21, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: They don’t have anything over Catholic girls. Your information might be outdated.
June 21, 20223 yr During the pandemic shutdown, the JW's actually started calling folks on the phone. I got about 10 calls a week from the same lady that "just wanted to pray about these uncertain times" and such. I told her that I heard about "these uncertain times" enough on tv and radio ads that I could pray for myself.
June 21, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Your information might be outdated. Well, it has been 60 years, so you could be more currently informed.
June 21, 20223 yr It's any kind of blood they won't accept. My wife's aunt died because she refused a transfusion she needed. They believe the Bible talking about not "consuming" blood literally means they can't receive donated blood even if it would save their life. When one of them is in the hospital the JW elders will send people to sit watch and make sure they don't agree to receive blood. There was an episode of Scrubs that touched on that.
June 22, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Armybrat said: They don’t have anything over Catholic girls. Wayward Mormon chicks is where it's at.
June 22, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, F250 said: Wayward Mormon chicks is where it's at. Them and those chicks selling magazine subscriptions.
June 22, 20223 yr Wife's grandmother (no pics and RIP) used to enjoy vacuuming her house in the nude. She once answered her front door while nude (and about 70 ish years old) and embarrassed her gardener so much that he quit and never came back. She was non plussed. She was a former army nurse (major or captain - I forget which) and did not give a fuck about what other people thought.
June 22, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, hullabelew said: Them and those chicks selling magazine subscriptions. American Honey.
June 22, 20223 yr On 6/20/2022 at 10:59 PM, tx 3 putt said: i bet JW chicks have huge bushes Spoiler Edited June 22, 20223 yr by Genco slightly nsfw
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