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You have 5 minutes. You can't return anything for store credit or cash or even Kohl's cash. What are you going for? 

 

some sweet Arizona Jeans Co t shirts

Do they still have cash registers? That's the only thing in Kohl's I would want.

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

Fancy joorie for us, I mean the poors.

I'd go for those really sweet Godiva chocolate tins they have near the checkout.

And shoes.  I like New Balance tennis shoes and they carry them.

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I think the answer is small kitchen appliances first and then men's active wear. 

They do carry some decent kitchen brands.  I'd probably raid that area and then grab some Columbia gear, maybe stock up on baby clothes for my 2 younglings.  

your best bet would be clearing out the cosmetics aisle.  followed by the perfume aisle.  

1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Plus-size lingerie. Lots and lots of plus-size lingerie

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1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

I think the answer is small kitchen appliances first and then men's active wear. 

That's my answer. 

Do they have electronics in store? I haven't been in a Kohls since last year and I was buying some funeral clothes last minute with some Kohls cash my mom gave me. (Didn't pack for a funeral when I left town).  I went in, grabbed what I needed, and walked out.  It was a sad place. 

10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

You have 5 minutes. You can't return anything for store credit or cash or even Kohl's cash. What are you going for? 

 

Why would I take stuff to return it for store credit?

I think @gsoda3 has the right idea. I'd tack on sunglasses. Then hit the shoe aisle if I had time. Then hit ebay. 

 

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Why would I take stuff to return it for store credit?

I think @gsoda3 has the right idea. I'd tack on sunglasses. Then hit the shoe aisle if I had time. Then hit ebay. 

 

Fair point. 😄 So that you could go back and be more selective when you had more time? This is a smash and grab job, hypothetically.

@Js1 I don't believe they have electronics. Definitely not like TVs and stuff. I did find some fun toys online but I don't recall seeing this stuff in the brick and mortar. 

https://www.kohls.com/catalog/camp-chef.jsp?CN=Brand:Camp Chef&cc=outdoorliving-TN3.0-S-CampChef&kls_sbp=71033792051317836381546150039972710781

Jewelry counter: rings, gold necklaces, watches.  They have enough $200-1K stuff to fill up a basket in 5 minutes.

My wife does the Kohls cash and coupon thing and bought me a Garmin Instinct GPS watch at a really good price with it last fall.  

11 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

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11 hours ago, futureman said:

I’ve never set foot inside a kohl’s. what do they sell?

Coals. Hot coals. The different spelling is a fun twist. Kind of like when oil places spell ‘quick’ as ‘kwik’ 

10 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Do they still have cash registers? That's the only thing in Kohl's I would want.

 

99% of Kohl's purchases are made with a Kohl's card and Kohl's cash. You'd be better off smashing parking meters.

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

99% of Kohl's purchases are made with a Kohl's card and Kohl's cash. You'd be better off smashing parking meters.

Not me, but it could have been at one time. 

 

4 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Not me, but it could have been at one time. 

 

You mean you're not Paul Newman? That's a relief.

8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

You mean you're not Paul Newman? That's a relief.

No. More of a dumbass when I was young who drank way too much and did REALLY stupid stuff. 

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Not me, but it could have been at one time. 

 

Favorite movie of all time. 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

I get all that stuff wholesale. 

4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

It's mostly ass-fisting gear.

Nah... you're thinking of Hohl's.

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