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22 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I love this clip.  It perfectly embodies the Longhorn.  Bevo doesn't calmly walk or trot through the fog, he charges, all ornery like with horns down and ready for action.  Then he stops, brings his head up and stands there as if saying, "Who wants a piece of this, MOFOs?"  This Bevo fucks.

That guy gored a dude trying to fuck up a chow or some shit because he was in the way. He isn't a starter-bevo. No, he is a Finisher-BEVO.

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I feel like this is the perfect glorious occasion to bring this back ... 

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Welcome, Arch!

Great job to the Manning Family for the reasoned evaluation process (Opportunity + QB Coaching Track Record + Brand Value/Awareness), Sark, Milwee and everyone who worked their asses off to make this happen. Just fucking awesome.

we're all getting laid tonight

2 minutes ago, wood said:

I feel like this is the perfect glorious occasion to bring this back ... 

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Username checks out.

I hear he has a good pedigree.  Multiple family members that have played sports.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah Cooper is some big energy corporate guy and uncles are both worth hundreds of millions. Pretty sure the Mannings could fund the University of Texas for a year. They don't need the normal NIL type incentives. Though I am sure they made the best business decision.

Yep, the family is worth about half a billion. Business decision + player comfort/fit made it a great choice, perhaps easier than anyone knows. The Mannings are shrewd MFers.

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Mike Farrell on Arch two weeks ago:

"I expected this. UGA is now the team to beat for Manning according to my sources after a strong visit to Athens. He has always liked the college feel there, he was a heavy UGA lean at the end of last season and now they have the edge. Alabama is up next and then Texas, but the roadmap for success laid out by Kirby Smart and his staff was “very clear” I’ve been told and the path to playing time and on field success and winning is there."
 

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From that Texags thread: 

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This will be Colt McCoy part deux

Really? If so, coolcoolcool. I'd take that in a heartbeat.

Some may celebrate Christmas, but it’s Archimus for the rest of us. 

33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- by all means sleep on him. If he ever plays a significant snap at the Univeristy of Texas things are broken beyond repair. 

Huh?

3 minutes ago, wood said:

From that Texags thread: 

Really? If so, coolcoolcool. I'd take that in a heartbeat.

I keep forgetting that they think Colt McCoy was a bad player. That is just a strange opinion to have. I guess because he lost to them twice.

But that is also a weird Comp. Colt was a three star QB who wasn't given much of a chance to start here, was Alabama and Georgia lining up to give Colt McCoy a scholarship?

But Arch is a 5 Star sure recruit. He is 6'4". Basically the opposite of the Colt McCoy type guy.

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

From that Texags thread: 

Really? If so, coolcoolcool. I'd take that in a heartbeat.

For real. I couldn’t figure out if that retard was trying to make a dig or if he was saying Arch will be a 4 year starter and set NCAA records and take us to a National Championship game.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I keep forgetting that they think Colt McCoy was a bad player. That is just a strange opinion to have. I guess because he lost to them twice.

But that is also a weird Comp. Colt was a three star QB who wasn't given much of a chance to start here, was Alabama and Georgia lining up to give Colt McCoy a scholarship?

But Arch is a 5 Star sure recruit. He is 6'4". Basically the opposite of the Colt McCoy.

How could you forget those cretins dubbing Colt "Cart McCry" after Kellen Heard's illegal hit?! Colt got hit a solid 10 seconds after the whistle was blown. All of our collective blood was boiling that day.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Maybe change the banner at the top of the page to Merry Archmas for the rest of the day?

@immamac

I thought there were 31 days in Archmas.

If I wanted to compare him to a previous UT QB I would compare him to Chris Sims. That is the comp.

 

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How the hell is this guy paid to write about college football? Absolute moron

 

 

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I keep forgetting that they think Colt McCoy was a bad player. That is just a strange opinion to have. I guess because he lost to them twice.

But that is also a weird Comp. Colt was a three star QB who wasn't given much of a chance to start here, was Alabama and Georgia lining up to give Colt McCoy a scholarship?

But Arch is a 5 Star sure recruit. He is 6'4". Basically the opposite of the Colt McCoy type guy.

Simms would be a better comp if they think he's going to be a meh player. 

Sitting here eating a Sandy's chili cheeseburger and just got this news.

I win again.

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Who gives a shit what aggy thinks. Sharing their inanity with anyone adds nothing to the conversation. I'll thank you to dissolve any association (or dissociation) pertaining to them. Aggy is inferior, we should all acknowledge that and act like it.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

How could you forget those cretins dubbing Colt "Cart McCry" after Kellen Heard's illegal hit?! Colt got hit a solid 10 seconds after the whistle was blown. All of our collective blood was boiling that day.

Well sure I remembered that. I guess A&M fans might think he was garbage after that 2006 and 2007. He didn't play well in either game (for obvious reasons in 2006). But what kind of moron would think that after A&M got annihilated in 2008 and 2009?

Thursday. It’s always on a Thursday….

6 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

How the hell is this guy paid to write about college football? Absolute moron

 

 

Clearly don’t have to be intelligent to cover college football 

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

How the hell is this guy paid to write about college football? Absolute moron

Is Arch planning on starting his freshman year? Is he just assuming Ewers is going to be garbage next year and that is why he is committing here? That would make no sense.

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Chills ...

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(Now we are positive this isn't some homless guy named Manning who hangs out at The ARCH?)

 

7 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

How could you forget those cretins dubbing Colt "Cart McCry" after Kellen Heard's illegal hit?! Colt got hit a solid 10 seconds after the whistle was blown. All of our collective blood was boiling that day.

Winners win. It's just what they do. Hater's gonna hate. I've never given a thought about haters. I don't see the point. La pistola won more games than anyone that preceded him. Don't bring a dagger to a gun fight, which is all those that stood before him could muster.

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