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17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Tom and Craig is the best buddy cop duo since MIdnight Run, 

 

The "Secret" folder and the "receipts" envelope scene was fucking hilarious. 

 

 

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I fucked cried during that scene laughing ,and then Gregory shoving lighter-fluid soaked paperwork down his ass crack.  Like that's not gonna stink later on.  

And yeah, Shiv's ass may have just jumped the shark.  I enjoy a woman with a zaftig-esque buttocks as much as the next guy, but the thing is getting too far afield.  

^
So when then, in your deep south junior league estimation, is one of her brothers gonna fuck Shiv?  


I said Deep South Junior League not Fish Camp.
3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, how pathological was the Logan/Romulus scene?  "Because I would never do that."  

about as pathological as the Kendall / Mom scene in the kitchen.

I assume Kendall has made some huge unforced error with the note/envelope to the grieving family thing.

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I fucked cried during that scene laughing ,and then Gregory shoving lighter-fluid soaked paperwork down his ass crack.  Like that's not gonna stink later on.  

And yeah, Shiv's ass may have just jumped the shark.  I enjoy a woman with a zaftig-esque buttocks as much as the next guy, but the thing is getting too far afield.  

i may be mis-remembering, but didn't give Greg saved more than that flimsy folder's worth? is it possible he saved the majority in another location? his desperation to pull a few papers off the grille tells me he probably didnt.

In NYC in the 70s, everyone carried a real wallet and a second wallet you gave up when you got mugged.

Him testing his phone recording in the bathroom was also hilarious-

"Top pocket and it's WINDY!" 

about as pathological as the Kendall / Mom scene in the kitchen.
I assume Kendall has made some huge unforced error with the note/envelope to the grieving family thing.


It was a banded stack of money.

The only way Kendall knows to make things right.
9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


It was a banded stack of money.

The only way Kendall knows to make things right.

 

ah, thanks.. i obviously missed that. Note to self: don't fold laundry during Succession.

I’m not convinced anyone but Rhea, Shiv and Logan knew about the Shiv as Pierce CEO conversation. 

^Again, maybe they all did not know he actually told Shiv he was planning on making her the successor but she came right out and announced it in front of all the Piece people. Logan did not deny or confirm, when she blurted it out.

19 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, how pathological was the Logan/Romulus scene?  "Because I would never do that."  

“Look at all of these buildings.”

FYI, Slate Money has a decent weekly podcast on Succession.

On 9/15/2019 at 10:05 PM, babysdaddy said:


Rewound during that walk of hers to point out her fucking giant ass to my wife. It didn’t look real

 

On 9/15/2019 at 9:48 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Unpopular opinion:  I don't like Shiv.  She's smug and arrogant.  So I am enjoying watching her eat a ration of shit.

Also, while she is striking of face, there's a hefty chonk about to splode out that gal.

 

On 9/15/2019 at 10:08 PM, TwiceHorn said:

They've been hiding it well, but white girls dont have asses like that without being chonkers.  If anyone does.

You guys are fucking nuts!!! Her ass is the best thing about this show. 

9 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

You guys are fucking nuts!!! Her ass is the best thing about this show. 

I had to think about this for a second, because nothing gives me greater pleasure on this show than any scene with Tom and Greg Gregory.

But yeah... I think you might be right.

1a Shiv's ass

1b Anything with Tom and Gregory

That fucking scene when they went to Greg's office had me rolling... "Secret...?.... Not TOP secret?" LOL

9 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

 

 

You guys are fucking nuts!!! Her ass is the best thing about this show. 

Full disclosure, I saw the actress in another movie (Jessabelle?) in which I concluded that she was a bit of a chonker.  She wasn't wearing the high-fashion, tailored clothes that give her more of a figure.

I still dig her but she is at the top of her limit.....

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25 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I had to think about this for a second, because nothing gives me greater pleasure on this show than any scene with Tom and Greg Gregory.

But yeah... I think you might be right.

1a Shiv's ass

1b Anything with Tom and Gregory

That fucking scene when they went to Greg's office had me rolling... "Secret...?.... Not TOP secret?" LOL

It's in a folder called Receipts.  No one will think to look there.

I loved how Tom didn't even bother thinking for a second that Greg would have been smart enough to make copies and store them in another location.  But even he didn't think Greg was dumb enough to store the files in his office.

41 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I had to think about this for a second, because nothing gives me greater pleasure on this show than any scene with Tom and Greg Gregory.

But yeah... I think you might be right.

1a Shiv's ass

1b Anything with Tom and Gregory

That fucking scene when they went to Greg's office had me rolling... "Secret...?.... Not TOP secret?" LOL

Cause sometimes the janitors come in and throw things away. 

Greg is fucking amazing. He's clearly going to be the CEO some day.

Also - unhinged Tom is the best Tom.

"Greg - nobody is going to break your legs..."

A FEW MINUTES LATER

"If you fuck me, I'll BREAK YOUR LEGS."

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

That fucking scene when they went to Greg's office had me rolling... "Secret...?.... Not TOP secret?" LOL

The look of wonderment on Tom in that scene that Greg could actually be that simple was great acting.  Love that guy who plays Tom.

Tom has surpassed Kendall as my favorite character on this show. Just a great character. The mom is a horrible fucking person. Felt for Kendall when he wanted to talk to her and she couldn’t care less. Whoever plays her is a good actress. She is a major character in the Spanish Princess on STARZ and is excellent in it. My favorite new show of the year.

10 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Tom has surpassed Kendall as my favorite character on this show. Just a great character. The mom is a horrible fucking person. Felt for Kendall when he wanted to talk to her and she couldn’t care less. .

This is all 100%. No wonder all the kids are maladjusted. 

10 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Tom has surpassed Kendall as my favorite character on this show. Just a great character. The mom is a horrible fucking person. Felt for Kendall when he wanted to talk to her and she couldn’t care less. Whoever plays her is a good actress. She is a major character in the Spanish Princess on STARZ and is excellent in it. My favorite new show of the year.

 

THAT is where she is from. Yeah she has the bitch character down perfect. 

26 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

THAT is where she is from. Yeah she has the bitch character down perfect. 

Her name is Harriet Walter and she was a scene stealer in the Spanish Princess as the mother of Henry VII. The actress that plays Catherine of Aragon in that show is so fucking hot:

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5 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Her name is Harriet Walter and she was a scene stealer in the Spanish Princess as the mother of Henry VII. The actress that plays Catherine of Aragon in that show is so fucking hot:

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Yep. She was one of Ramsey's girls on GOT I believe too. 

I’ve got my fucking eye on Rhea.

Kendall going with his dad to that kid’s house was unreal acting and drama...really felt that through the camera. I don’t watch the Emmy’s or know what it would take to win....but you could feel that all the way through him sitting back down wanting to talk to his mom. Don’t see that a lot in TV or movies.


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I still dig her but she is at the top of her limit.....
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Can we get a butt pic? I keep refreshing and no one is posting a screen grab.

She is a shape shifter.  Right after the scene from most recent episode above my wife commented, “did she lose 20 pounds over night?”

Spanx maybe?

Something is off with Shiv’s eyelids/face for my taste. Sometimes she looks good and other times her ass and tits look like they’re going to explode on screen

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So Ewan is totally bankrolling the whistleblower on the cruises scandal, yes?

And nice job to Shiv for seeing the opportunity to fuck Rhea without getting blood on her hands.

And Ken.W.A. was an amazing line.

I’m thinking now Rhea is going to Australia ... Down Under 

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10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

So Ewan is totally bankrolling the whistleblower on the cruises scandal, yes?

Absolutely 

of the 4 Roy kids, Shiv was the only one who didn't have any unforced errors on this episode.

Connor - the play is bankrupting him, and is groveling for more money from Dad.

Kendall - rapping. erratic personal life on display

Roman - buying the wrong soccer team

the actor who plays Greg is acting his ass off!

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

Connor - the play is bankrupting him, and is groveling for more money from Dad.

The play and the self funded run for President. Shiv mentioned those consultants cost several million 

2 hours ago, yoladu said:

 

Kendall - rapping. erratic personal life on display

 

 

"You look cold, let me go get your coat"..........."Send her home immediately"

^That part was because the smell of the pussy wore off and he saw her for what she is, a good looking airhead.

Roman is great, in the most terrible way possible. Obviously.  Great part of the show.

The best part of the episode was Greg's face while Ken was rapping.  

On 9/27/2019 at 4:18 AM, Incredulity said:

She is a shape shifter.  Right after the scene from most recent episode above my wife commented, “did she lose 20 pounds over night?”

Spanx maybe?

Exquisitely tailored clothes.  It's a big part of her look.

On 9/27/2019 at 4:18 AM, Incredulity said:

She is a shape shifter.  Right after the scene from most recent episode above my wife commented, “did she lose 20 pounds over night?”

Spanx maybe?

She hired Herman’s Westworld replicant guy. Well done, they’re not cheap. 

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On 9/26/2019 at 6:38 PM, mackavelli said:
On 9/25/2019 at 8:05 AM, JimmyHoffa said:
I still dig her but she is at the top of her limit.....
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Can we get a butt pic? I keep refreshing and no one is posting a screen grab.

 

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18 hours ago, yoladu said:

of the 4 Roy kids, Shiv was the only one who didn't have any unforced errors on this episode.

Connor - the play is bankrupting him, and is groveling for more money from Dad.

Kendall - rapping. erratic personal life on display

Roman - buying the wrong soccer team

the actor who plays Greg is acting his ass off!

Haven't finished the episode yet, but thought the idea to buy a soccer team would be the best move a slapdick like Roman could make, but yeah, Scottish league? Lulz. 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Haven't finished the episode yet, but thought the idea to buy a soccer team would be the best move a slapdick like Roman could make

You spoke too soon 

I feel like they’re wasting Danny Huston in this cast. He shows up for a line or two.  Is he also directing the episodes?

finally caught up.

it's been 72 hours since the episode aired, and not one mention of the word, "greg-xit"?

shame.

 

 

 

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