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The United States of America is a shithole nation: a gallery

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Let's start here. There will be plenty of other examples along the way:

 

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Donald Trump's Willful Failure To Protect America | Cognoscenti

We done here?

Why is there a truck axle and tires in that photo?  Did they hit a big ass truck?

edit: I see it hit a dump truck.

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11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

he's actually proud of that spread.

He’s a narcissist. In his head he can do no wrong. He also likes his steak well done with ketchup. He’s rich white trash. 

Abe back there in the painting thinking: And I’m the one who got shot...  wtf? 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why is there a truck axle and tires in that photo?  Did they hit a big ass truck?

edit: I see it hit a dump truck.

A train hitting a truck doesn't real seem to fit the thread but posts 2, 4, and 5 nail it

TIL Amtrak goes between Los Angeles and Chicago and it probably takes two weeks to transit. 

sesame seeds and poppy seeds are an abomination, agreed. 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why is there a truck axle and tires in that photo?  Did they hit a big ass truck?

edit: I see it hit a dump truck.

Yes, but that never happens in another country.  And I heard the dump truck was driven by a republican. 
 

fortunately the OP said he’s never having kids as a way to cope. That’s good for all of us. Right?

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Abe back there in the painting thinking: And I’m the one who got shot...  wtf? 

No one waves the Confederate flag for the party of Lincoln. Call out any Republican who tries to call themselves that.

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Just now, EuroHorn said:

Yes, but that never happens in another country.  And I heard the dump truck was driven by a republican. 
 

fortunately the OP said he’s never having kids as a way to cope. That’s good for all of us. Right?

Definitely pro-anti-LHF68 procreating. 

6 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

And I heard the dump truck was driven by a republican.

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I was having a great fucking day, then I clicked this thread.  Thanks, assholes.

 

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3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I was having a great fucking day, then I clicked this thread.  Thanks, assholes.

Okay, but your avatar is now the most upsetting thing in this thread...

ERMEGERD DRUGS!!!!!*

 

 

 

 

 

*But don't you dare spend money on helping addicts.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s a narcissist. In his head he can do no wrong. He also likes his steak well done with ketchup. He’s rich white trash. 

Let’s cease to call him rich. The guy who dances in front of the subway entrance here everyday at 96th street has a higher net worth than he does.

21 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Let’s cease to call him rich. The guy who dances in front of the subway entrance here everyday at 96th street has a higher net worth than he does.

He was born rich. He inherited millions of dollars, managed to make a lot of money pretending to be a successful businessman on his reality TV show, and is a pretty successful grifter. Since he entered into politics he’s found that the rubes will just hand over their money to him and all he has to do is preach hate. He’s taken more than $250 Million in donations since he LOST the election. 

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23 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He was born rich. He inherited millions of dollars, managed to make a lot of money pretending to be a successful businessman on his reality TV show, and is a pretty successful grifter. Since he entered into politics he’s found that the rubes will just hand over their money to him and all he has to do is preach hate. He’s taken more than $250 Million in donations since he LOST the election. 

And yet he still has a net worth less than zero. 250 million is a dent when someone is billions in debt. Subway dancer guy could have a dollar in his pocket and be worth more.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

ERMEGERD DRUGS!!!!!*

 

 

 

 

 

*But don't you dare spend money on helping addicts.

And naked people!!! Can you imagine!

10 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

And yet he still has a net worth less than zero.

If only we had publicly available documentation to prove that. If you have the proof then I’d love to see it.

He has assets. Most of the buildings that bear his name are just licensing deals. But he owns Trump Tower. He owns Mar-a-Lago. He owns a number of private golf clubs (and paid himself with millions of our tax dollars to vacation there while he was President).

I should be so poor. 

Well, you see, in the 1800s America went to war against itself.  Thousands upon thousands of Americans died in a brutal, gruesome, savage war. Families were torn apart. Never to be whole again. 

However that wasn't even the worst thing that happened in those peoples lifetime.

Not even close.

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He is the self-professed king of debt. The man is not a billionaire, millionaire, thousandaire or anything that gives him a positive net worth. He owes hundreds of millions to Russians as a starting point. He took all that grift from his cult and it’ll be put toward paying some people that he has no choice to pay. 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Well, you see, in the 1800s America went to war against itself.  Thousands upon thousands of Americans died in a brutal, gruesome, savage war. Families were torn apart. Never to be whole again. 

However that wasn't even the worst thing that happened in those peoples lifetime.

Not even close.

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It has been years and years since I have set foot out there, but the buildings on that campus reminded me of Soviet architecture. I am guessing not much has changed.

1 hour ago, Caponata said:

 

 

OK Russian bot. 

29 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

He is the self-professed king of debt. The man is not a billionaire, millionaire, thousandaire or anything that gives him a positive net worth. He owes hundreds of millions to Russians as a starting point. He took all that grift from his cult and it’ll be put toward paying some people that he has no choice to pay. 

How much does his debt really matter if no one intends to make him pay?

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Okay, but your avatar is now the most upsetting thing in this thread...

The first time I saw it, I was entertained, revolted and aroused all at once. It's truly a work of art.

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8 minutes ago, F250 said:

The first time I saw it, I was entertained, revolted and aroused all at once. It's truly a work of art.

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28 minutes ago, F250 said:

The first time I saw it, I was entertained, revolted and aroused all at once. It's truly a work of art.

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36 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

That definitely fucking qualifies. Wow

27 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Another mesmerizing one.

 

13 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

Fuck those detention officers. JFC, any basic medic knows you don't move a neck injury. And where were the paramedics that we supposedly called? Bet they never made it. 

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