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The United States of America is a shithole nation: a gallery

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4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

he's actually proud of that spread.

 

 

Still can't imagine winning everything and that is the reward at supposedly one of the highest honors in the free world.  The understanding coming away from that would have to be that cheapos went cheap on their congrats party.  There's a WH chef and they provided something that any Joe can get anywhere, anytime.    

8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Still can't imagine winning everything and that is the reward at supposedly one of the highest honors in the free world.  The understanding coming away from that would have to be that cheapos went cheap on their congrats party.  There's a WH chef and they provided something that any Joe can get anywhere, anytime.    

Not to mention that he had a nice hotel just down the street that could’ve catered an event during his government shutdown. But no, he went with fast food. Twice.

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Edited by WhatTheBuck

They dressed nice to go to an upscale McDonalds, where they bumped into the POTUS.  

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Counterpoint.

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"f I were president I would serve this at state dinner for world leaders" would be a good thread.

 

 

4 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

fortunately the OP said he’s never having kids as a way to cope. That’s good for all of us. Right?

If you would refrain from bearing children then that would do a world of good.

Edited by WhatTheBuck

18 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Counterpoint.

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18 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Counterpoint.

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What’s your point? That just because Trump is a worthless piece of shit with no taste in food, not to mention fashion nor every other thing down to simple human decency, that there are still some people in this world who can cook a decent meal?

Huzzah! Let’s celebrate. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What’s your point? That just because Trump is a worthless piece of shit with no taste in food, not to mention fashion nor every other thing down to simple human decency, that there are still some people in this world who can cook a decent meal?

Huzzah! Let’s celebrate. 

What a dipshit. 

13 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What’s your point? That just because Trump is a worthless piece of shit with no taste in food, not to mention fashion nor every other thing down to simple human decency, that there are still some people in this world who can cook a decent meal?

Huzzah! Let’s celebrate. 

Point being, those enchiladas look tasty as fuck.

4 hours ago, Caponata said:

 

Stopped and closed like 20 seconds in, when he READ, "eight point one billion Muslims in the world"

54 minutes ago, F250 said:

Point being, those enchiladas look tasty as fuck.

I’d be willing to bet that Donald Trump has never tasted an enchilada.

Edit: Unless it was from Taco Bell.

Edited by WhatTheBuck

54 minutes ago, B00M said:

Stopped and closed like 20 seconds in, when he READ, "eight point one billion Muslims in the world"

Yeah, it's 1.8 billion not 8.1. I'm sure the guy who speaks Arabic & has been a journalist for most of his life realizes there aren't 8.1 billion Muslims in the world. What exactly do you disagree with him on? 

We were never great, just had a very solid Marketing and PR department, or at least until W. 

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

 

brb gonna piss in a glass and call it lemonade

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

 

No, Dana. You ate queso and then shit into a pyrex. Just because it came out of you doesn't mean you "made" it.

15 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

brb gonna piss in a glass and call it lemonade

Put a MAGA label on it and you’ll be rich in no time. 

Maybe a silver lining of across the board institutional failure is that our military is becoming more and more hollowed out.

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“This is the start of a long drought for military recruiting,” said Ret. Lt. Gen. Thomas Spoehr of the Heritage Foundation, a think tank. He said the military has not had such a hard time signing recruits since 1973, the year the U.S. left Vietnam and the draft officially ended. Spoehr said he does not believe a revival of the draft is imminent, but “2022 is the year we question the sustainability of the all-volunteer force.”

The pool of those eligible to join the military continues to shrink, with more young men and women than ever disqualified for obesity, drug use or criminal records. Last month, Army Chief of Staff Gen. James McConville testified before Congress that only 23% of Americans ages 17-24 are qualified to serve without a waiver to join, down from 29% in recent years.

An internal Defense Department survey obtained by NBC News found that only 9% of those young Americans eligible to serve in the military had any inclination to do so, the lowest number since 2007. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/every-branch-us-military-struggling-meet-2022-recruiting-goals-officia-rcna35078

4 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

Maybe a silver lining of across the board institutional failure is that our military is becoming more and more hollowed out.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/every-branch-us-military-struggling-meet-2022-recruiting-goals-officia-rcna35078

It's almost like young people feel completely disenfranchised from the American system and that it doesn't benefit them at all. Odd.

And it's almost like it's getting an assist from the poorest of Americans who typically have access to the worst, unhealthiest foods, for most of their lives. Man, the poor used to be the backbone of military service, a jobs programs to legit improve their life station. It's almost like one party hates the fucking poor, wants to keep them there, and don't give a fuck about the cognitive dissonance required to also want a healthy, volunteer only armed forces. Huh. 

Imagine how poor off the military would be if it wasn't one of the only avenues available for regular young people to discharge the insane debt loads that are practically required of them in order to compete in the labor market.

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Just now, lemonlime said:

Oh, here's some more, totally non-shithole things:

 

 

only difference is this guy had the forethought to blur his kids' faces out
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Angeli Rose Gomez criticized officers for not immediately entering Robb Elementary School as a gunman killed children and teachers.

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Jun 29, 2022, 12:28 PM EDT
 

A Texas mother who said she ran into the Uvalde elementary school mass shooting to rescue her two young sons as law enforcement officers stood outside has been harassed by police and plans to take legal action, her attorney said.

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57 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

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You talking Walmart or how that asshole is parked? 

Six Texas oil refineries spewing cancer-causing pollutant above federal threshold

The Texas refinery that reported the highest concentrations of the hazardous pollutant at its fence line was Total Port Arthur Refinery in Port Arthur, with levels 148% greater than limit, according to the report.

The other Texas refineries that reported benzene levels above the federal action limit are:

  • Pasadena Refining (100% above the limit)
  • Flint Hills Resources Corpus Christi East (79% above limit)
  • Valero Corpus Christi East (44% above limit)
  • Shell Deer Park (23% above limit)
  • Marathon Galveston Bay Texas City (11% above limit)

 

Benzene, a highly flammable gas with a sweet odor, has been classified as a known human carcinogen by EPA "for all routes of exposure," according to the agency. Short-term exposure to the chemical may cause drowsiness, dizziness and headaches, as well eye, skin and respiratory irritation and even unconsciousness. Long-term exposure among workers has been linked to increased incidence of leukemia and blood disorders. Women who have inhaled benzene at high levels have reported adverse impacts to their reproductive systems, and adverse impacts to fetal development have been observed in animal testing.

12 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Pasadena Refining (100% above the limit)

Surprised 0.0%.   That fucking place. 

 

I don’t know how I have never seen this photo before, but holy shit I wish I could wash it from my eyes. I give this country 25 more years at best.
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

You talking Walmart or how that asshole is parked? 

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On 6/27/2022 at 9:48 PM, F250 said:

The first time I saw it, I was entertained, revolted and aroused all at once. It's truly a work of art.

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This is "better":

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1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Surprised 0.0%.   That fucking place. 

Just maximizing profits. Looking out for the industry. Taking care of their families. 

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