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Religious right
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Great show

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Fantastic show. Who woulda ever guessed the Rogan trajectory?

and in the pilot it was Ray Romano instead

Phil Hartman was great in everything he did. Such a tragedy we were robbed of his genius so soon.

17 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Fantastic show. Who woulda ever guessed the Rogan trajectory?

Best thing about NewsRadio: Phil Hartman and Stephen Root.

Worst thing about NewsRadio: it inflicted Joe Rogan and Andy Dick upon us.

2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Phil Hartman was great in everything he did. Such a tragedy we were robbed of his genius so soon.

He possessed the rare ability to be incredibly cheesy yet hilarious at the same time.

My favorite clip.  I've seen it a hundred times and I always laugh when Bill starts yelling.

 

13 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Best thing about NewsRadio: Phil Hartman and Stephen Root.

Worst thing about NewsRadio: it inflicted Joe Rogan and Andy Dick upon us.

That's a load of crap. Rogan was great on NewsRadio. 

"I don't like this guys current political views, therefore he was bad on a TV show 25 years ago"

30 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

That's a load of crap. Rogan was great on NewsRadio. 

"I don't like this guys current political views, therefore he was bad on a TV show 25 years ago"

I don't know Rogan's political views as I don't listen to his podcasts and I'm not a Cloak Roomer. I just never found him that funny outside of the Tyrone Biggums' Fear Factor skit.

 

53 minutes ago, Covri said:

Phil Hartman was great in everything he did. Such a tragedy we were robbed of his genius so soon.

 

100% this. fuck andy dick 

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Best thing about NewsRadio: Phil Hartman and Stephen Root.

Worst thing about NewsRadio: it inflicted Joe Rogan and Andy Dick upon us.

All four of those people were great on that show.

anywhere convenient site streaming these episodes now?

I wanted to bang Maura Tierney so bad.


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9 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I wanted to bang Maura Tierney so bad.


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15 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Best thing about NewsRadio: Phil Hartman and Stephen Root.

And Dave Foley. Bringing it from the Kids in the Hall. He had the comedic chops to hang. And Maura Tierney, Khandi Alexander, and Vicki Lewis were all hot and totally excellent in their roles.

15 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

That's a load of crap. Rogan was great on NewsRadio. 

"I don't like this guys current political views, therefore he was bad on a TV show 25 years ago"

But they did have to call his character “Joe” so he wouldn’t forget. 

Jimmy James - Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

(With a guest appearance by Brian Posehn.)

 

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14 hours ago, Pablo said:

anywhere convenient site streaming these episodes now?

I've been watching it on Pluto.

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

I've been watching it on Pluto.

Pluto had the whole series on demand for a while, but I think it’s just a couple of later seasons now. I finally broke down and bought the first two seasons on Prime. 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

100% this. fuck andy dick 

No, not this. He was great on the show, for one thing. But that’s not important.

Addiction isn’t a choice. It’s a disease. There were tragic results. But if it wasn’t him then it would’ve been someone else. No addict deserves our scorn like they’re some sort of asshole. I think he deserves our pity. I don’t know what his current state of affairs is but I hope he’s clean and sober.

Why not say “Fuck Phil Hartman” for marrying a crazy bitch? “Fuck Andy Dick” is the lazy, easy way out.

Jimmy James, the man so nice they named him twice.

On 6/29/2022 at 7:41 AM, WBT said:

Jimmy James, the man so nice they named him twice.

The Secret of Management was hilarious. This is just a snippet.

 

On 6/29/2022 at 6:12 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

No, not this. He was great on the show, for one thing. But that’s not important.

Addiction isn’t a choice. It’s a disease. There were tragic results. But if it wasn’t him then it would’ve been someone else. No addict deserves our scorn like they’re some sort of asshole. I think he deserves our pity. I don’t know what his current state of affairs is but I hope he’s clean and sober.

Why not say “Fuck Phil Hartman” for marrying a crazy bitch? “Fuck Andy Dick” is the lazy, easy way out.

First - take a neg for being a stupid asshole. 

Andy Dick is and was a mega-level piece of shit. Being a drug addict or alcoholic does not absolve you of being a terrible human being. The fact that you are trying to equate that shit-stain of a human with Phil Hartman is fucking embarrassing. Only slightly less embarrassing than you pretending like anyone here actually enjoys your posting. 

Also hilarious is you listing every fucking actor on the show and praising them except Joe Rogan. What a shock. The douchehead Ohio State fan does more to drum up his favor with the far-left contingent of Surly so he can continue to leech off of the site. 

Actually go fuck yourself. You don't speak for the addict or alcoholic community, you don't speak for the Texas community, you don't speak for anyone except piece-of-shit lost-ass human beings that have nothing better to do than be fucking losers on other's doorsteps. 

Go fuck yourself for excusing fucking Andy Dick's lifelong behavior, go fuck yourself for pretending to understand what alcoholics and addicts go through, go fuck yourself for posting thousands of words of horrible bullshit that we have to parse through every day. 

No one here likes Ohio State. No one here likes you. You fucking suck. I hope you go choke on Andy Dick's tiny penis for all eternity in hell. You are legitimately one of the worst fucking posters on this site and I'm tired of holding back how worthless I think you are. 

Fuck you. 

- ztejas

Oh - and worst of all - and trust me I really didn't want to go here because I attempt to maintain some humanity - you are a big fan of both phish and the grateful dead. 

You could have just rated his post “adequate” and left it at that.

On 6/28/2022 at 2:52 PM, Mac8111 said:

I wanted to bang Maura Tierney so bad.


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While y'all are wasting your time with Maura, I'll be eating some sweet Khandi.

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41 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

While y'all are wasting your time with Maura, I'll be eating some sweet Khandi.

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All three of the female stars were hot as hell. Given a choice I’d probably go with Vicki Lewis because I’m a sucker for redheads and she often showed her bare midriff. Tough to find good examples.

I found this, no bare midriff but it features all three.

And then there was this scene. 

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

All three of the female stars were hot as hell. Given a choice I’d probably go with Vicki Lewis because I’m a sucker for redheads and she often showed her bare midriff. Tough to find good examples.

I found this, no bare midriff but it features all three.

And then there was this scene. 

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Yep.

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17 hours ago, Post Oak said:

While y'all are wasting your time with Maura, I'll be eating some sweet Khandi.

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You need to check out the Mardi Gras episode of Treme.

On 7/1/2022 at 1:26 AM, ztejas said:

and addicts go through, go fuck yourself for posting thousands of words of horrible bullshit that we have to parse through every day. 

No one here likes Ohio State. No one here likes you. You fucking suck. I hope you go choke on Andy Dick's tiny penis for all eternity in

 

On 7/1/2022 at 5:10 AM, semitired said:

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I love when I see this after some jagoff goes on a rant. It's functionality as a gif is fantastic. 

I'm also giddy to see someone here annoying that fuck ztejas as much as he annoys me with his idiocy in the mma thread. I don't know anything about whatthebuck but here's some rep to balance out that jackass. Keep annoying him as much as possible. 

I also loved that show and watched the first four season multiple times over the years.  I didn't watch that final season without Phil at the time and had avoided doing so for years.  I finally watched it a few years back and, while of course not the same as the seasons with Phil, it was still pretty enjoyable (as much as it can be given what happened).

On 7/1/2022 at 1:55 AM, BrickHorn said:

You could have just rated his post “adequate” and left it at that.

I don't think that's quite the superlative you think it is

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I love when I see this after some jagoff goes on a rant. It's functionality as a gif is fantastic. 

I'm also giddy to see someone here annoying that fuck ztejas as much as he annoys me with his idiocy in the mma thread. I don't know anything about whatthebuck but here's some rep to balance out that jackass. Keep annoying him as much as possible. 

Yeah, I don’t know what I did to piss him off. I’ve had him on ignore for quite awhile but after his neg spree I took the time to give some back.

Thank you for your support. 

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

I also loved that show and watched the first four season multiple times over the years.  I didn't watch that final season without Phil at the time and had avoided doing so for years.  I finally watched it a few years back and, while of course not the same as the seasons with Phil, it was still pretty enjoyable (as much as it can be given what happened).

Yeah, you don’t tragically lose Phil Hartman and get better. But given the challenge they faced, they did about as well as could be expected. Jon Lovitz was a pretty respectable replacement for Phil. He’s always solid. And the addition of Patrick Warburton wasn’t bad. The storyline of Jimmy James secretly being DB Cooper was pretty good. 

4 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

The Dave Foley-Phil Hartman chemistry in NewsRadio was so good. I loved that show, well I loved the first 5 seasons of that show. 

The episodes that dealt with Bill’s smoking were good. I remember one with guest star John Ritter who was a former boyfriend of Lisa’s. Then there was the one where they banned smoking in the workplace and Dave, tried to help Bill in quitting smoking by giving up caffeine. The scene where they both blow up at Matthew will never not be hilarious.

The full episode is on YouTube. This should be cued up to that scene.

 

Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

90s Maura Tierney is an all timer. And Newsradio is better than Seinfeld. 

Did we just get Scorpio’d, or is this the worst post in chat board history. 

it’s not an opinion, it’s science: 

Maura Tierney > Elaine 

Dave Foley > Jerry 

Phil Hartman > George 

Stephen Root > Kramer 

 

27 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

90s Maura Tierney is an all timer. And Newsradio is better than Seinfeld. 

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26 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

it’s not an opinion, it’s science: 

Maura Tierney > Elaine 

Dave Foley > Jerry 

Phil Hartman > George 

Stephen Root > Kramer 

 

“Another way to remember the greater than and less than signs is something that you may remember from grade school: the Alligator Method. Imagine the symbols as an alligator mouth with the numbers on each side being little fish. The alligator will always want to eat a larger number of fish.”

On 7/1/2022 at 6:55 AM, Post Oak said:

While y'all are wasting your time with Maura, I'll be eating some sweet Khandi.

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Came here to post that...  I’ll go ahead and post this. 

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Seinfeld wins for the sheer number of usable gifs it provided to this site. 

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