February 25, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, Thetexashammer said: I think Futureman gets half credit. His followup was a masterpiece. Some of our surly lawyers need to explain the concept of "joint and several liability" to him...
February 25, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, futureman said: the echo chamber will say otherwise but he is having doubts.  I think it got out that he was going to put his name in but he just hasn’t done it yet.  still a good chance he never wears burnt orange.  He signed in December when we were still aggressively recruiting Bru, so why would us finally landing Bru give him second thoughts?  Assuming that’s the real reason, of course.Â
February 25, 20196 yr Do any of you venture out of this subforum? You're taking two of the biggest trolls on the site seriously.Â
February 25, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: He signed in December when we were still aggressively recruiting Bru, so why would us finally landing Bru give him second thoughts?  Assuming that’s the real reason, of course. Goddamnit.
February 25, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: He signed in December when we were still aggressively recruiting Bru, so why would us finally landing Bru give him second thoughts?  Assuming that’s the real reason, of course.  7 minutes ago, Machinator said: Goddamnit.
February 25, 20196 yr 33 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said: I knew I'd catch a Futureman, but a Machinator was a pleasant surprise.
February 25, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, sushihorn said: Some of our surly lawyers need to explain the concept of "joint and several liability" to him...
February 25, 20196 yr Buncha rubes up in here He’s gonna kill it here.  he’s gonna make Jordan Shipley (senior year, not the injured years) look like Jaxon Shipley.  Edited February 25, 20196 yr by Lhorn
March 28, 20196 yr CSB time.  Met one of the Garrison brothers (Bourbon) at a Phoenix airport bar.  Nice guy.  Got to talking football and turns out his son is Jake's teammate, as in the DB that had to cover him every day in practice.  Said his son was undersized, so hurt his recruitment, but his experience having to cover the best HS receiver in the country helped quite a bit. Looks like he's going to CO School of the Mines. /CSB He's got some photos with Jake throwing up the hook 'em sign on his twitter. https://twitter.com/james_g_5
March 28, 20196 yr Honestly going to CO School of Mines is a much better career path than pretty much any sport, so being small helped in that aspect.
March 28, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Mach 1 said: CSB time.  Met one of the Garrison brothers (Bourbon) at a Phoenix airport bar.  Nice guy.  Got to talking football and turns out his son is Jake's teammate, as in the DB that had to cover him every day in practice.  Said his son was undersized, so hurt his recruitment, but his experience having to cover the best HS receiver in the country helped quite a bit. Looks like he's going to CO School of the Mines. /CSB He's got some photos with Jake throwing up the hook 'em sign on his twitter. https://twitter.com/james_g_5 did you tell him whiskey tastes like the sweat off a hobo’s nutsack?
March 28, 20196 yr 45 minutes ago, futureman said: did you tell him whiskey tastes like the sweat off a hobo’s nutsack? well, I know what whiskey tastes like, but, having never tried it myself, I'll have to take your word on what sweat off a hobo's nutsack tastes like...
March 28, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, ricky queso said: well, I know what whiskey tastes like, but, having never tried it myself, I'll have to take your word on what sweat off a hobo's nutsack tastes like... salty and bitter.  trust me you don’t wanna get down there and try it. Â
March 28, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, futureman said: did you tell him whiskey tastes like the sweat off a hobo’s nutsack? Maybe more like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.
March 29, 20196 yr 37 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said: Maybe more like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. In a red prius
March 29, 20196 yr 42 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said: Maybe more like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Â 4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: In a red prius savage
March 30, 20196 yr On 2/25/2019 at 3:11 PM, Lhorn said: Buncha rubes up in here He’s gonna kill it here.  he’s gonna make Jordan Shipley (senior year, not the injured years) look like Jaxon Shipley.  Before I rule on the accuracy of this post I'm gonna need to know more about Jake's dad's college roommates.
March 30, 20196 yr On 3/28/2019 at 1:25 PM, Bevoball said: Honestly going to CO School of Mines is a much better career path than pretty much any sport, so being small helped in that aspect. Sounds like a gold-digger.Â
August 12, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said: Broke his foot. Out for the season at USC. Sad. He broke it here the first day of spring, right? Was it the same one?
August 12, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Atticus said: He broke it here the first day of spring, right? Was it the same one? Same foot. Out for the season after a second opinion. https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2021/08/12/texas-longhorns-transfer-portal-jake-smith-usc-trojans-injury-wide-receiver-2021-season/ Â
August 12, 20214 yr 23 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said: Same foot. Out for the season after a second opinion. https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2021/08/12/texas-longhorns-transfer-portal-jake-smith-usc-trojans-injury-wide-receiver-2021-season/ Â Chronic foot issues, good thing he left here to free up some spotsÂ
August 12, 20214 yr Man that sucks. I feel bad for the kid. i am sure trying to play 20 lbs too heavy did not help. Thanks Tom.Â
August 12, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Man that sucks. I feel bad for the kid. i am sure trying to play 20 lbs too heavy did not help. Thanks Tom. Oh stop it. Chronic foot injuries have nothing to do with thatÂ
August 12, 20214 yr On 2/25/2019 at 3:11 PM, Lhorn said: Buncha rubes up in here He’s gonna kill it here.  he’s gonna make Jordan Shipley (senior year, not the injured years) look like Jaxon Shipley.  This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless personÂ
August 12, 20214 yr 55 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said: This aged like a fine cheese. One that fell off the truck on the way to the deli only to end up on the sidewalk in the heat and being walked on by pedestrians, eventually sodomized by a homeless person Can you sodomize cheese?
August 13, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Rudiger said: Can you sodomize cheese? Swiss cheese already comes with multiple holes to choose from
August 13, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said: Swiss cheese already comes with multiple holes to choose from I like your style.Â
August 13, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Vertigo said: Man that sucks. I feel bad for the kid. i am sure trying to play 20 lbs too heavy did not help. Thanks Tom.Â
August 13, 20214 yr Jake Smith just cannot catch a break.     And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. Edited August 13, 20214 yr by Newy25
August 13, 20214 yr I feel bad for him but at the end of the day he wasn’t texas tough. we’re salt of the earth down here, real men. he belongs out west with the vegans. we’re texas.Â
August 13, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, futureman said: I feel bad for him but at the end of the day he wasn’t texas tough. we’re salt of the earth down here, real men. he belongs out west with the vegans. we’re texas. I believe he was 1st Team All-State Arizona Vegan Team his senior AND junior years in high school. Â
August 13, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Napoleon said: I believe he was 1st Team All-State Arizona Vegan Team his senior AND junior years in high school.  Arizona. basically TAPPS lite. kid couldn’t handle big boy football.Â
August 13, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Newy25 said: Jake Smith just cannot catch a break.     And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. Are you also carrying 20# of excess muscle?
August 13, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Newy25 said: Jake Smith just cannot catch a break.     And before you roast me for making fun of an injury, know I’m currently laid up in a hospital after having foot surgery to repair shattered bones in my foot.  I actually empathize with Jake. Go on…
August 13, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Newy25 said: Jake Smith just cannot catch a break. No catch all breaksÂ
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