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#1501

Jesus fucking Christ that letter to Larry Nassar is gross as fuck. We've known about its existence since 2023, but we just now found out about its contents.

Boy howdy, Donald Trump sure seems to vibe awfully good with pedophiles and grabbing underage "snatch"

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#1504

I am quite happy that I am among the group of people to whom the following applies: "your name never came up in correspondence between Jeffrey Epstein and Larry Nassar wherein a love for fucking underage girls was discussed."

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, is NOT in that group of people.

 

What a time to be alive.

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#1505
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I am quite happy that I am among the group of people to whom the following applies: "your name never came up in correspondence between Jeffrey Epstein and Larry Nassar wherein a love for fucking underage girls was discussed."

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, is NOT in that group of people.

 

What a time to be alive.

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You also get to be in the group of people who didn't vote for someone with said credentials to run the country three times. Which is nice.

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That required some amount of shame and a political party with some morality. That is not what we currently have.
#1507
24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You also get to be in the group of people who didn't vote for someone with said credentials to run the country three times. Which is nice.

I'm no political strategist, but perhaps child rape should have been made a campaign issue in some of those presidential elections. 

#1508
Just now, Red Five said:

I'm no political strategist, but perhaps child rape should have been made a campaign issue in some of those presidential elections. 

The man confessed to - BRAGGED ABOUT - sexually assaulting women.  On fucking video, in his own voice.

Not only does it not matter, the truth is that a sizable portion of our country fucking likes it.  They think that committing sexual assault is an emblem of power, and they want a strong man.  A weak man gets consent, a strong man just takes what he wants and by god, that's the kinda leader we want.

You live in a country where committing rape is not only not a negative, it's a positive attribute.

#1509
33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I am quite happy that I am among the group of people to whom the following applies: "your name never came up in correspondence between Jeffrey Epstein and Larry Nassar wherein a love for fucking underage girls was discussed."

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, is NOT in that group of people.

 

What a time to be alive.

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The answer is Jeffrey Esptein, Larry Nassar, and Donald Trump.

Cliff Clavin: Who are three men who have never been in my kitchen?

Jeffrey Dahmer: Who are three horrible, despicable people?

William James Vahey: Who are my kind of people!!!!!

#1510
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm no political strategist, but perhaps child rape should have been made a campaign issue in some of those presidential elections. 

He's been a well known dog and creeper for 50+ years. Never had a wife he wouldn't immediately cheat on, especially when they got all gross and pregnant. He's sure as shit not fucking Melania now, which begs the question "who is he fucking?" He's been a likely/alleged/accused/admitted sexual assaulter for 30+ years, which included acknowledgements of liking them young. None of "the new stuff" is remotely surprising to anyone who cared enough to listen. 

But, then he started saying funny, nakedly racist things about Obama's citizenship, so of course he had to be President.

 

#1511
18 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

He's sure as shit not fucking Melania now, which begs the question "who is he fucking?"

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#1512

CNN is running with the Epstein letter story.  I think it's real.

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#1513
41 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

He's sure as shit not fucking Melania now, which begs the question "who is he fucking?"

 

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#1514
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

He's been a well known dog and creeper for 50+ years. Never had a wife he wouldn't immediately cheat on, especially when they got all gross and pregnant. He's sure as shit not fucking Melania now, which begs the question "who is he fucking?" He's been a likely/alleged/accused/admitted sexual assaulter for 30+ years, which included acknowledgements of liking them young. None of "the new stuff" is remotely surprising to anyone who cared enough to listen. 

But, then he started saying funny, nakedly racist things about Obama's citizenship, so of course he had to be President.

 

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#1515
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I'm no political strategist, but perhaps child rape should have been made a campaign issue in some of those presidential elections. 

It literally was, but the fear was of trans people existing and that somehow translating to child abuse. But ya know, voting for a serial child abuser and rapist like Donald Trump is just not something that seemed to bother very fine people.

As ever, every accusation is a confession with these fucking fucks

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#1520
On 12/15/2025 at 9:24 AM, aggie08 said:

There's literally only two possibilities here: 

1: The files are really damning, and he's doing everything in his power to keep them concealed (which will probably work).

2: The files aren't that damning, but he was fed bad information and knows what could be on them (ya know, because he knows his own involvement) and has thus followed the "how to make yourself look incredibly guilty" handbook to a tee. There's no rational explanation for Maxwell's transfer and favorable treatment.

 

Both possibilities range from 99.9999% to 100% likely that Donald Trump has engaged in inappropriate acts with underage girls. But I understand why some are really grasping at that 0.0001%, pathetic as it may be.

 

On 12/15/2025 at 9:26 AM, Rip76 said:

That's a pretty high percentage.

Sorry, I undersold it. The range is actually 100% to 100% likely.

#1522
6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sick fuckers. 

Money is like jet fuel for one’s personality and character. 

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#1523
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Maybe we should start calling them the Trump Files.

The Donald J Trump and The Jeffrey E Epstein Files for the Performing Pedophiles 

imo

#1524

The entire Trump Presidential Library should just be a museum of the Epstein scandal and the lives of the survivors.

#1525
27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Hey dickheads, maybe a heads up on which files you released are supposedly fake and which aren't? Are we just supposed to fucking guess?

#1526
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey dickheads, maybe a heads up on which files you released are supposedly fake and which aren't? Are we just supposed to fucking guess?

"Any information that would make The Lord God Almighty, Donald J. Trump, Peace Be Upon Him, look bad, are fake news."

I mean...it really is that simple.  If they cast him in a negative light, they are false.  

#1527
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

"Any information that would make The Lord God Almighty, Donald J. Trump, Peace Be Upon Him, look bad, are fake news."

I mean...it really is that simple.  If they cast him in a negative light, they are false.  

They actually said "some of the documents". If they are 100% convinced that "some" of them are fake, then it should be pretty easy to let us know which ones they are, and also share the proof of how they know they are fake. 

#1528
Just now, Red Five said:

They actually said "some of the documents". If they are 100% convinced that "some" of them are fake, then it should be pretty easy to let us know which ones they are, and also share the proof of how they know they are fake. 

God, that's fucking adorable.

#1534
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

DOJ: Believe the victims, because Bill Clinton is a pedophile

DOJ: DO NOT BELIEVE THE EVIDENCE AGAINST TRUMP, THOSE VICTIMS ARE LYING

#1536
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

And there it is, the reason for 80 million americans to say "meh" and "witchhunt" and find a trans girl swimming somewhere. Anyone who thinks this changes a single thing is delusional. 

#1537
20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Starting to think Andrew isn't going to escape prison. They must be at least one live person who will eventually step forward.

I realize that has happened in the past but that was when he had more protection.

 

#1538
2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Maybe we should start calling them the Trump Files.

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Donald J Trump and The Jeffrey E Epstein Files for the Performing Pedophiles 

imo

funny.. it's the one thing he doesn't want to put his name on.

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#1539

He’s so fucking guilty. Fuck anyone on this board defending this freak. 

#1540
52 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s so fucking guilty. Fuck anyone on this board defending this freak. 

DOJ's over there pretending like it makes a fuck all of difference whether that letter is real or fake to anyone with even the most basic cognitive reasoning abilities.

Take 1/1000th of the evidence, the administration's behavior, and the chain of events, and replace Trump's name with Hunter Biden.....this would be the biggest story--and most obvious (and dumbest) attempted cover-up--in the world, and rightfully so.

#1541
4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

replace Trump's name with Hunter Biden

That's really all you need to know.  Switch those names, and the right-wing news ecosystem would be non-stop, 24/7, in neon lights ZOMG HUNTER BIDEN!

#1542

So back when everyone was obsessed about the pizza place in DC. That wasn't just some kinetic theory of an Internet troll, that was a strategic coordinated misinformation project to deflect what was known about the candidate running for president. 

#1544
52 minutes ago, TornACL said:

So back when everyone was obsessed about the pizza place in DC. That wasn't just some kinetic theory of an Internet troll, that was a strategic coordinated misinformation project to deflect what was known about the candidate running for president. 

Proto-every accusation is a confession.

#1545
8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

He's been a well known dog and creeper for 50+ years. Never had a wife he wouldn't immediately cheat on, especially when they got all gross and pregnant. He's sure as shit not fucking Melania now, which begs the question "who is he fucking?" He's been a likely/alleged/accused/admitted sexual assaulter for 30+ years, which included acknowledgements of liking them young. None of "the new stuff" is remotely surprising to anyone who cared enough to listen. 

But, then he started saying funny, nakedly racist things about Obama's citizenship, so of course he had to be President.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

#1546
3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

He’s so fucking guilty. Fuck anyone on this board defending this freak. 

The absence of certain posters in this thread is enlightening 

#1547
10 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The absence of certain posters in this thread is enlightening 

That contingent mostly stopped posting by the end of July, when it became clear that the White House was actively covering it up.

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#1548
17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That contingent mostly stopped posting by the end of July, when it became clear that the White House was actively covering it up.

They also self-immolated in the Charlie Kirk thread

#1549

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 8/EFTA00025010.pdf

This file contains an allegation that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein raped a pregnant 14 year old girl on a boat in Lake Michigan in 1984. The girl allegedly gave birth while they were assaulting her, and her uncle allegedly killed the baby in front of her before throwing the body overboard. This is hosted on justice.gov and released by the Trump administration.

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