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5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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Self lobotomized to own the libs

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  • Ok, who predicted that everything will be redacted, but they'll throw a Clinton to the wolves to try to distract? Everyone? Literally everyone? Oh.

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    Oh. Good thing lying isn't an issue now. 

  • Step back and look where we are. Four days ago, the fucking Speaker of the House said that the President is an FBI informant in a case involving the trafficking of a thousand girls, many or most of wh

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56 minutes ago, Js1 said:

THERE AINT NO LIST AND THERE NEVER WAS

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m not the most researched but let me take a stab. Because in 2008 Alex Acosta gave him a non-prosecutorial agreement that wiped out federal crimes - despite that (and after the Miami Herald published a big report in 2018) SDNY worked to find charges that could work around it, and they landed on sex trafficking in order to make the later arrest stick. 

Additionally, after Epstein’s death in 2019, Maxwell was fighting her charges and I don’t believe she was convicted until 2021 and her appeals (I think) are still pending. Criminal files involving sex with minors don’t become public.
 

This normal handling of sensitive information was just seized on by QAnon and right wing podcasters looking to feed into the pizza gate stuff that Dems run a pedo cult, and it was a convenient way to attack Biden: “who are you protecting!?” “Release the LIST”

Meanwhile Trump and Epstein were friends for twenty years and victims talked about meeting Epstein at Maralago - and now Trump won’t shut up about how this is a hoax made up by Dems.  Ok sure

 

Mostly this ...

 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Well...

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... but also some of this.

 

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Ya know what I think is going to happen here?

They are going to release some list.  There will be a few names of dead people and Prince Andrew on it.  It will not be verifiable.  It'll probably be written in sharpie.

TFG will say, "See?  There was nothing here.  I didn't want to embarrass the families of all these dead folks, but the fake news media and democrats blah blah..."

That will be plenty enough for TFG supporters to not just both-sides it but to view this as more persecution of dear leader.

And finally ... 

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If the list ever gets released, they need to include their Surly usernames. 

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

If the list ever gets released, they need to include their Surly usernames. 

Raydog is 10000000% on the list

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Raydog is 10000000% on the list

Pimphand too, probably. 

We ain't ever seeing the list.  It would be shocking if we did, and it's almost guaranteed to be manipulated if so.

We prefer the lack of accountability in our society.  Prove me wrong...

2 hours ago, huge said:

I dont think BB is quite the MAGAT you ascribe him to be but maybe I'm wrong.

I’m not, but the CR zealots don’t have a scale. Just an either or statement. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, the "barking seals" comment wasn't a tell, not at all.

Sorry someone else accurately described you too. 

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

So then what was in the files that were on Bondi's desk a few months ago? 

Why make all these claims about the files only to have some of the most vocal critics appointed to the FBI then backtrack on those claims?

Why did the Trump administration doctor the footage of Epstein's jail cell and try to present it as evidence? 

I would think a semi-normal person, such as yourself, would have the same questions and many more. It would appear to me, a normal guy who is not a fan of a child rapists, that this is a cover up. It seems that Trump himself does not want the files about all the child rapes and sex slavery released either. Why he doesn't want to release it is just a mystery we may never solve... 

I have no questions. It appears Trump and company are actively trying to suppress any information they have. Which, if you’ve read any of the thread  has been a theme. Nobody in power or who held power wants it released. 

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

Again, I must have missed where the Dems declared "investigation over!, everyone go home there is no list, nothing to see here and stop wasting our time talking about it". Weird.

True. They just didn’t give a shit in the first place. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

 

Typical MAGAT cosplaying as a "both sides"-er. All "both sides"ers are either maga lovers or maga enablers at this point and are basically the same thing.

There are two sides in this issue. Against the sexual exploitation of children or for it. 
 

And then there’s individuals such as yourself who think it’s some kind of game. 
 

Im sorry you’re so broken. 

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

True. They just didn’t give a shit in the first place. 

 

Oh right, all of the "Dems" didn't give a shit, you are so smart 

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20 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I’m not, but the CR zealots don’t have a scale. Just an either or statement. 

Sorry someone else accurately described you too. 

I have no questions. It appears Trump and company are actively trying to suppress any information they have. Which, if you’ve read any of the thread  has been a theme. Nobody in power or who held power wants it released. 

True. They just didn’t give a shit in the first place. 

There are two sides in this issue. Against the sexual exploitation of children or for it. 
 

And then there’s individuals such as yourself who think it’s some kind of game. 
 

Im sorry you’re so broken. 

what are your thoughts on the basement in the pizza place - and do you think that Hillary is drinking adenachrome from children?  As a side issue, I mean.  To determine how bat shit crazy you are.

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5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

what are your thoughts on the basement in the pizza place - and do you think that Hillary is drinking adenachrome from children?  As a side issue, I mean.  To determine how bad shit crazy you are.

That was honestly my favorite conspiracy theory from the Qanon idiots - the idea that Tom Hanks and Oprah Winfrey were drinking adenachrome from children to stay young, when Oprah and Tom both looked their ages was hilarious.

23 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Raydog is 10000000% on the list

Raydog is 10000% dead, having been shanked by some pimp in the Philippines (assuming he wasn't a gimmick account, which I was pretty sure he was a gimmick/sock).

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That was honestly my favorite conspiracy theory from the Qanon idiots - the idea that Tom Hanks and Oprah Winfrey were drinking adenachrome from children to stay young, when Oprah and Tom both looked their ages was hilarious.

But Tom Brady, maybe?

19 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Yeah, Ok. Wanna take bets on the Dems doing something about the Epstein investigation the next time they hold power?

 

I don’t give a F about the performative crap by the Dems or Trump saying Trump shit. The result is the same. 

As I have said repeatedly, I am quite sure the DOJ under Trump and Biden, when relatively normal, investigated the rest of the Epstein cabal and found no indictable offenses after Epstein and Maxwell.

Everything else was performative nonsense.

And Trump wanting to release rumor bait until he came to understand that the rumors would be about him as much as anyone.

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

But Tom Brady, maybe?

And Paul Rudd

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

True.  He is dumb In his own special way.

Zero arguments from me

7 minutes ago, Iceman said:

But Tom Brady, maybe?

Money and discipline.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And Paul Rudd

Genes and luck.

 

And both stopped the transfusions based on recent looks.

20 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

what are your thoughts on the basement in the pizza place - and do you think that Hillary is drinking adenachrome from children?  As a side issue, I mean.  To determine how bat shit crazy you are.

Oh there are plenty of people sounding like rabid, batshit crazy nut jobs. They’re just too siloed to see it

10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

As I have said repeatedly, I am quite sure the DOJ under Trump and Biden, when relatively normal, investigated the rest of the Epstein cabal and found no indictable offenses after Epstein and Maxwell.

Everything else was performative nonsense.

And Trump wanting to release rumor bait until he came to understand that the rumors would be about him as much as anyone.

Of all the possibilities I would like that to be true. 

39 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Raydog is 10000000% on the list

 

35 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Pimphand too, probably. 

Prong Horn, imo

Just now, Bobby_Batronic said:

Oh there are plenty of people sounding like rabid, batshit crazy nut jobs. They’re just too siloed to see it

The complete non-answer is acknowledged.  

Can we agree that you limit your concern for the children to the teenage females that Epstein so horribly abused, and you don’t buy into some democratic Cabal that lives to drink the life force from children?

You know, as a start?

24 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Goddammit Twice, THE CHILDREN ARE GONE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Raydog is 10000% dead, having been shanked by some pimp in the Philippines (assuming he wasn't a gimmick account, which I was pretty sure he was a gimmick/sock).

Not sure about that. He went all the way back to early 2000s Hornfans, at least.  

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Raydog is 10000% dead, having been shanked by some pimp in the Philippines (assuming he wasn't a gimmick account, which I was pretty sure he was a gimmick/sock).

I dont know man, he dropped his youtube channel on here a few times (https://www.youtube.com/@rayfleming2053/videos), and I doubt even our greatest weirdos would put that much effort into a sock account. The videos stopped a couple of years ago, so I just googled Ray Fleming Philippines and this link from reddit indicates he might have moved onto the great poon chasing fields in the sky.

 

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Not sure about that. He went all the way back to early 2000s Hornfans, at least.  

He was a total creep and only got run on this board for as long as he did because of his presence and alignment in the CR. 

37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Raydog is 10000% dead, having been shanked by some pimp in the Philippines (assuming he wasn't a gimmick account, which I was pretty sure he was a gimmick/sock).

That's a real shame. 

He was a total creep and only got run on this board for as long as he did because of his presence and alignment in the CR. 

Huh? I wasn’t aware of him having any “alignment” other than 1) batshit (a bunch of weird physics takes/theories) and 2) creepy banger of underaged Filipinas.
37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Raydog is 10000% dead, having been shanked by some pimp in the Philippines 

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I dont know man, he dropped his youtube channel on here a few times (https://www.youtube.com/@rayfleming2053/videos), and I doubt even our greatest weirdos would put that much effort into a sock account. The videos stopped a couple of years ago, so I just googled Ray Fleming Philippines and this link from reddit indicates he might have moved onto the great poon chasing fields in the sky.

 

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unfortunately we have been reliably informed that Mr. Ray Fleming passed away 4 months ago in the Philippines 🇵🇭 where he was working and living, before he was able to complete his next book _The New Physics 2nd Edition_. I personally intend that his work never be forgotten.

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Huh? I wasn’t aware of him having any “alignment” other than 1) batshit (a bunch of weird physics takes/theories) and 2) creepy banger of underaged Filipinas.

I guess you missed the vibe. I hope he found his way to the bottom of a 50 gallon drum. 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Huh? I wasn’t aware of him having any “alignment” other than 1) batshit (a bunch of weird physics takes/theories) and 2) creepy banger of underaged Filipinas.

Maybe he tried a weird physics version of “the salt trick” and had a heart attack…

48 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The complete non-answer is acknowledged.  

Can we agree that you limit your concern for the children to the teenage females that Epstein so horribly abused, and you don’t buy into some democratic Cabal that lives to drink the life force from children?

You know, as a start?

Some questions aren’t worth an answer. 
 

The only conspiracy that I’ve posited is that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors sexually, possibly as a deviant or some sort of financial operative, and that there’s probably a lot of people who don’t want that information made public. I’ve been pretty clear that I think it applies across the political spectrum. 
 

Or we can suppose that in several decades of such behavior in places where he made sure he had plenty of surveillance that only he and his number one did anything worth jail time, and that it hasn’t been revealed because of the ongoing investigation. 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

THERE AINT NO LIST AND THERE NEVER WAS

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Wait... Are y'all doubting what Bobby is laying out, or are you doubting him in general?

It is obvious nobody related to the process wants the files out, or they'd be out.

Hell, are we sure Epstein is dead?

We are sure Maxwell is going free on appeal, since there seems to be no list and no clientele to traffic to.

40 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I guess you missed the vibe. I hope he found his way to the bottom of a 50 gallon drum. 

it’s touching that you want to spare his family needless funeral expenses

Just now, Gatorubet said:

it’s touching that you want to spare his family needless funeral expenses

I have a feeling that there were not many people in his family lining up to mourn the loss. Just a hunch. 

11 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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You get me. I like you (sometimes)

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Raydog is 10000% dead, having been shanked by some pimp in the Philippines (assuming he wasn't a gimmick account, which I was pretty sure he was a gimmick/sock).

Well, he paid me a decent amount to edit his book, so if he's a sock, he's a sock who pa(id) his bills.

On 7/15/2025 at 9:39 AM, Chopper said:

The leading magats can't even remember basic facts.

 

"then I rub your pussy with the...falafel"

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, he paid me a decent amount to edit his book, so if he's a sock, he's a sock who pa(id) his bills.

I don’t know if I want to know what kind of book it was.  

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I don’t know if I want to know what kind of book it was.  

Just another kook physics book.  I just fixed grammar for the most part.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

If the list ever gets released, they need to include their Surly usernames. 

Sadly, I'm not in the right tax bracket. 

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If elected we will release Epstein files

Epstein files to be released ASAP

Epstein files are on my desk and boy are they a doozy!

Investigation complete, there are no Epstein files and stop wasting our time asking about them.

 

Galaxy brains: Why did the dems do this?

 

13 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Sadly, I'm not in the right tax bracket. 

 

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Side A:  Conspiracy, Cabal, Prosecute the pedophiles, if we were in power we'd do something. If you vote us in we'll release the names!!!!

Side B: In power and letting the justice system take its course.

Side A: We're in power now, all that stuff we said we would release, it's a nothing burger move on.

BB - See it's Side B's fault for not doing something.

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