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  • Ok, who predicted that everything will be redacted, but they'll throw a Clinton to the wolves to try to distract? Everyone? Literally everyone? Oh.

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    Oh. Good thing lying isn't an issue now. 

  • Step back and look where we are. Four days ago, the fucking Speaker of the House said that the President is an FBI informant in a case involving the trafficking of a thousand girls, many or most of wh

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7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

How about both Clinton and Trump being sent to Alligator Alcatraz? Show of hands.

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11 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

How about both Clinton and Trump being sent to Alligator Alcatraz? Show of hands.

dem alligators gettin a black man and cheetos?

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3 minutes ago, Iceman said:

dem alligators gettin a black man and cheetos?

Dey getting no one cuz the old school of America knows the only thing that saves them from finishing dead fucking last, which is the end all be all, is a designated last class.

The Drain The Swamp Party when faced with the choice of prosecuting the elite leaders of both parties, whether they come from Hope, Arkansas (guess I gotta insert an lol here cuz sarcasm isn't a thing anymore) or Manhattan, will wither like brine when it comes to trigger time.

You're watching it right now. 

56 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Interest in Elite Ruling Class Pedo Ring taking a weird nose dive. 

Discussion is much more active in other threads where posting facts and discussing them is less likely to cause crashouts. 

 

But seriously, maxwell getting transferred to jail in aggyland is just too fuckin absurd. It's completely ridiculous how the president is protecting this child sex trafficker, but even talking about it too rude for polite company 

13 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Discussion is much more active in other threads where posting facts and discussing them is less likely to cause crashouts. 

 

But seriously, maxwell getting transferred to jail in aggyland is just too fuckin absurd. It's completely ridiculous how the president is protecting this child sex trafficker, but even talking about it too 

Way to transfer her to Club Fed, Obama. Or Clinton. Or Whatever! And "Whatever" means "treason" after maybe an investigation or not explodes into whatever shit-for-brains headlines are coming down the pike. 

4 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Way to transfer her to Club Fed, Obama. Or Clinton. Or Whatever! And "Whatever" means "treason" after maybe an investigation or not explodes into whatever shit-for-brains headlines are coming down the pike. 

Not as many pesky security cameras.

If that place really has open gates, she’s going to “walk out” and never be seen or heard from again

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If that place really has open gates, she’s going to “walk out” and never be seen or heard from again

Guess what the assassins are thinking...

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

If that place really has open gates, she’s going to “walk out” and never be seen or heard from again

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I know I'm in the extreme minority here, but she isn't getting disappeared. Maxwell is getting released and choosing to disappear.

20 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Interest in Elite Ruling Class Pedo Ring taking a weird nose dive. 

I just asked AI, and it told me that neither Face the Nation or Meet the Press discussed the Epstein matter today.    But then, none of the QAnon idiots ever cared that Meet the Press and Face the Nation were not discussing the international child pedophile Cabal the prior last nine years.

if the US economy does not tank the next couple years, the Epstein issue and whether it affects 4 to 5% of GOP voters may be the most important question

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/us/jeffrey-epstein-mansion-photos.html
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Everyone from Pope John Paul II, Mick Jagger, Elon Musk, Donald and Melania Trump, Fidel Castro, Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Richard Branson, Saudi Arabia crown prince Mohammed bin Salman and Steve Bannon; right down to a signed $1 bill by Bill Gates that says "I was wrong!"

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

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https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/us/jeffrey-epstein-mansion-photos.html
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Everyone from Pope John Paul II, Mick Jagger, Elon Musk, Donald and Melania Trump, Fidel Castro, Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Richard Branson, Saudi Arabia crown prince Mohammed bin Salman and Steve Bannon; right down to a signed $1 bill by Bill Gates that says "I was wrong!"

Wow, how unsurprising of names

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I truly hope you're wrong but put near zero faith in that hope. I could just copy and paste that quote from Ron Filipokowski for what is likely to happen if she walks. 

"I have no idea. That's not my area. It happens all the time. You need to ask whoever runs that department."

Like a fucking produce worker at a grocery store when you ask them where to find spices. 

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I haven’t been following. How does this help the dotard?  Is the idea that she’s going to be disappeared either via death or witness protection or something?

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I haven’t been following. How does this help the dotard?  Is the idea that she’s going to be disappeared either via death or witness protection or something?

Can't risk her talking to Congress.

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I haven’t been following. How does this help the dotard?  Is the idea that she’s going to be disappeared either via death or witness protection or something?

His personal attorney made a deal with her that if she refuses to testify and implicate trump she can get the club fed treatment, and possibly a pardon. Also suspected she'll very soon lie and say he's not anywhere on the list but all of his democrat policition and Hollywood enemies are definitely there. It's an open bribe. And congress doesn't care cause yay team!

Golly, it's almost like he has lied about everything involving Epstein...

 

She's walking, sadly sooner rather than later. Coffee zilla is killing it. 

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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c79l38vl3lwo.amp
 

Former US President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary are among high-profile figures to be sent legal summonses from a congressional committee investigating the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Republican James Comer, chairman of the House Oversight Committee, issued the subpoenas to the Clintons and eight other individuals. 

The committee is seeking information about Epstein's history, after President Donald Trump's administration decided against releasing more federal files on the dead financier.

That decision sparked outrage among Trump supporters and some Democrats, who refused to accept the justice department's statement that there was no "incriminating client list" in the Epstein files.

Amid a rift between Trump and some of his supporters on Epstein, the committee, made up of both Democrats and Republicans, recently voted to issue the subpoenas.

The panel has also subpoenaed the justice department itself for records related to Epstein.

Lawyers for Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's associate who is currently serving a 20-year sentence for sex trafficking, had indicated she was willing to testify before the powerful investigatory committee, with strict legal protections. Her scheduled 11 August deposition, though, has been postponed indefinitely.

Comer wrote in letters to each person that the committee must "conduct oversight of the federal government's enforcement of sex trafficking laws generally and specifically its handling of the investigation and prosecution of Mr Epstein" and Maxwell.

He also indicated that depositions will start this month and run through the autumn, with Bill Clinton scheduled for 14 October.

Former Attorneys General Merrick Garland, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder and Alberto Gonzales were summoned, along with Jeff Sessions and William Barr, who both led the justice department during Trump's first term. Former FBI directors James Comey and Robert Mueller were also sent subpoenas.

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Did we ever get a reason this administration moved Maxwell to club fed?  I don't understand why MAGA, the GOP, or anyone is ok with that. Pro pedophilia doesn't seem like it should be a winning position to me.

2 hours ago, GW Hayduke said:

I don't understand why MAGA, the GOP, or anyone is ok with that. Pro pedophilia

Because that’s who they are

5 hours ago, GW Hayduke said:

Did we ever get a reason this administration moved Maxwell to club fed?  I don't understand why MAGA, the GOP, or anyone is ok with that. Pro pedophilia doesn't seem like it should be a winning position to me.

Sex offenders and people with long sentences aren’t supposed to be at camps per BOP guidelines.  There’s absolutely been a deal cut but the only question is what it was. I do think there’s going to be a requirement to tar some non-MAGA world folks. 

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sex offenders and people with long sentences aren’t supposed to be at camps per BOP guidelines.  There’s absolutely been a deal cut but the only question is what it was. I do think there’s going to be a requirement to tar some non-MAGA world folks. 

Yeah some poor schmuck at BOP is gonna burn.

On 8/9/2025 at 11:23 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

Sex offenders and people with long sentences aren’t supposed to be at camps per BOP guidelines.  There’s absolutely been a deal cut but the only question is what it was. I do think there’s going to be a requirement to tar some non-MAGA world folks. 

This is what I think happens as well, but first likely using it as leverage. That's the bully play, extortion then bus those who don't "play ball". I don't think it will be limited to one side of the aisle. We just likely won't know about any Rs who capitulate.

From KBTX-TV reporter, Rusty Surette…

🚨PRISON PROTEST: The Brazos Valley Community Coalition hosted a protest Saturday along Texas Avenue and outside the women's federal prison. 

📢Participants were protesting the transfer of Jeffrey Epstein's accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, to Bryan, TX. They’re concerned about the decision to house the child predator at what’s considered a minimum-security “comfort prison” and are calling for more transparency from the government.

📌Another note: I've attempted several times over the past week to confirm reporting on the internet that Ghislaine has been allowed work release from the prison, but my multiple messages to the Federal Bureau of Prisons were never answered.

43 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

From KBTX-TV reporter, Rusty Surette…

🚨PRISON PROTEST: The Brazos Valley Community Coalition hosted a protest Saturday along Texas Avenue and outside the women's federal prison. 

📢Participants were protesting the transfer of Jeffrey Epstein's accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, to Bryan, TX. They’re concerned about the decision to house the child predator at what’s considered a minimum-security “comfort prison” and are calling for more transparency from the government.

📌Another note: I've attempted several times over the past week to confirm reporting on the internet that Ghislaine has been allowed work release from the prison, but my multiple messages to the Federal Bureau of Prisons were never answered.

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1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

From KBTX-TV reporter, Rusty Surette…

🚨PRISON PROTEST: The Brazos Valley Community Coalition hosted a protest Saturday along Texas Avenue and outside the women's federal prison. 

📢Participants were protesting the transfer of Jeffrey Epstein's accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, to Bryan, TX. They’re concerned about the decision to house the child predator at what’s considered a minimum-security “comfort prison” and are calling for more transparency from the government.

📌Another note: I've attempted several times over the past week to confirm reporting on the internet that Ghislaine has been allowed work release from the prison, but my multiple messages to the Federal Bureau of Prisons were never answered.

It's so crazy how there has been no explanation given as to why the most notorious living child rapist and sex trafficker was transferred to a country club with an open front door. Just really, really strange. Can't imagine why. 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Even crazier that no one with a voice has even asked about it. 

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16 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

From KBTX-TV reporter, Rusty Surette…

📌Another note: I've attempted several times over the past week to confirm reporting on the internet that Ghislaine has been allowed work release from the prison, but my multiple messages to the Federal Bureau of Prisons were never answered.

Maybe she’ll be working on the next Bonfire as a Red Pot.

9 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Strong Patrick Bateman vibes.

Does he like Phil Collins?

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Does he like Phil Collins?

Big Huey Lewis and the News fan.

That movie doesn’t come close to doing justice to that book. 

On September 8th, Iran and Syria are going to get the shit bombed out of them, maybe Venezuela, National Guard units will be deployed to Chicago and New York City, and notably 30 Rockefeller Plaza will be barricaded and entry forbidden, and the US might start flying supplies directly into Ukraine, and/or establish a no-fly zone there.  Hunter Biden will be arrested again.  National Parks will be shut down.  The US Government will go all in on Crypto.  There will be a problem with Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid payment processing

What else do we see happening then?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

On September 8th, Iran and Syria are going to get the shit bombed out of them, maybe Venezuela, National Guard units will be deployed to Chicago and New York City, and notably 30 Rockefeller Plaza will be barricaded and entry forbidden, and the US might start flying supplies directly into Ukraine, and/or establish a no-fly zone there.  Hunter Biden will be arrested again.  National Parks will be shut down.  The US Government will go all in on Crypto.  There will be a problem with Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid payment processing

What else do we see happening then?

On September 8, you will still be mentally ill and jacking off to Trump fan fiction.

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4 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

On September 8, you will still be mentally ill and jacking off to Trump fan fiction.

Sorry you voted for a pedophile, bro. Gotta be a bitch to try and rationalize, but I'm glad you found a way.

Sorry you voted for a pedophile, bro. Gotta be a bitch to try and rationalize, but I'm glad you found a way.

It’s better than that. Sure, he voted for a criminal pedo. But today, he also still swears fealty to a pedo. It’s fantastic to watch.

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