July 7, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Goddammit.....now you've got me thinkin'...... Id throw in $10 on cashap or whatnot.
July 8, 20223 yr A wreath of balloon dicks would probably make him smile. https://www.amazon.com/Inches-Inflatable-Fun-Penis-Balloons/dp/B0039OTXY8
July 8, 20223 yr Brisket….. I will pay for this and send to him. Would need you to DM me the addy of the hospital and his real name of course, and I will say it is from surly. Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks T-Shirt https://a.co/d/hbDvGxU
July 8, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, markstanco said: Brisket….. I will pay for this and send to him. Would need you to DM me the addy of the hospital and his real name of course, and I will say it is from surly. Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks T-Shirt https://a.co/d/hbDvGxU Put me down for $100 as long as I get on tshirt
July 8, 20223 yr Popular Post 14 hours ago, conVINCEd said: A wreath of balloon dicks would probably make him smile. https://www.amazon.com/Inches-Inflatable-Fun-Penis-Balloons/dp/B0039OTXY8 We should send it to him "with love from the guys at I'd pee in her butt."
July 8, 20223 yr Fuck I missed this until now. Glad that I wandered in after the news MaC is improving. Get well buddy.
July 8, 20223 yr 20 hours ago, conVINCEd said: A wreath of balloon dicks would probably make him smile. https://www.amazon.com/Inches-Inflatable-Fun-Penis-Balloons/dp/B0039OTXY8 great. Now this is gonna pop up on my phone for 2 weeks.
July 8, 20223 yr Popular Post 7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: We should send it to him "with love from the guys at I'd pee in her butt." MaybeACoordinator's family visiting him in the hospital:
July 9, 20223 yr Stumbled in and see that MAC is improving. He IS most def one of us. He personifies what this place is all about and I love that dude. Here is to him getting back quickly. The place isn't as interesting without him.
July 9, 20223 yr I'm in if we are sending dickbutt balloons & in surly fashion pedobear should make the delivery
July 14, 20223 yr Popular Post I don't really feel like it's my privilege or place to announce this, but since no one else has, MAC posted on FB for the first time in a few weeks yesterday. It seems he's out of the ICU.
July 14, 20223 yr Author I don't really feel like it's my privilege or place to announce this, but since no one else has, MAC posted on FB for the first time in a few weeks yesterday. It seems he's out of the ICU.Yep. Improvement, so very good news.
July 15, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said: We just gonna trace them out? It’s the thought that counts.
July 15, 20223 yr Are we still gonna send him the wreath o’ dicks? No, brisket was a bitch and didn’t send an address. I was fully ready to get this going. I will say I saw a few emails from this thread I sub’d just now and got scared to open this thread. Glad he is getting better!
July 15, 20223 yr Popular Post 5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: Are we still gonna send him the wreath o’ dicks? Wait, I thought we were DMing him dick pics. Did I do this wrong? This is embarrassing
July 15, 20223 yr Popular Post "We were going to send you a wreath of dicks, but never got around to it" is the most Surly thing ever.
July 15, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: "We were going to send you a wreath of dicks, but never got around to it" is the most Surly thing ever. Often times we judge ourselves by our intentions. Unfortunately.
July 17, 20223 yr If MAC sees this thread he will laugh and he will cry and then he'll say "screw these assholes" which is as it should be. Edited July 17, 20223 yr by Hornius Emeritus
July 17, 20223 yr Author On 7/15/2022 at 8:01 AM, Pescado_Rojo said: "We were going to send you a wreath of dicks, but never got around to it" is the most Surly thing ever. 1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said: If MAC sees this thread he will laugh and he will cry and then he'll say "screw these assholes" which is as it should be. I'm thinking a handwritten letter, with Pescado's mention above, as well as a handwritten link to this thread that he'd have to type in to a browser, would be perfection.
July 17, 20223 yr I'm thinking a handwritten letter, with Pescado's mention above, as well as a handwritten link to this thread that he'd have to type in to a browser, would be perfection.Please also include a printed screen shot of the most current pic in the assssssssssssss thread
July 17, 20223 yr Author 4 minutes ago, davidg said: Please also include a printed screen shot of the most current pic in the assssssssssssss thread Goddamn, this place is full of good ideas. Maybe print out the entire fucking Arch Manning thread, on paper, and send it to him in a giant-ass business envelope.
July 17, 20223 yr Could we convince FitLump that one of her constituents is in bad health and that a visit from her would help raise his spirits? Maybe she could deliver the wreath.
July 18, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, EE2B said: Could we convince FitLump that one of her constituents is in bad health and that a visit from her would help raise his spirits? Maybe she could deliver the wreath.
July 19, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, DoobieWah said: Fitlump? This is a judgment-free place. The trust tree.
July 19, 20223 yr 40 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: This is a judgment-free place. The trust tree. Thank you. If I want to relive my Ferris Bueller hooker in a nurse outfit with a slightly annoying accent fantasy I should be able to do so judgment free.
July 19, 20223 yr I can’t believe I never noticed before but is that Louie Anderson with the flowers?
July 19, 20223 yr 30 minutes ago, Sawbonz said: I can’t believe I never noticed before but is that Louie Anderson with the flowers?
July 21, 20223 yr Author Popular Post 7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Any update on MAC? Out of ICU, doing a good bit better. Hoping to get to a rehab facility to work on PT and such. Not in the home stretch at all, but at least out of the near-term danger.
July 22, 20223 yr On 7/18/2022 at 3:44 PM, conVINCEd said: She can restore my pluck. I got the reference. Get better Mac
July 22, 20223 yr Author Popular Post Also, I just penned another quick letter to MAC and dropped it in the mail. At y'all's suggestion (and in keeping with the spirit of things), I included the following: Quote On a separate note, I was informed that I was to deliver this to you, with the message of “with love, from the guys at I’d pee in her butt”: I’m not kidding. That was an actual request. They spent half the money in the wreath fund for that, so be appreciative. They did not have sufficient funds to fly a banner over the hospital. But if they did, they wanted me to let you know that it would say “Fire Greg Davis” (even if they’d pay to fly a banner, I surmise that they wouldn’t spring for a new one). Hoping he'll receive it in the spirit in which it is intended. And if not.....fuck him if he can't take a joke.
July 23, 20223 yr Also, I just penned another quick letter to MAC and dropped it in the mail. At y'all's suggestion (and in keeping with the spirit of things), I included the following: On a separate note, I was informed that I was to deliver this to you, with the message of “with love, from the guys at I’d pee in her butt”: I’m not kidding. That was an actual request. They spent half the money in the wreath fund for that, so be appreciative. They did not have sufficient funds to fly a banner over the hospital. But if they did, they wanted me to let you know that it would say “Fire Greg Davis” (even if they’d pay to fly a banner, I surmise that they wouldn’t spring for a new one). Should have sent . . . a .. . . poet
July 23, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said: I hope my dick pic doesn't put him back in the ICU You clearly have genital warts on the shaft and lesions on the sack.
August 9, 20223 yr Author As a bit of an update, it seems he’s slowly improving, but is going to have a long road of PT and such to get back to health. His old man has put together a go fund me, so if any of y’all would like to contribute, PM me and I’ll share the link. Still don’t wanna dox our pal, but I wanna help.
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