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2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Could be, but watching those two yesterday, Jonas probably gained 50 seconds in the turns alone. About 1 or 2 k into it you could see some shit was going down.

Fair enough.  I still think that performance is suspicious, but I could be wrong and I understand others won’t agree with me.

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Hell everyone that races a bike is sus. Pretty hard to argue with that.

19 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

WVA has about 30-40 lbs on Jonas and is a 3X world cyclocross champion.  Being on the same team and being a guy that likes to win TdF TT’s, I’m sure he did the same level of recon.  

And being on the same team as Jonas, you'd think he'd have the same supplier.  So....Jonas is doping without team help....Wout refuses to dope....the only one doping is @Horn Dogg?

21 minutes ago, G650 said:

Hell everyone that races a bike is sus. Pretty hard to argue with that.

As well as all of us who refuse to stop following it. 

25 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

And being on the same team as Jonas, you'd think he'd have the same supplier.  So....Jonas is doping without team help....Wout refuses to dope....the only one doping is @Horn Dogg?

Yeah, but mine is a different kind of dope!

24% at 2,000m altitude is just inhuman.

King of the mountains 5 minutes behind on the big mountain of the day.  

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

King of the mountains 5 minutes behind on the big mountain of the day.  

The real kings are about to be starting this thing for real. We’ll see who has the legs, lungs, and mental strength to take the HD prize. 

Simon Yates looks pretty racy, wonder if he has a shot to stay away

2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Simon Yates looks pretty racy, wonder if he has a shot to stay away

I hope Gall stays with him, he’s on my fantasy team!

10 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I hope Gall stays with him, he’s on my fantasy team!

Looking good so far!

Pogo just took out the earpiece.  He doesn't want to hear how far ahead Vingo is. 

One minute between them with 11 kilometers left.

It looks like Yates MIGHT catch Gall.

Damn, Pogacar all over the bike. That’s too bad. Really wanted to see a battle on this monster. Maybe we’ll a race to the summit and another to the finish. 

Looks like Jonas might catch em both lol.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Looks like Jonas might catch em both lol.


I think it's going to be close but JV will not catch Gall.

When's the last time a team had two riders on the podium?

Cycling Dane just said that race radio just reported that Tadej told his team that he's cooked and that they should fight for Yates now.  Wow.

Will Yates catch Gall?

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I think it's going to be close but JV will not catch Gall.

When's the last time a team had two riders on the podium?

 

Yeah I was joking lol.

 

Not uncommon in the super team era to have multiple riders on the podium. Sky did it a couple times I think. Astana did it in 2009

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I think it's going to be close but JV will not catch Gall.

When's the last time a team had two riders on the podium?

2019 - Bernal and Thomas for Ineos.

WTF?!?!!? The car got stuck!?!?

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

HOLY CRAP. Amateur BS from the tour.

JV 5 minutes up on Tadej today.

Those fans almost knocked Jonas off with that push.

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

HOLY CRAP. Amateur BS from the tour.

JV 5 minutes up on Tadej today.

And growing. Geez, he's only now at the 1 KM marker!

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Those fans almost knocked Jonas off with that push.


They need to keep fans off the roads on the mountains. Maybe just a very small set number for flavor. Make each fan sign a statement that they'll be criminally liable if they interfere with the race.

Bilbao is so good at sneaking up high in the GC.  Taking a free ride from Jonas now.

Disc brakes "Let me sing you the song of my people"

Take that brown shorts haters

Great ride by Gall. The  Queen stage.

All of these guys Bilbao, Yates etc ... are going to put big time into their rivals.

Hindley must have lost several places.



 

Tadej .. wow.  To crack like that.  Down 7:35 now to Jonas.  Tour over ... and like this. Several of TJ's teammates going around him.

Only a crash can take JV out now.

50 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Only a crash can take JV out now.

Don’t jinx it, Jumbo still hasn’t had their annual Tour clusterfuck day.

 

 

Lmaooooooooooooo. It was Tommy Voeckler

I guess that’s the best way he could get some attention since he can no longer go on extended tv attacks and suffer for the cameras. 

Wow.  That will do it, barring something completely unfortunate.  Hard to see Pog like that, but every cyclist has been there, though perhaps not THERE.  He had me convinced that he was up to the challenge for two solid weeks.  I wish he had been in top condition so we could have taken this battle all the way to Paris.  

7 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Wow.  That will do it, barring something completely unfortunate.  Hard to see Pog like that, but every cyclist has been there, though perhaps not THERE.  He had me convinced that he was up to the challenge for two solid weeks.  I wish he had been in top condition so we could have taken this battle all the way to Paris.  

It's over. Il a fini. 

I felt Pog needed to basically cut the lead in half on this stage and all Jonas did was bury him. But Pog probably wasn't completely ready for the Tour this year. With those two, it's whoever is highest in the climber category. That's going to be the winner. Barring disaster, the tour belongs to Jonas. 

On 7/9/2023 at 6:23 AM, Horn Dogg said:

WVA isn’t going to win shit this tour

WVA abandoned……without winning shit this this tour.

41 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

WVA abandoned……without winning shit this this tour.

I'll give him a pass because he is having a kid, and likely was not as focused as he otherwise might have been.  He did not seem on his A game all tour, and can be selfish at times, but he wants to win as much as anyone.  He's another one of those riders who can do a bit of everything, and just loves to compete.  

He's going to drive his wife to the hospital and let Sepp Kuss take over from there.

1 hour ago, idigTexas said:

I'll give him a pass because he is having a kid, and likely was not as focused as he otherwise might have been.  He did not seem on his A game all tour, and can be selfish at times, but he wants to win as much as anyone.  He's another one of those riders who can do a bit of everything, and just loves to compete.  

He’s been a level down all year.  The only race I can think of that he dominated was Gent Wevelgem and he gifted it to LaPorte.

I know nothing about cycling, but Lawson Craddock is my backyard neighbor and a really nice guy.  Was really sad to see him get injured a few years ago and really happy to see he's racing again this year.  

On 7/18/2023 at 11:53 AM, Horn Dogg said:

Agreed.  And we have someone as unlikeable as Froome in yellow.  

Sure Vingegaard looks like a cover model for Punchable Face Quarterly, but he seems like a nice guy/husband/father/teammate who it just so happens was cursed with fish lips.

Jasper Phillipsen is a bitch made titty baby.

Just now, G650 said:

Jasper Phillipsen is a bitch made titty baby.

I just really do not like him.

3 hours ago, locodos said:

Sure Vingegaard looks like a cover model for Punchable Face Quarterly, but he seems like a nice guy/husband/father/teammate who it just so happens was cursed with fish lips.


I don't understand the JV hate, either.

Amazing to see the breakaway succeed today. Asgreen has to be one tired mofo.

 

50 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I don't understand the JV hate, either.

Amazing to see the breakaway succeed today. Asgreen has to be one tired mofo.

 

He owes Campanaerts several beers and probably a hooker for that leadout.

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