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5 minutes ago, WBT said:

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They already bought the food … somebody gotta it eat so it don’t got to waste.

18 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

 

 

 

*oops double post*

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4 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Ditch him and try to steal that 500 pounder on Florida

Look, man, if you’re looking for a 500 pound competitive food eater to join you in some contests in the future, no one here is against it. None of us want that dead man walking near the Texas football program though. At one point on Saturday, I thought he was going to have to be lifeflighted off the field for a water break. Florida needs a team of Jawas just to manage this guy. 

On 9/22/2024 at 7:12 PM, TXpride said:

Pretty sure a fight involves at least 2 people. Maybe wait for more details before declaring him kicked off the team, if they ever come out.

This aged well.

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first thing I see when I wake up today is Chip Brown’s smashed up face.  Jesus Christ

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id rather not know than give fcb a click. 

I will never understand a player who’s ticked off about playing time refusing to go into a game. It’s so obvious that to do that is to completely immediately torpedo your future with the program. So stupid. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I will never understand a player who’s ticked off about playing time refusing to go into a game. It’s so obvious that to do that is to completely immediately torpedo your future with the program. So stupid. 

Sydir realized that he'd have to run on the field.

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

*oops double post*


It’s not just his punchable face. Why does he talk like that? Why cant he just string an entire sentence together? He talks with the brutally awkward pauses. 

Good. Hopefully we can get him off the NIL payroll immediately, or close to it. His entire journey at Texas summed right the fuck up, and he can go kick rocks.

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30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Good. Hopefully we can get him off the NIL payroll immediately, or close to it. His entire journey at Texas summed right the fuck up, and he can go kick rocks.

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Sydir "O'Hara" Mitchell...

 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Sydir "O'Hara" Mitchell...

 

I was thinking more Finch from Wildcats.

i didn't recognize that was chip brown. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Unfortunately you could see this coming from a mile away. It sucks that he didn’t work out but hopefully we can allocate his NIL to a portal guy. 

Just now, Newy25 said:


Unfortunately you could see this coming from a mile away. It sucks that he didn’t work out but hopefully we can allocate his NIL to a portal guy. 

Why do we believe there is a material amount of NIL flowing his way?  

Just now, Tree Fidy said:

Why do we believe there is a material amount of NIL flowing his way?  

Because he was a national recruit at a top 3 competitive NIL position and a guy who would know insinuated it a bit?

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I was thinking more Finch from Wildcats.

Don't be so U-G-L-Y. You don't got no alibi!

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52 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Why do we believe there is a material amount of NIL flowing his way?  

Because I overtly said there was. 

It’s not the end of the world. Not everyone will work out. If Mitchell and Niblack not materializing is our biggest problem in a cycle, that is high cotton for NIL commitments. And no one needs to give up on either guy completely yet. Mitchell is still on the team for the moment and no one is down about Niblack being a roster/human problem or wanting to leave. 

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

Why do we believe there is a material amount of NIL flowing his way?  

Because there is. Not gonna post his tax filing but it is/was substantial..let it play out

Look, man, if you’re looking for a 500 pound competitive food eater to join you in some contests in the future, no one here is against it. None of us want that dead man walking near the Texas football program though. At one point on Saturday, I thought he was going to have to be lifeflighted off the field for a water break. Florida needs a team of Jawas just to manage this guy. 

That albatross ain’t getting on my bird. Patient limit is 300-350 depending on crew weight. Better call Danny Glover and Ray Liotta for this one

I was definitely on the Mitchell "hope" train, but it's clear to me now that he's dealing with too many non-football related issues.

Aside from weight management, I obviously don't know what those issues are, but my assumption is that some people are better suited to be closer to home.

I'll root for the guy to get his shit together and have a chance to play somewhere in the NE (Rutgers, BC, UConn seem like good options), but for Texas it's time to cut ties and move on.

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4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

i didn't recognize that was chip brown. 

He looks like my aging lesbian aunt who is still trying to be "cool" because she doesn't want to give up on the Montrose club scene but is also far too old to being staying out past 10:00.

Stop dying your hair. Stop dressing like Rivers Cuomo. It's time to accept where you're at and move on gracefully. 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Because I overtly said there was. 

It’s not the end of the world. Not everyone will work out. If Mitchell and Niblack not materializing is our biggest problem in a cycle, that is high cotton for NIL commitments. And no one needs to give up on either guy completely yet. Mitchell is still on the team for the moment and no one is down about Niblack being a roster/human problem or wanting to leave. 

 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Because there is. Not gonna post his tax filing but it is/was substantial..let it play out

Thanks...Missed this somehow.  

9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think he con Rutgers or Penn State out of 1 more payday ->> buffet. 

FIFY.

11 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

He looks like my aging lesbian aunt who is still trying to be "cool" because she doesn't want to give up on the Montrose club scene but is also far too old to being staying out past 10:00.

Stop dying your hair. Stop dressing like Rivers Cuomo. It's time to accept where you're at and move on gracefully. 

I really want to see pics of your aunt.

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On 9/23/2024 at 9:43 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

They already bought the food … somebody gotta it eat so it don’t got to waste.

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Who was the older player that punked him? He deserves to be commended for keeping the culture in order. 

43 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Who was the older player that punked him? He deserves to be commended for keeping the culture in order. 

Maybe Demarco Cobbs

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

BUT ITS ALL PAY FOR PLAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

Seems like this Sluka situation has everyone wound a bit tight, huh?

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

Seems like this Sluka situation has everyone wound a bit tight, huh?

Lmao the thread in the football board is good for a bit of a chuckle over all.

On 9/23/2024 at 8:12 PM, BornAndRaised said:

Obligatory FCB, but I couldn't find the bobby clip about it. Heres Mr Wrinkles himself explaining what happened with Sydir:
 

 

I swear to God, I thought that was Bill Gates. Lol

30 minutes ago, FCB said:

I swear to God, I thought that was Bill Gates. Lol

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So what happens on the NIL front in situations like this? Does the collective pull any further funding past this season if Sark wants him out, and that immediately gets him to bail? 

1 hour ago, BurgleBro said:

Can this pile of blubber play RB

Chip Brown? Probably not

27 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

So what happens on the NIL front in situations like this? Does the collective pull any further funding past this season if Sark wants him out, and that immediately gets him to bail? 

I don't see how that would be good for Texas. That's terrible publicity, a la UNLV, waiting to happen. We don't need our rivals to have negative recruiting pitches handed to them on a silver platter.

If Sark wants him gone, Mitchell won't get any PT and will be encouraged to look around for a better fit.

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20 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I don't see how that would be good for Texas. That's terrible publicity, a la UNLV, waiting to happen. We don't need our rivals to have negative recruiting pitches handed to them on a silver platter.

If Sark wants him gone, Mitchell won't get any PT and will be encouraged to look around for a better fit.

Well, he also wouldn't get most of his NIL renewed, that's a normal thing programs do. The weird thing is not holding up your end of the bargain midseason.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well, he also wouldn't get most of his NIL renewed, that's a normal thing programs do. The weird thing is not holding up your end of the bargain midseason.

Yeah, I misread that and omitted "past this season."

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Chip Brown? Probably not

I would say between the cocaine and the booze, he probably wouldn't last more than a play or 2. 

It seems Nahlin and Wells talked about Mitchell on their YT channel, but I really don’t want to give them a click. Anyone with an IT sub know what they are reporting? Thank you.

He needs to get on cocaine to lose some of that weight. 

Regardless, put him at safety / Mack 

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