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4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

It seems Nahlin and Wells talked about Mitchell on their YT channel, but I really don’t want to give them a click. Anyone with an IT sub know what they are reporting? Thank you.

Basically said we won't be seeing him too much this year and probably next year as well.

34 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Basically said we won't be seeing him too much this year and probably next year as well.

so gaskamp in 2026?  I’ll take it. 

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

It seems Nahlin and Wells talked about Mitchell on their YT channel, but I really don’t want to give them a click. Anyone with an IT sub know what they are reporting? Thank you.

"I don't think we'll be seeing Sydir Mitchell anytime soon. But we could, I don't ever want to count out a kid who needs to mature. But I don't think we'll see him much this season. Or maybe at all. Or maybe next season either"

- Nahlin

That goofy muthafucka never says anything without completely hedging back the other way. 

Just say it. The fat boy got his feelings hurt because Sark doesn't want to play his fat ass and refused to go in the game during garbage time. Several of his teammates got pissed and squared up to him and there was a light and brief physical misunderstanding. Trainers walked fat boy back to the locker room and probably 95% chance his ass is gone either during the season or to the portal. 

 

11 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

"I don't think we'll be seeing Sydir Mitchell anytime soon. But we could, I don't ever want to count out a kid who needs to mature. But I don't think we'll see him much this season. Or maybe at all. Or maybe next season either"

- Nahlin

That goofy muthafucka never says anything without completely hedging back the other way. 

Just say it. The fat boy got his feelings hurt because Sark doesn't want to play his fat ass and refused to go in the game during garbage time. Several of his teammates got pissed and squared up to him and there was a light and brief physical misunderstanding. Trainers walked fat boy back to the locker room and probably 95% chance his ass is gone either during the season or to the portal. 

 

I heard he got winded walking back to the locker room. Can anybody confirm?

9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I heard he got winded walking back to the locker room. Can anybody confirm?

that young man is putting his body on the line for the university of texas.  please refrain from these cheap shots. 

On 9/26/2024 at 1:29 AM, immamac said:

BUT ITS ALL PAY FOR PLAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

Hey, you guys remember several games into last season when immamac was shitting all over our coaching staff and praising Michigan’s. I remember.

 

55 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Hey, you guys remember several games into last season when immamac was shitting all over our coaching staff and praising Michigan’s. I remember.

 

Defecating all over* we don’t call it shitting around here. That’s crude.

I shit all over …. Im crude!

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Hey, you guys remember several games into last season when immamac was shitting all over our coaching staff and praising Michigan’s. I remember.

 

I remember telling him Texas was going to beat Alabama by 10+ and Ewers would outplay Milroe and he was having none of it. Seems so long ago. 

27 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I remember telling him Texas was going to beat Alabama by 10+ and Ewers would outplay Milroe and he was having none of it. Seems so long ago. 

You can take an aggy out of sheepville but you can’t take the sheepville out of aggy.

So we don't have any video of the " altercation "?

I hope the kid gets his head screwed on right and gets a degree regardless of what happens with his football career, but I fucking love it that we have the kind of culture under Sark that he gets called out immediately for shit like this. 
 

All gas, no brakes - don’t be a goddamn brake.

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Don't know anything on his situation, but it was good to see Sydir on the field today and make an actual play.

25 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Don't know anything on his situation, but it was good to see Sydir on the field today and make an actual play.

I think Alfred Collins has started to rub off on him. 

He’s played a few games in a row now and has been in on pivotal downs.  Glad our coaches build players and don’t think they should be thrown away when adversity hits.   

Another data point that the culture / sark knows how to manage a roster and maintain standards. 🤘

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After the Vernon Broughton reclamation this year, I think I’m about done writing off players under this staff. 

He looked enormous yesterday.  His back, torso look like they had to use a larger font so his name didn’t look tiny in his jersey. 

After the Vernon Broughton reclamation this year, I think I’m about done writing off players under this staff. 
Same for me. There will always be some true JAG's that need to be shoved into the portal, (recruiting isn't an exact science) but this staff is not only retaining a lot of that type player but somehow getting them to perform at a high level.

Broughton is a good example, but Gunnar Helm is by far the most impressive. From tall skinny kid that I thought would end up portaling out to somewhere like Colorado State, Wyoming etc...to the best TE in the SEC and possibly CFB as a whole.

After seeing that 500 .lb player that Florida has playing situationally, I'm thinking that maybe there's a place for Sydir in certain moments at Texas.

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Same for me. There will always be some true JAG's that need to be shoved into the portal

 

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2 hours ago, ousux said:

Broughton is a good example, but Gunnar Helm is by far the most impressive. From tall skinny kid that I thought would end up portaling out to somewhere like Colorado State, Wyoming etc...to the best TE in the SEC and possibly CFB as a whole.

Helm wasn't ranked highly, but had good offers (Iowa, in particular).

3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Another data point that the culture / sark knows how to manage a roster and maintain standards. 🤘

 

3 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

After the Vernon Broughton reclamation this year, I think I’m about done writing off players under this staff. 

 

2 hours ago, ousux said:

Same for me. There will always be some true JAG's that need to be shoved into the portal, (recruiting isn't an exact science) but this staff is not only retaining a lot of that type player but somehow getting them to perform at a high level.

Broughton is a good example, but Gunnar Helm is by far the most impressive. From tall skinny kid that I thought would end up portaling out to somewhere like Colorado State, Wyoming etc...to the best TE in the SEC and possibly CFB as a whole.

gimme some love

 

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4 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

After the Vernon Broughton reclamation this year, I think I’m about done writing off players under this staff. 


If he continues to lose weight and dedicate himself this offseason, Mitchell can be a 20 snap/rotational guy next year. And that outcome would be remarkable considering he was 99% likely to bust in August. 

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


If he continues to lose weight and dedicate himself this offseason, Mitchell can be a 20 snap/rotational guy next year. And that outcome would be remarkable considering he was 99% likely to bust in August. 

I had a 1.7 my freshman year (saved by placing out of art history) and a 3.8 my senior year. I'm hoping he does the fatbody equivalent. 

47 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I had a 1.7 my freshman year (saved by placing out of art history) and a 3.8 my senior year. I'm hoping he does the fatbody equivalent. 

 

I didn't know that you could place out of high school art history.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

 

I didn't know that you could place out of high school art history.

yeah I should have said I used art history credits.

8 hours ago, GTJ1982 said:

He’s played a few games in a row now and has been in on pivotal downs.  Glad our coaches build players and don’t think they should be thrown away when adversity hits.   

Building the young man's confidence, and I love it. Give him chances to prove himself instead of ignoring his slower development. 

This staff gives us multiple options for possible Gaskamp award winners.

this fucking place.  99% of surly wrote this kid off for being a failed fat fuck bust three months ago.  now everyone wants to credit the staff for "not giving up on him."

lulz

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On 11/24/2024 at 12:57 PM, Newy25 said:


If he continues to lose weight and dedicate himself this offseason, Mitchell can be a 20 snap/rotational guy next year. And that outcome would be remarkable considering he was 99% likely to bust in August. 


Man my take there. Wow. Guy just likes food more than football apparently. 

On 9/9/2025 at 7:04 PM, Newy25 said:

Man my take there. Wow. Guy just likes food more than football apparently. 


With GLP-1 products out there, it has never been easier to lose weight than it is now. 

I can’t understand how his NIL isn’t tied to “needing a thinner spokesperson*”.
 

*😉 acting like this isn’t pay-to-play.

Guy thinks he can portal to the Saints because that's where Bo is now.

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I feel bad for the kid. Yes, he is not doing himself any favors with his lack of work ethic, but Bo Davis has fucked him over twice and now it appears that Brian Kelly also fucked him over by essentially cutting him from the team. 

Kid needs to go home, Delaware or Rutgers and get snaps.  Period end of story.  He can get on the field at a lower level school and see if that can translate to a draft eligible score after next season.  He needs better advise, P5 schools like Texas and LSU are not for him, from what Ive read on the boards and seen in action. 

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12 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I feel bad for the kid. Yes, he is not doing himself any favors with his lack of work ethic, but Bo Davis has fucked him over twice and now it appears that Brian Kelly also fucked him over by essentially cutting him from the team. 

you shouldn't feel bad for him, and you shouldn't take what he says as face value.  He's experiencing the consequences of his own actions.  He's not a victim.

12 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I feel bad for the kid. Yes, he is not doing himself any favors with his lack of work ethic, but Bo Davis has fucked him over twice and now it appears that Brian Kelly also fucked him over by essentially cutting him from the team. 

He was going to be cut from Texas for being a fatass.

This kid should just quit football and start doing food reviews and mukbangs on youtube

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