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Hey dude @immamac and I were talking and we want to throw together a Surly baseball or softball game on August 13th or 14th. We can play at a high school level field and actually play ball if y’all can handle it, or slow pitch baseball, or even half ass pitching at a little league park. Or we can do slow pitch softball at a little league park or softball field. Up to y’all.
 

I’m hoping for enough to play a few games over the fall and even get some home run derby action in there. Looking forward to going yard on a few of y’all  

Tell me what y’all think. This has some serious potential. Anyways, let us know and go fuck yourselves 🤘🤘

you guys are fucked. witness the bomb-dropping power of the derka:

 

just don't ask me to run to first. it's either a HR or an out. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

edit: plakatas start around 2:22

i'm basically if dave winfield and no jackson had a love child, with the politics of herschel walker, and the body of oliver miller. 

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19 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

you guys are fucked. witness the bomb-dropping power of the derka:

 

just don't ask me to run to first. it's either a HR or an out. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

edit: plakatas start around 2:22

i'm basically if dave winfield and no jackson had a love child, with the politics of herschel walker, and the body of oliver miller. 

Should we have team captains?

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

How many heat strokes are we expected to have at this event? 

Eh we’ll be fine 

you down to play?

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Alright. We got 2 so far. I got a couple friends that’d be down so let’s just call it 4 right now. Join on up dudes, this is gonna be a blast. 
 

if we get to 18-20, we’ll have team captains and select players 

@Rickylovesweed you want to be a captain?

If so, I choose Derka with the first pick 

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2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

How many heat strokes are we expected to have at this event? 

ill bet the over

 

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1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

another weekend and i'm in

We’re flexible. Kinda wanna make this a weekly thing

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

ill bet the over

 

You still got it, 3 putt?

Shaggy used to organize a softball team in one of the Austin area leagues. Maybe that's a better bet? 

6 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

you guys are fucked. witness the bomb-dropping power of the derka:

 

just don't ask me to run to first. it's either a HR or an out. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

edit: plakatas start around 2:22

i'm basically if dave winfield and no jackson had a love child, with the politics of herschel walker, and the body of oliver miller. 

 

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4 hours ago, B00M said:

Shaggy used to organize a softball team in one of the Austin area leagues. Maybe that's a better bet? 

Well let’s figure it out 

@immamac mind pinning this?

i would've come out.  did you hope the fence?

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In. I play baseball on a Sandlot team in Austin now. Down for whenever. 

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29 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

i would've come out.  did you hope the fence?

Nah there’s a gate behind the Westlake football field by the office buildings that’s open. Then there’s a path down to the baseball field. Got questioned by one of the new assistant coaches but apparently they’re still letting former Westlake baseball players use the facility whenever we want. So I got that going for me, which is nice 

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If anyone in the Austin area is down to practice, send me a PM

I’m old, I’m a single dad, and I’m in SA.  No bueno para ATX beisbol.

Good luck assholes.

Be sure to breath through your eyelids.

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Oh come on Cajun. You aren’t armybrat. Come out and play dude. It’ll be a blast 

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Anyone down to practice tomorrow round lunch? 
 

@B00M and @ztejas and I are hitting up northwest hills at 11:30

@gsoda3 you in?

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1 hour ago, Fletch said:

Anyone down to practice tomorrow round lunch? 
 

@B00M and @ztejas and I are hitting up northwest hills at 11:30

@gsoda3 you in?

game time decision, not sure if i can get away from work.  i'll text you.

23 hours ago, Fletch said:

Anyone down to practice tomorrow round lunch? 
 

@B00M and @ztejas and I are hitting up northwest hills at 11:30

@gsoda3 you in?

Hell yes, catch & BP. Hope you're swinging a wood bat. 

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24 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Hell yes, catch & BP. Hope you're swinging a wood bat. 

God damn right I am. We’re practicing again next week. You in?

It would depending on when. I’m not opposed, I’m in SA though.

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Sweet. We’ll work something out 

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22 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Definitely maybe.  

You live in Austin? Or the greater central Texas area?

4 minutes ago, Fletch said:

You live in Austin? Or the greater central Texas area?

San Diego.  Wanna do it here?

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Sure, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine 

21 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

San Diego.  Wanna do it here?

Dude do you know how much crack fletch and I are going to have to sell to get everyone out to San Diego? More than normal. 

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude do you know how much crack fletch and I are going to have to sell to get everyone out to San Diego? More than normal. 

Fuck hey @Cajun, we need 150 pounds of meth this week instead of the usual 100. Think you can swing it?

On 7/4/2022 at 12:38 AM, shadow_operative said:

you guys are fucked. witness the bomb-dropping power of the derka:

 

just don't ask me to run to first. it's either a HR or an out. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

edit: plakatas start around 2:22

i'm basically if dave winfield and no jackson had a love child, with the politics of herschel walker, and the body of oliver miller. 

Your mom cracks me up. Bad ass!

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10 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

she's hilarious. maybe the funniest person i know.

Cool dude….just when I thought we were getting along 

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Anyone down to practice this week?

On 7/7/2022 at 9:59 PM, ztejas said:

Dude do you know how much crack fletch and I are going to have to sell to get everyone out to San Diego? More than normal. 

lets play in TJ .. me and @Zepol87 down 

47 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

lets play in TJ .. me and @Zepol87 down 

This.  This is a horrible idea.

I'm in.

The shaggybevo softball team that played down at Riverside and Pleasant Valley back in the day wasn’t terrible. I’d say I’m sorry we didn’t play again, except I bet y’all did play again and didn’t invite me because I refused to utilize Captain America as a cutoff man. 

On 7/14/2022 at 7:19 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

The shaggybevo softball team that played down at Riverside and Pleasant Valley back in the day wasn’t terrible. I’d say I’m sorry we didn’t play again, except I bet y’all did play again and didn’t invite me because I refused to utilize Captain America as a cutoff man. 

I finally find this thread, and come to find out I'm already catching strays. Brutal, guys - just brutal.

 

I could be convinced to take some BP and play some catch ... can't this weekend, but could do something after work basically any night next week?

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On 7/19/2022 at 2:24 PM, capnamerca said:

I finally find this thread, and come to find out I'm already catching strays. Brutal, guys - just brutal.

 

I could be convinced to take some BP and play some catch ... can't this weekend, but could do something after work basically any night next week?

Fuckin a, dude. PM me and let’s go. @B00M and @ztejas may be man enough but who knows….?
 

One quick question….do you think Jesus Christ could hit a curveball?

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